Wakamboona manical maniac here? Ane maziso akatsvuka, nekuti manheru anotungamira hondo dzepasi paInternet uye anodzidzisa mabhero kuti anzwisise mhando dze turmeric. Ane zvigunwe mukupisa uye akacheka - kukuvara kwekugadzira kunobva pane chokwadi chekuti hapana munhu akamudzidzisa kuti achengete banga mumaoko, uye anokurumidza kukurumidza uye nekucheka zvakanyatsonaka vhidhiyo. Ari kutya uye akatsamwa, nekuti munhu wese wese anotendwa mumatarenda ake, kana kuti vanongotyamwisa kuti vave vasakirenda mukicheni. Zvakanaka, kazhinji - iwe uri muVicknie - Iye anogadzira hunyanzvi, izvo vamwe vanhu vachadya!
Nzwisisa kuti bruschettta yakapinda sei iwe, iri nyore kwazvo.
Chikamu chekutanga
Iwe unoramba zvachose zvigadzirwa zve semi-apedza, dumplings uye inokuvadza chipisi. Kubva zvino zvichienda mberi, dzimba dzako dzinoda chete zvinonaka uye zvine hutano zvekudya kubva pakudya zvakapambwa zvakagadzirirwa nekirasi yekubika. Uye anokasira futi. Yakatarisa iwe neyakaipisisa nematunhu akashata uye anofumisa.
Stage maviri
Iwe unorega kuchiona kubika, seimwe nyaya yemativi, iyo yaunoda kufarirwa. Mumaminitsi makumi maviri, siya huku uye miriwo pane graddle - zvakanaka, ndeipi kubhururuka?
Kwete. Iwe unotanga kuCrichat mukicheni. Iwe unodzinga kunze kwevose vekunze kubva mairi. Inwa ikoko kweawa neyakagwinya. Kana kunyange zviviri.
Uye hazvina basa kuti huku inokonzeresa nemiriwo ichiri kuitika. Ichi chihuku chakashata kwazvo, chekutanga, uye chechipiri, haasisiri broilcy yePaslice Broiler, asi kunyange kunyange stegu mugecon.
Nhanho yechitatu
Une "Corona ndiro." Uye ichi hachisi chidiki mugecon. Kwete. Wakaenderera mberi. Ichi chinongedzo chenguva chaiyo, nhanho imwe neimwe yekugadzirira iyo inoda nhanho yekutanga. Imwe yeRussia veal muCramy Sauce.
Sosi iri kugadzirira mune imwe saicepan. Kuti uzvigadzirire, iwe unofanirwa kuve neyakagadzirirwa-yakagadzirirwa huku yehuku. Uye kuitira kuti mubhuruyi rukova rudyi, zvakakosha kuti udzikise (!) Huku yehuku mune oveni.
Zvakajairika murume munzvimbo ino ichatanga kuzvimba ne bullch. Nekuti aisazova "kukahadzika", asi kuti udzikise kuparadza vakaderera, uye nekuparadza "apa pano." Asi ndiani anotaura nezvevanhu vakajairwa? Mukupera kwevhiki, iwe waoma makorari gumi nemaviri kubva ku steroid broilers, froze gumi malita emuto akakodzera, saka wagadzirira chero munhu.
Nhanho yechina
Iwe unonzwisisa kuti hupenyu hwapera, kana, mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu, hupenyu hwegwenga: yako chaiyo bhinjimbo kubva kuSteroid Broiler iri kutadza chaizvo. Broiler haina kukuvadza, uye zviri pachena zvakare, senzira yekuti hauna kuwana ubroiri reBhoiler.
Maiwe, ivo vanobuda kune imwe nzvimbo muTescona kana kuratidzwa. Maximum iyo inogona kuwanikwa muRussia - ine mufaro wemusha, wakafanana neye Olmpic Champion's chitunha. Ziliyshi, uye azere nekukudzwa kwakadzikama.
Chokwadi chauchazofanira kubika mhare yeOlympic kusvika pakupera kwemazuva ako, usingawedzere tariro, asi inofanira kuenderana naye: Gasko kunyangwe yakanaka, asi kure.
