Belarikaa iri nyore bolya sulima guy anonzwa zvakanaka muzvombo zveAmerica. Dai zvaisave nechinhu chimwe: hurongwa hwematanho, pfungwa idzo dzisingaone - uye ini ndoda chaizvo.
Pakutanga pakanga paine nyama. Ndakatarisa pamitengo yemutengo - isingadhuri, uye ndakazungunuswa. Mushure mekunge mutengo wakamira wakadzika l uye B. Saka - $ 5.99 lb. Ndakabvunza vaviri uye mutengesi akatanga kugona kwake: isa magurovhosi ake, akaisa chidimbu chenyama kubva kuhwindo rechitoro, akakanda pachiyero, akapinda mukodhi, akabata chinwiwa chakadhindwa ndokuzvinyima. Ipapo akaputira kutenga pabepa renje, akaburukira kuputika, akarumbidza danda refu, akabata chinwiwa, akabvambura, akabvambura kubva pasi, akabva andandipa.
Iwe unoziva here kuti zvinoitika sei kana iwe wakamirira kurema muruoko rwako, asi hafu nyore? Ruoko rwakasvetuka. Ndakayera nyama iri mumaoko angu uye ndakafunga kuti: "Zvakanaka, ndiri chidhirodi kekutanga kuAmerica."
Gare gare ndakaona kuti ndeipi lb iri. Iyo inobva kuRibra pound labra, kana pound. Nei vachishandisa libra, kwete pondo kana mitambo yemitengo ichinyora, ini handisati ndaziva.
Magiramu 453, angangoita shell. Tikugashirei kune yakasarudzika nyika. Ini ndakakurira mumameturu metric, unokaka kwegumi, uko zvese zviri pachena uye zvine musoro. Akashandisa masimita, masentimita, uye madekitori akapota-famba, nekuti decimeter idanho, risingadiwi kune chero munhu, kunze kwemudzidzisi wemasvomhu. Mamita akafuridzirwa, kilomita yaive bvunzo, makiromita matatu aive akaenzana neyenomwe nehafu madenderedzwa mune nhandare yemvura. Ndiani angave akafunga kuti kumwe kunhu kune imwe kumucheto kwepasi, vanhu vanoyera chinhambwe mumakumbo, uye vhoriyamu mumikombe?
Kutenga kutenderera kwekutanga kwenguva yakafanana maekisesaizi ekusagadzikana. Kuwedzera pamapaundi, iyo yaunzi yakabuda kumberi, yekunakidzwa kwekuseka, iyo yaive yakaoma uye ine mvura. Zvekuita ne oz chakaenzana 28 magiramu, ini handizokwanisi kuve mupfungwa. Kana kumuwanza kana kugovana.
Kubva kuhuwandu hwemavhoriyamu senge supuni kana mukombe wakanyaradza imba. Ipapo pakanga paine pint yakaenzana nemikombe miviri, uye quart, mune mapipi maviri. Gallon naBarrel vakanzwika vachizvikudza uye zvinosuruvarisa sechinyorwa chemauto. Kwaingova nenhau dzinonakidza iyo mazai akatengeswa kune vakawanda, kwete akawanda.
Nenguva isipi zvakazoitika kuti muAmerica mwedzi wekutanga unoenda, uye chete nguva chete. Ndatenda, madhiri, kanokwana kwegore rasara munzvimbo. Ndikatamisa miromo yangu, ndichiti nezvangu: "Ndira, wechina, zviuru zviviri zvegumi, ndokuzadza chimiro, uye pandakaverenga kwechinguvana kuti ndinyatsonzwisisa kwaive nemwedzi. Zvakanaka, kana zuva repiri rezuva racho rakazova gumi nevaviri, ipapo pakarepo zvakazonyorova zuva. "Kukadzi Gumi makumi maviri neChipiri" vakanzwika senge quote kubva muBhaibheri.
Kwechinguva ndakaenda kunomira kuisa zita pamberi pezita. Mafomu akapambwa akarasika. Kolya Sulima, asi kwete Sulim kolya.
Anthropometric data:
- Zvakawanda sei iwe uremu?
- Ini ndinofunga nezve makumi mapfumbamwe.
