Izvo zvakakamurwa nematunhu ese emhando dzinofadza: Svetuka-svetuka pane chimwe chinhu, kunyemwerera mumuromo wose, imbai nevanhu vakakomba, vachiratidzika pamusoro pekuvimba kwezvinhu zvese.
Kusatakura Hatepi Anotapudza Luilimism ?! Kusava neT-Shirt yeT-Shirt ine Zvinonakidza kudhinda uye kwete kuZaga pamusoro inotevera inonakidza joke ?! Ndiwo maitiro:Nzira 1.
Nzira yekutanga uye iri nyore uye iri nyore isarudzo yaJ. K. Jerome. Chokwadi, nhasi hapana chikonzero chekuchera raibhurari yeBritish Encyclopedia: ingo vhura iyo Internet zviratidzo zvezvirwere. Vatambi uye vanhu vane psyche psyche inoshamisa vanogona kuve vanogumira kubvunza mune yekutsvaga injini "zviratidzo zvezvirwere zvakakomba", nyanzvi dze "pinda" usingakure "." Zvese, ipapo unogona chete kudzidza zvakarongwa, nemutsara wega wega zvinhu zvakanyatsoita kuti chive chokwadi chekuti chinhu chega chausiri kurwara ndeye postplartum fever. Kana kuti ndizvo here? Chero zvazvingaitika, kuzvidzora kutambudzika kungangoita. Ongorora: Iyi nzira inonyanya kunaka kune vadzidzi vekurapa uye vagari mushure memakore makumi matatu nemashanu. Yekutanga inogona kusimbisa kufungidzira kwavo nezivo yeruzivo, yechipiri - yakapfuma ruzivo. Sebhonasi, iwe unogona kufungidzira padyo nehurongwa hwekunyarara: zvakananga, imbwa, dzinotaura kuti une hutano, kuti utore kuunganidzwa kwako porn uye itsva iPad mumaoko ako!Nzira 2.
Kana pasina Internet uye / kana raibhurari iri pedyo, shandisa izvo zvinogara zviripo pachako! Vhara, maziso akasarudzika, mirira. ... Pano, maona ?! Hongu, hongu, izvi zvigaro zvakafamba nenzira yemaziso edu, zvingave zvisingaoneki, asi ndizvo! Izvi zvinogona kunge zvichikanganisa kana iyo Bello inotanga, uyezve brain bundu rinokupa iwe hello. Teerera kumuviri wako. Moyo uri kurova? Kwete, inogogodza kurwiswa kwemoyo! Patova pachikumbaridzo, Nyoka, uye pane kurohwa pamwe chete naye, uye pane kurohwa naye, kukunda kwakakunda, munzeve dzedu dzakanyarara, asi zvese zvinotanga nediki. Ongorora: Iyo imwe bhonasi yakafanana neiyo nzira yapfuura uye imwe nzira yakanakira kuunza korona chena yevanachiremba vese vari mudumbu redunhu, vachida kusimbiswa kwekufungidzira kwayo.Nzira 3.
Regedza mwana wako: Gasi Cutting Machine, ice cream yemakumi maviri nemakumi maviri nemakumi maviri ekodhi uye tomato juice pane spill, mune munyu wemunyu wegirazi rakawanikwa. Uye zvakare - Kuona Kwemhuri kweMaraini, Izya "Ndiri kuda kuziva zvese" uye kuva cosmonaut. Inonyatsoziva kuti ice cream yazvino uye vhara haisi inonaka, uye kazhinji - inyika ipi yavaifamba-famba! Oo, zvese zvakaenda, zvakakwenenzverwa mugomba rakadzika-dzika uye harizomboitika zvakare ... asi taigara zvakanaka! ... Rangarirai mari yekare, mubereki mubereki uye huwandu husina kukwana. Sanganisira "kero yangu haisi imba uye hapana mugwagwa ..." Tarira "vasikana" kana "chenjerai mumazuva ekare, nerudo," shamwari "fodya, kusundira mumakomisheni, mabharari emabhata. Yakanakira avo vakazvarwa muUSSR, avo vakaberekerwa neimwe nyika vanogona kunge vasingazivikanwe pane iyo pfungwa "yaisagara imomo, asi zvakadaro vangada."Nzira 4.
Kutanga, gamuchira sechokwadi chakapihwa kuti iwe uri mweya unotetepa, unokwanisa kunzwisisa uye kunzwisisa munhu wese uye wega wega anogona kushandisa zvisina basa. Vese vanoenda kwauri, munhu wese anoda kukushandisa, kwete chero chinhu nekudzoka, asi kunyangwe kana vakapa chimwe chinhu, zvino izvi zvinonyadzisa zvidimbu. Unoshanda, kukwira dendere, muhomwe senzombe uye kunyange yakarara pane imwe sofa iri kufunga nezve matambudziko epasi rose, uye iwe: "Ndinounza marara" kana "dururi raBorshchi.". Ongorora: Nyatsorangarira kutuka kwese uye kupfekwa kwamuvakidzani kwakakomberedza kubva panguva yakakudanwa sebenzi, uye Slavik kubva pane yakafanana kirasi yakadzorerwa. Kusimudzira mhedzisiro, iwe unogona kuisa "Hachiko" kana "White Bim Nzeve" Uri nani pane imbwa! Mupumburu wenzwi.Nzira 5.
Wese munhu achafa kamwechete. Saka hupenyu uhwu hwakarongwa, hapana chinhu chinobva zvachose, saka rimwe zuva chikepe rimwe zuva. Kunyangwe, gehena navo nemunhu wese, chinhu chikuru hachina kudzivisawo kuguma uku, iwewo uchavigwa kamwe chete, wakakandirwa muguva, unoonekwa nemashizha uye anonhuwirira munguva yechando. Uye hauna kunyora bhuku guru, ivo havana kuita zvekuchinja kwekuchinja, havana kuita iyo feat uye vakabvisa chiyero cheiyo chiyero cheEquestria. Zvese, munzvimbo ino iwe unogona kutanga kushungurudza, uchiziva kusakwanisa kwekuchinja chero chinhu mumatanho ekuputika vhiri remhepo rekuputika. Ongorora: Ndangariro dzeVakakurumbira Vakakurumbira dzakanyatsogadzirirwa, izvo zviripo zvakarurama, uye zvirangarire nyika yose uye vanovada. Hazvipenye izvi, iwe ucharambidzwa zvese, iwe unofanirwa kufa, uye izvi zvinogona kuitika izvozvi - iyo wachi iri kuongorora, haina musoro kutenga shangu nyowani, inogona kunge isina kana nguva yekuenda kwavari. Tamba chinyararire uye neshungu, pasina kana mhosva ichitsanangura zvakakomba zvekusuwa.Nzira 6.
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