Hatisi padzinoita varindi vese vakagadzirwa nevanhu. Isu tiri pese chena uye fluffy menyu kitsi dzevakadzi. Zvino isu ticharatidza kuti zvese zvinotonhorera zvinoitika papasi nekuda kwevanhu. Izita, kugona kwavo kukudziridza zviitiko zvechisimba mumunda wekuzivisa!
Nekudaro, ingori benzi yekuzivisa: "Kubata - injini yekufambira mberi" ingori nzira ine usimbe, sarudzo yeiyo yakakodzera, iri pachena uye isiri kururamisa kumusoro. Iyi haisi nzira yemukadzi! Nzira yechikadzi - kusvika kune iyo chaiyo, taura zvakakwana nezvayo uye isa mberi nharo dzisina kusarudzika zvizere. ;)
1. Nei mukadzi kumba-ari hostess? Iye murume anovigira! Heano mamwe mazwi egoridhe panguva yekirasi: "Hazvigoneke kutaura kuti vakadzi vari nani kuita mabasa epamba: kuchenesa nekubika. Varume chete ndivo vakanyanya mukuzvidzivirira. " Chii Classic? Usati, Google. Asi formula inongobva kune chikamu "hapana chavanovhara." Saka, nekuda kwesimbe mune slipper, mukadzi anowana mamirioni hunyanzvi hwekunakisa pani negwenzi panguva imwe chete, vachiri kugadzirira sosi yakaoma, nepo wechitatu vachinyatsoratidza mwanasikana we iyo katuni "yaunofarira, ini ndichakupa nyeredzi." Kwete, hapana zano rimwe pakuratidzwa kwekushandisa pani yekubika.
2. Iye murume anoponesa mari yedu zvakanyanya. Kunyanya kugadziriswa. Vangani mune imwe nyika munyika yedu vakaponeswa nekushayikwa kwechirume kweshungu kuyambuka Wallpaper uye neyakawedzera pfungwa idzi dzenyeredzi ... Ini ndakabatana nenyika dzese dzisina kusarudzika zvishandiso izvi. Nekudaro, kubva pakuonga, unogona kumhanyira ikoko avo nekutenda kuna iye ese aya hupfumi hwakachengetedzwa. Nekudaro, iwe unogona kuchengetedza pane chinhu "kumashure". Isu takadzidziswa kwazvo.
3.Murume anorova fenicha zvipfeko. Uye inosimbisa maitiro emukati. Chinhu chikuru hachisi chekunzwisisa masokisi uye t-t-shirts uye turtlenecks sechinhu cheBarno-mudzimba. Tarisa uone neziso remuimbi. Izvi zvishoma kudhirowa. Ongorora zvirinani iyi itsvina yemavara ane mavara ebhuruu bhuruu pane chena suo. Kana ichi chidimbu chekushingairira cheshuwa chiri pasi pesimba. Muzhinji, ona Wider: Iwe une nguva inogara ichitsiva yekuisa, solid solid, pane imwe kona, yakamirira nzvimbo yehunyanzvi. Mukicheni, nenzira, yakamirirawo ... Art Ibiak. Kunaka kuona uye kutarisa.
4.Murume anosiya chikafu mune saucepan. Heino chidiki, donhwe, zvishoma nezvishoma inovhara pasi. Kana kusurukirwa kusurukirwa mukona. Uye zvese izvi zvakawanda zvinodiridzwa zvakanyungudika pakati pefiriji. Wakaona kupi midziyo isina kushambwa? Ichi ndicho chikafu, chigadzirwa, chikafu, zviwanikwa! Kuti iri munyika iyo munhu anovandudza nenzira iyi, saka nekukasira, ne nhunzi uye haugone kutaura. Wega? Saka zvinoita kunge pasina. Unhu hwendanghasi hadziitewo zvakanyanya kuitwa ... Ah! Microorganisms. Ndiye anogona kuonga kumurume wemunhu nemikana yakapihwa. Nezve katsi, senge, danda rega rega rinogona - ivo vakanaka. Uye apa, edza kutarisira avo vasingaonekwe neziso rine zvombo! Ndicho chimwe chinhu. Uye Microorganisms inodiwawo kune kuwirirana kwechisikigo uye mukushanduka kwakawanda. Zvimwe mumwe munhu achave akafambira mberi anofambira mberi. Semuenzaniso, varume vane kugona kwekugeza saucepan.