- chii chiri makumi mapfumbamwe?
- a, madam, mapaundi, mapaundi ... zana zana nemakumi masere neshanu!
Pakanga pasisina mazana mapfumbamwe nemakumi mapfumbamwe nematatu ematare, "vakagara pamba, uko Dianci, uye panzvimbo iyoyo vakauya" nhanhatu kana mana ", pfupi, seyakaenzana.
Chero ani America anoziva nzira iyo mirawu yemativi epasi, sekunge ane kambasi mumusoro wake. Ndakava nezana nguva yakafa apo mirairo yakapihwa pafoni: "Enda kuburikidza neLaurel Street, uye kurudyi uye nehafu mamaira kumadokero." Asi kupi kumavirira? Kana kuti ini ndinofanira kutsvaga ndidzo mativi emoss anokura pamiti ?! Kunyangwe nzvimbo yekurwa kwehondo yenzvimbo yevaAmerican ine nzvimbo yeNzvimbo: Westise inovenga uye inodziva kumabvazuva, ivo vanoenderana navo.
Vangani peturu kushandisa mota yako? Mubvunzo uri nyore. Chero mutyairi wechinoratidzirwa achapindura: Gumi nemaviri muguta, makumi masere munzira huru uye nehana yakachena ichawira zvakare. Ko makiromita makumi matatu pane gallon? Tarisa, chii mbongoro: Kutanga ini ndinoshandura marita mulers, mamaira mumakiromita uye ini ndakavarangarira pakurangarira kweCalculator, ndipo pandinogovana yechipiri.
Asi uku hakusi kuguma kwekupenga, nekuti ini ndinofanira kuva makiromita zana kure! Ini ndinowedzera nemoyo murefu mhedzisiro yacho kusvika zana uye ndinowana kuti mutyairi wedu achapindura pasina tsvimbo mukudhakwa kwechirwere chipi zvacho. Ndichiri kuverenga, yangu prownutor yatozvidemba kuti ndakabvunza, ndine Crimson kubva kuTatuchi matama uye zvese zvinyatso.
Mumwe munhu akararama muzana ramakore gumi nemanomwe, neimwe nzira yakavhenganiswa mvura, ice nemunyu uye akayera tembiricha yekupisa yemusanganiswa. Akagamuchira tembiricha iyi ye zero uye pamwe akaseka, achifungidzira kuti munhu wese aizove apwanya musoro wake: uye naNafig aive kuora ?! Zita rekupedzisira raaive neFahrenheit.
Fahrenheit aive nerombo rakanaka kuti afe kwenguva yakareba. Dai aive mupenyu, vanhu vanoperevha neyekuperesa vaiuya kwaari uye vakauraya nedzimba dzisingaperi. Ipapo vakapisa imba yake vakatamba namadota. Maererano nekufungidzira kwangu, avhareji geniverrant inobata chetatu chehupenyu hwayo muchiroto uye kota - kushandura Fahrenheit muCelsius.
Wonai maoko enyu: Ini ndinotora Fahrenheit, ndinobvisa makumi matatu kubva mairi, uye ini ndinogovana nevamwe vese kune vaviri, ndinoita kuti atoziva kuti mhedzisiro. Zviri nyore kuita kana uchidziya mumugwagwa, asi nekukurumidza kana tembiricha ichinge yatanga kudonha, arithmetic inopera kuve nyore. Kubva gumi nemashanu degrees Fahrenheit, ndakaverenga makumi matatu uye ndinowana minus 15, uye ndinofanira kuitei navo? Ivo vanoti vanofanirawo kugoverwa kuva vaviri. Nomwe nehafu madhigirii echando? Zvakanaka, kanenge muCalifornia hapana zero pazasi, ivo vanopedzisira vhure.
Uye ese maBritish. Vakagadzirwa nehurongwa hwakasarudzika, nemauni se "makov zviyo". Poppy zviyo - kureba, zvakaenzana nekota yezviyo zvebhari, izvo zvakare kureba. Pachine mutsara, chigunwe, ruoko uye namaoko (ivo havana kuvacheka, kana kuti chii?) Chinyorwa chiri muWIKI pane zvikamu zveChirungu zvakaita kuti ndive nyonganiso. Izvo zvakanyorwa kuti zviyo zvepoppy zvine chikamu chebhari. Zvine sei?