Nhanho makumi mashanu
Mukicheni, unorembera bhuku rebhuku remabhuku ezvipenga. Recipes kubva kuInternet havachagutsikana newe, uye zvinokatyamadza kuchengetedza laptop kana piritsi pane tafura yekicheni - anogara achirara nefurawa. Raibhurari yako inomiririrwa nemashandiro emhando mbiri - maCulinary mabhuku auri kugadzirira (kazhinji otaridzika seyakagwinya midzi yekubheka) uye akanaka mabhuku ezvakanaka. Mabhuku akanaka ezvekutadza anotamba muhupenyu hwako akafanana neyeGiratidzo yeGerman zvinonyadzisira pasi petsiva muchirongwa chechisere.
BRUCHETTA MUCHIKAMU parwendo remucheka, sekunge bun padanda remuti, sekunge nekupikiswa kwefurawa, kunyemwerera kweSibas akaomeswa, kukunyepedzera kubva kune imwe nzvimbo kubva ku "davigi" yeRosemary. Mmm ... nenzira, handiti kutanga Sybas?
Nhanho makumi mashanu
Inguva! Iwe unotora mifananidzo yechikafu pamatanho ese ekubika kwake. Pre-kuisa themen tauro, hongu. Uye tumira iyo Internet. Pachivande, iwe unofunga kuti munguva pfupi yekuburitsa yako pachako koly.
Maiwe, nekukurumidza seSybas ichinge ichinge ichipinda munyika hombe, iwe nekushamisika iwe unoona kuti paInternet pane zvauri kuita sezvauri kuDofiga. Uye nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero idiots. Uye hongu. Ivo vane madutu emachira. AAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!
Stage yechitanhatu
Kuda kudzidza chimwe chinhu chitsva pamambure (zvakanaka, chii chinogona kunge chiwi neSybasami, iwe uchaenda kuThe Master Coled kuenda kuChiedza Chef. Kubheka kunoponda (kazhinji mafuta akanaka mafuta akatsamwa kana mukadzi akakora akangwara) anotaurirana newe zvine hungwaru, asi kutonhora. Kunyanya, inofunga kudzidza kuchengetedza banga mumaoko avo.
Vavakidzani zvakare zvakare snobs. Iwe hauna kukwana vanozvibata. Kunyanya, nekuti iwe hauna butcher wako (mararamiro asina butcher yako here ?!) Uye iwe unotenga miriwo mune supamaketi. Tenda Mwari kuti iwe wakambofunga kuti urege kuudza nezve chitunha chakabikwa chemakwikwi.
Stage yechinomwe
Kugumburwa zvishoma, iwe unoona kutsoropodza zvinovaka nerukudzo uye iwe unotanga kubhadhara kutarisisa kwakanyatsogadzirirwa kutenga zvigadzirwa. Iwe unowana mabharani. Zviri pachena, maviri, nekuti chiropa uye chiropa chinogona kutengwa kubva kuMuslim, uye nyama yenguruve uye nyama yemombe kune dunhu reLipetsk. Magirazi akakodzera anowanikwa muBaba zina kutengesa kuMetro Ryazan avenue. Matomatisi? Zvakanaka, zvakaoma chaizvo neizvi, munguva yechando, munguva yechando, hapana munhu wacho haapfuuri hwayo tsime remateki. Tsvaga pachako.
Panguva imwecheteyo, butcher yeiyo ahmed trades paIzmalovsky musika, muButcher Sergeyvanich - muCheremushkinsky, muTomato Mutengesi - Kwete, isu hatitauri kuti anotengesa kupi. Kutenga ikozvino kunotora zuva rese. Kubika - maviri kana matatu maawa maawa. Ndeemamhepo? Kwete, ivo vanyaradzi vanodya chinyararire kuMcDonalds.
Chikamu cheChisere: Kubudirira
Imi mose makamuka. Iwe uri manical manic. Iwe urikugadzirira mipariro yakaoma kwazvo mipimo nguva dzese. Iwe unoziva nzira yekusiyanisa iyo tsvuku llentil kubva yero, ziru kubva kummin uye oregano kubva kuBasilica. Unotungamira mubatanidzwa wezvemari, uye mazuva ese mazana evaverengi vanoverengwa kwauri, uye vakawanda vakatsamwa uye nekutuka havana kumutswa. Iwe unonyanya kutarisira kuburitsa bhuku reCulary uye, pamwe, vhura nguva dzako dzekudyira. Homemade pinda mukicheni pa tiptoe, chete kana iwe uchivakoka patafura.
Asi pane chinhu chimwe chausingazive nezvacho. Uye isu tinomanikidzwa kuvhura maziso ako.
Pane imwe nzvimbo mumba mako, firi diki inotakurika yakavanzika mune iyo chete chikafu chakachengetwa.
Chete tc-s.