Prys chimwe chinhu senge ice cream pazuva rinopisa. Izvo zvakanaka kwazvo uye zvakakura zvekuti chinhu chakadai chiripo zvachose. Asi shamwari dzakanakisa hadzisisiri ice cream, asi girazi remvura inotonhora mukati merenje, kana mumumvuri + 45C. Ichi chinhu chakakosha. Kudzidza kusiyanisa mumwe weumwe.
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Shamwari yakanaka inogara ichikuudza kuti zvinhu zvese zviri kusimuka uye haufanirwe kunetseka nezve matangi, uye iwe uri musikana akanaka kwazvo pasi.
Shamwari yepamoyo ichagara ichikuudza kana zvichizotarisa kuti mamiriro ezvinhu akabuda achibva mukutonga uye akamira kuva trifle.
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Shamwari yakanaka ichanzwira tsitsi iwe kana mwana wako achipopota, nekuti meno akatemwa, uye anodzidzisa nzira yakatendeka kuti vafambise kutambudzika kwake.
Shamwari yepamoyo ichauya kwauri uye ichazunza chikara chako kuti iwe ugone kutora shawa uye kurara kanenge hafu yeawa.
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Shamwari yepamoyo inotaura kuti mune iyi chipfeko haioneke pachipfuva, chauinacho, asi iwe unogona kuona sofa inotarisa, iyo yausina kana. Uye ichaenda kuchitoro kuti ubvumire mutengesi kuti uchinje iyi Nightmare pane chimwe chinhu chakanyanya kunaka.
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Shamwari yakanaka ichakutumira iwe positi, bouquet uye mabhora muchipatara.
Musikana akanaka kwazvo anounza mhuri yako ipapo, burger uye kuchimbuzi kurongedza.
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Iwe unogara wakagadzirira kugovera neshamwari yakanaka hope dzako nehurongwa.
Avo vakaberekerwa mukukurukurirana nemusikana akanaka kwazvo.
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Iwe unogara uchipemberera neshamwari yakanaka - kanenge kamwe chete pasvondo. Kana iwe ukagara kure, iwe haukanganwe kufonera zvakafanana nguva dzose.
Neshamwari yepamoyo iwe yaungataura kagumi pazuva kana kamwe chete pamwedzi, ona mazuva ese kana kamwe pagore. Iwe unogona kurarama pamakondinendi akasiyana uye kwete kutarisisa pazviri.
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Shamwari yakanaka yekungwarira inodzivirira maonero ekuti haacherechedze zvakashata mufurati yako uye akarembera pane chandelier tights.
Shamwari yepamwoyo ichati "Amai, uye une pigsty pano!" Uye tendeuka kumuchina wekuwacha nekukutumira iwe kukanda kusvika pakunyura, geza ndiro.
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Shamwari yakanaka haizogumburwe kana ukasanwa waini naye uye nekuseka, nekuti wakangoerekana warasikirwa nemhepo.
Musikana akanaka kwazvo anodzima nzvimbo yekugara patafura, ichatora waini iri mudhara iri pedyo uye ichauya kwauri neye flash drive, pane mwaka wandakasangana naamai vako. "
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Shamwari yepamoyo ichakubatsira kuti utakure iwe kuti utakure makwero matatu emidzi, anokukurudzira kuhofisi yegoridhe uye ichakuwana iyo nanny ine bhandi dema pane bhandi revasina kusimba. Kunyangwe kana mugore rapfuura iwe neimwe nzira usina kuve nenyaya yekumubatsira kana chimwe chinhu.
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Shamwari yakanaka ichave yekucherekedza teerera kune yako kuchena nezve hupenyu hwomunhu, iyo Moldy Bank account uye iyo General Lizard.
Shamwari yepamoyo inowana simba reawa kuti uteerere ponte yako pamusoro peiyo mubairo wegore negore uye kuzororo rinouya muMaldives. Uye chaizvo uchafara iwe.