Kana iwe uchifanira kuwana mari yemari, kana kudyisa mwana manheru, kune chero basa, zvinoita kunge ari kubata.
Takabvunza vaverengi vedu kuti vataure, izvo nzira dzatinoshamisa kwazvo dzavakaitwa kuti dziwane chingwa chavo chine butter.***
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Pane imwe nguva ini ndaishanda sesarudzo yekuongorora, kutaura zvazviri, yekudya kwemasikati. Kubva pa8 uye kusvika ku8 Murzles muCorrid Corridor uye akataura naambuya vake - anoona kubva kumaCommunist. Akabvisa ndangariro dzaKhayam uye akandiudza kuti nderipi batch seyekudya. Apple yakanakisa, asi ine nheyo.Vako vako vakarasika. Uye vakandipa chikafu ne bun ine sausage uye tomato juice package.
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Yakarongedzwa mushumo kubva pamutambo wekutamba-kutamba.
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Kwete kuva nechokwadi chekuti iri ibasa: Iyo batch mune yekuda yakagamuchira kokero kune mabiko, uye sezvo ini ndakanga ndisina shangu dzakakodzera - ipapo shangu dzakati wandei.***
Imwe yakapendama chikepe. Maererano nenzizi uye mafudzi eSt. Petersburg, inoenda. Kwemazuva matatu, uye mukati nekunze.
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Kusundira kutaura kwemari pamhenderekedzo. Mune ngowani yekubhururuka.***
Akatamba "maoko evana veGerman" pane kuisirwa kwechiitiko chemazuva ano cheGerman, chakaitika muFoyer yeMitambo yeMitambo. "Amai veGerman" yaive chidhori chegoridhe muwiricheya, kumeso kwake kwaive kuchena, iyo firimu "yakasarudzika" yakavezwa pairi kubva papepa refirimu. Uye maoko emukadzi wekare akabatikana pasisina kusingaperi (maererano nepfungwa yemhizha ingangoita zvishwe pamatambudziko emakonzo, asi ini ndaiziva kuti ndingaruki sei, saka scarf yakarongedzwa zvakanyanya). Ini ndakagara kumashure kwechigaro, ndichimbundira mukadzi wekare muchiuno uye ndichibvisa maoko angu munzvimbo dzayo dzejasi. Zvikamu zvacho zvaive maminitsi makumi matatu, ndakanga ndambove nenguva yekumanikidza zvidimbu zvakanyanyisa. Vanhu vakashamiswa uye vakatarisa: chaizvo, chidhori, mamiriro ezvinhu kubva mumafirimu, asi iwo akangina! Kana ndangowira tsono. Kwenguva yakati ndakachinja banga kubva kune rimwe divi kuenda kune rimwe, ndakagadzira marudzi ese emarudzi. Vanhu vakatarisa nechido. Ndipo pandakamuka nekuda kwechigaro ndokuti: "Batsira mukadzi wakura! Shumirawo! " Ini ndine tsono, ndakagara pasi uye ndikaramba ndichienda. Mushure mekunge chikamu chakabuda nekuda kwekudhara uye kupwanywa. Ovations
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Yaive Vanaka. Hapana zvematongerwo enyika, kungogadzira mavara gumi nemaviri uye ivo vakataurirana, vakadai sokunge foramu haina chinhu.***
Ndakaita neimwe nzira iyo nzvimbo yeiyo matatu-litita jar yeuchi.