5.Murume haatsungirire marara. Mmm ... saka, nezve microorganisms yatove, uncitudo. "Mudzimai, zvakanaka, huya nechimwe chinhu, wakangwara! .." Ah! Yakagadzirwa! Marara inzira yakanaka yekuzvidzivirira. Makororo akaipa ari kukutyora iwe - uye imi vaviri muchivanda nemapapu ekushaiwa mapakeji nekuchenesa herring - zvinodikanwa kuti muindisitiri nenzira isina kuchengetedzeka. Saka, munhu anotidzivirira pasina kushandisa chero kuedza - kunze kwekuedza kusanzwa chikumbiro chakapfava: "Bucket-o!"
6. Iye murume anobatsira kuderedza huwandu hwesaona. Nekuti nekuda kwake iwe unofanirwa kupfeka dzvuku. Zvirinani pakufambidzana kuti anokugovera nekutarisa kune vamwe vese. Nekuti kana iwe ukapfeka beige kana turquoise - haazotombogona kunyatsogona kukutsanangurira iwe muchirevo kumapurisa kana ukangoerekana warasikirwa. Neimwe nzira ane usimbe kuvasiyanisa, izvi ndezvekutongwa. Zvakanaka, uye mune aya matsvuku saizi iwe uchaona kubva kufanoratidzwa. Vatyairi vanodzikiswa. Zvinoratidzika kuti iwe unofunga kuti iwe uri wezuva.
7. Iye murume anowedzera zivo yedu yemutemo. Saka wafungidzira zvakajeka kuti chii chinonzi entropy? Izvo zvakanaka here zvekupindira uye chechipiri kutanga kwe thermodynamics? Asi ruzivo rwese rwunonyudzwa zviri nani nehunyanzvi uye tsika. Zvinoreva: Tarisa maitiro evhiki yakanaka - uye iwe haugone kungotadzisa chinyorwa nezve raphics of entropy, asiwo kugadzira iyo incu-epic nezvake, uye ballet libretto panguva imwe chete.
8. Uye murume anovandudza iyo doro-vodka indasitiri nekutya kwake kwepfungwa. Uye saka enzanisa mutengo weiyo nzira ye psychotherapy uye mutengo we zero-shanu dzisiri-dzakamanikidza antidepressant! Uye iyo doro-vodka indasitiri haisi yemuvengi zvibodzwa zvine manyoro. Uye hapana machechi ane zvigaro. Iyo inzvimbo, pedyo, tsika dzakadzama. Kurapa, iwe unofanirwa kubvuma, kwete pasina mativi. Zvakanaka, kuchine sarudzo-yechiedza pane tangi. Mumwe munhu anozviitawo, ivo havadiwo kugara vasina basa.
9. Nenzira yekuwana mari. Murume anopa mukana wakanaka kwazvo wekuwana basa rinogona kunge riri kuita zvisingaenzaniswi. Zvirikunzwa, kunyora mavhoriyamu uye kuitisa kudzidziswa pane iyo musoro wenyaya "1001 nzira yekukunda usimbiso hwevarume." Kana mini-many-manyoro kunge "maitiro ekuita kuti murume abvise imba." Uye hapana chinhu icho chose nzira chairwo, chokwadi, chiburukira kuDambudziko Rekugara "Kudzidzisa Bhiza Kubhururuka." Chakadaro, kuti basa risingagadziriswe rinogona kuongororwa risingaperi!
10. Mapenzi anokurudzira mukadzi. Kune zvese, asi kunyanya mukutsvaga. Semuenzaniso, kutsvaga murume mutsva, tsvaga katsi, tsvaga iwe. Uye zvese izvi zvaari kutsvaga kazhinji mushure mekudyara zviuru makumi mana emakwenzi emakwenzi, akasvika pakukwana uye anokwanisa kuita zvese zvachose - kubva kuFrying Crocodile Usati waitwa imba mbiri-nhau ...
Uye pano, iye, mumwe akasununguka kubva pani, achinyora dissert nezve entropy, uye imwe bhuku nezvehusimbe hwechirume, pakarepo unonzwisisa Zen mune zvese zvakadzika uye upamhi. Chii chinonzi machindwe chimwe? Ehe, heuno, kutaura idi, akagara pasofa yako! Uye nareve makanika. Uye hazvigoneke kuita chero chinhu nazvo. Ungaitei nekotoni yechiyero chimwe? Ingofungisisa nezvazvo. Izvo zvinodikanwa kubva pakukwirira kwe chero himalayan vertex. Panguva yekunzwisisika kwechokwadi ichi, mukadzi anofamba zvakanyanya kune anotevera chikamu chekukura.
Saka, kudzidza kwedu zvine chinangwa kunoratidza kuti murume anoshanduka-shanduka anoshanduka-shanduka anobatsira kuzadzikiswa kwekujekeswa kwakazara. Uye ndiani asina kukwana ane usimbe - zvakanaka, ndine hurombo: Zvimwe, karma achiri kushanda kunze!