Ikoko, pakanga paine zvakawanda zvinonakidza zvinhu. Semuenzaniso, chikamu chenzvimbo iyo nzombe imwe inogona kurima kwegore. Unhu hwenyika, hukuru hwechichada chete kuBritish, izvo zvese izvi zvakayerwa. Yakanga iri ingangove yakafanana nerexical nzombe muCuum.
Muna 1824, zvikamu "zveBritish zvaive zvetsvina kune" impsial ". Upine mwero muUK haina kutambudzika, uye pakati pezana regumi nemapfumbamwe kunyanya. Sezvandinogona kutonga, panguva yekuchinja, chikamu chematunhu chakatumidzwa zita, chikamu chakabviswa uye chakazopindurwa pakupedzisira pakupedzisira pakupedzisira. Pound yaive yakaenzana nehafu yekilogiramu, uye toni chinhu chine zviuru zviviri zvemapaundi.
Vanhu vakashaya zvakajeka zororo. Kuita hupenyu husina kuderera pane kutsva, iyo Imperi system yematanho yakakodzera sezvo zvisingaite.
Iyo yeBritish yakauya neyekusimuka-kuruboshwe kufamba. Mune rondedzero yenyika, ichiri kushandisa yekufamba-kuruboshwe-nyika, United Kingdom, Japan neAustralia Contweal Oline kubva kune yakagadzirwa. Iyo yakasara yerondedzero yakafanana neQuote kubva Pirate Rom Romv Romanoel Sabatini. Kubva kwaari, ndakadzidza nezve kuvapo kwenyika yeChishanu Islands, Coconut Islands uye Montserrat States. Sweeds (!) - uye izvo zvakachinjirwa kudivi rekurudyi ratova muna 1964, asi kwete kungozvikudza brit.
Nhasi tine zana ramakore makumi maviri nerimwe. Vanhu vakagadzira nzvimbo, kuvhiyiwa kwepurasitiki uye zita rekuti Minaz. Zvakangodaro, saizi yeshangu muAmerica neUK ichiri kuverengerwa muBarley Beans. Inoshatirisa kubva kune imwe mhando yezviuru zveAnglo-Saxon kusindimara.
Ini ndinogona kunzwisisa zvikamu zvegungwa. Vazhinji vedu takatarisana negungwa chete pakutasva pane pepal catamaran mune yeguta park. Zvipfu zvechikepe nguva dzese dzaive zvisiri nyore: mwedzi yakati wandei, pasina kuona mahombekombe, mukambani yeakasviba overgnants - chero zvishoma nezvishoma inofambisa chikonzero. Kusatanga sei kuyera kureba kwemhodzi, asi kumhanya kweiyo node? Brooms yeYroofyev mumutambo "Mutungamiriri Matanho" varwere varwere vepfungwa vakayera matafura nezvimbuzi, semuenzaniso.
Chokwadi, ruzivo urwu rwese rwunoratidzwa mumunhu kwemakore, rwatendeukira kuita mafungiro. Hapana munhu ari muAmerican anotendeuka mumapaunzi muzviramu mupfungwa, munhu wese anoziva kuti zvakajairwa nemabhangi matatu achimirira, uye mubhangi reSoda, gumi nemaviri. Monologue yeVince Pfeka "Royal neChizi" nezve hamburger mune chikamu chefumo, asi chete nekuda kwekukasira chete nekuda kwaSamueri kubvira rarama munyika.
Wese munhu anofanira kutsvaga mapato akanaka, sezvo psychoanalysts anowanzo taura mumabhaisikopo. Ini handina kana chinhu chekusara, ndingatarisa sei izvi zvakaenzana kubva padanho rekufunga nezve zvakanaka zvinobatsira: inodzidzisa uropi hwangu, kubvisa Alzheimer. Zvese zvimwe hazvisi zvinopfuura rusarura.
Isu tinodziya pamadhigiri makumi maviri, maAmerican - makumi manomwe. Hapana chino shamisira.
Ruzivo rwezvinyorwa: Sulimima