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Akashanda nevasikana vatatu vakanaka pane imwe nzvimbo yekufambidzana nekubata vapfumi vatorwa. Yakanga iri imwe kushamisika: Ndakatora kurumbidza nemifananidzo yevasikana vasingazivikanwe, kubva pazita rake raakanyora, uye muhoro zvaitsamira pane nhamba yetsamba dzakanyorwa kwandiri. Kukanda nekuti yakanga ineta negehena. Nenzira, muhoro hauna kumbobvira wagamuchira
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Neimwe nzira ini ndaishanda semuenzaniso wekutungamira muviri uye zvakandirenda nemapendi emhando yepamusoro. Boka reChinesegirls dzeChinese. Uye zvakadaro, kugadzikana - muhudiki Kugutsikana maawa mashoma neKolka mwana mucheche Jesu. Kuisirwa kwakawanikwa kwevhiki, asi ndakagara zuva rimwe chete - nehunhu hwangu, mukutarisisa, kutaridzika kwechiJudha, kuchitsiva kuputa fodya vakadzidza navo nebvudzi dzvuku, iyo yakarwara uye haina kukwanisa kuuya. Uye ipapo ini handina kuenda neni, nekuti mhino haina kubuda!***
Akanyora bhuku remunhu ane chitupa cheSchizophrenia. Chinangwa chebhuku chaive chekukonzera kusagutsikana nevane masimba eRussia kuti vape munyori. Iri bhuku raive nekuongororwa kwezviitiko zvekare. Mukufunga kwangu, kwete kutenderera.
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Ini ndakanyora tsamba ndozvipindura pakarepo pachiso chemagazini "Preschool Dzidzo"***
Pandakanga ndisina mari zvachose, uye decent yakadaro Deumn yakabhadharwa pane kadhi rechikwereti, ndakatarisa muEurovision, ndakafunga uye mukupererwa nemari yekupedzisira chikwereti pachiPutukezi. ChiPutukezi chakakunda, uye zvino shamwari dzangu dziri kuseka kuti: "Ndakaunganidza mari yacho yakuunganidza kuti urege kutsigira madhiri!" Nenzira, ini ndakakunda chaizvo sezvazvakaita kuti ndidzorere chikwereti chacho.
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MuDagestan, vakadzokera neshamwari kubva pamhenderekedzo, vakarangarira kuti "hapana chingwa" pane chingwa "pane zvese (" zvese zvimwe ", ini ndakaonga kubva kuUzbek, muridzi wechibhoti, chururk mukuchinjana Kune porcelain kuvhura, inowanikwa pamhenderekedzo iyoyo uye yakasarudzwa seSouvenir.***
Taifanira kuchengetedza ndege yekushambadzira yekuenda kushanya kweimwe muimbi weRussia. Iyo yega panguva iyoyo yakasimbiswa nekambani iyi. Isu tiri vimbiso yefirimu uye kuchengetedzeka, pane iyo mutengi ndege chaiyo kuti iyo firimu haina kuwira pendi. Takauya, taita firimu remufirimu, akamirira awa uye akazvisiya. Pendi yacho yaifanira kunge yakagara panzvimbo iyo - zvinokwanisika kuGlue. Patinenge katatu, ndege dzaishandirwa, kubva ipapo pendi yakadzimwa.
Nekuti rimwe nerimwe remari dzedu dzisina basa rakabhadharwa hafu yemutengo webasa.
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Dekfer porn. Ndakatumira rollers, uye ndakavatsanangura - ndeupi chikamu ndezvekuti ikoko, nezvimwe. (Chete mhando yemhando - nerombo rakanaka, maartist eiyo genre ini handina kusungirwa kuziva ...). Vakabhadhara zvishoma, asi pakarepo: Right pazuva rimwe chete rinogona kududzirwa, pane rinotevera - kune rinotevera, uye ichi chainyanya kukosha panguva iyoyo.
Kwete chete inofanira kunge iri pakukurumidza kutarisa kuti inzwisise chaizvo kuti ipapo uye kupi, zvakanyanya uye 200 ziva. Cheka kukoka - uye pane dzimwe nguva mameseji munguva mbiri pfupi dzinobuda. Ehe, kunyangwe mune yega yega block ye25 rollers pakanga pasina kunyatso kudzokorora. Ehe, kune mamwe maRollers sollars kuti rugwaro rumwe chete harisi mazana maviri, uye pane mazana mana mavara aive ... Izvi hazvisi kutaura kuti pakati pevaRollers vakawana ... Hmm ... zvinoshamisa kwazvo. Ini ipapo ndakatadza kuona mwedzi wadarika!
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