Kunyangwe kana iri isiri musangano na Mr. Big, kana zuva rehupenyu hwako hwese, zvingave zvakanaka uye zvakanaka kushandisa nguva ino. Uye pane zvinhu zvakadaro izvo zvichapamba zviri nyore kudya kwemanheru, zvepabonde kweusiku humwe kana izvo zvinorongwa ipapo. Muchidimbu, nyora pasi.***
Mumwe munhu paakaburukira pazuva mugadziri. Pasina masokisi.
***
Kana mumwe munhu akarovererwa gariki kana hanyanisi paEvha. Uye iwe hauna kumbofunga kutsvoda naye.
***
Kana mumwe munhu anonzi shamwari pazuva. Nyora, ivo vakabatanidzwa zvakadaro, uye iwe maniac parusununguko.
***
Kana munhu akatsenga akatsenga zvakajeka. Vasikana vanoshandawo kuvasikana!
***
Kamwe visa yako dépayment inozivisa kuti ese emimhanzi mimhanzi inovenga. Kana izvozvo zvisingaone tv, nekuti ndezvebenzi.
***
Pawakakokwa kune zuva rekudya kwemanheru, uye iwe wakapihwa kushambidza ndiro.
***
Kana bonde zvikwereti, uye haana chinyorwe mubhedha mubhedha. Kana zvachose hapana mubhedha wemubhedha. Uye anovata sembwa, pasofa.
***
Wakati, mushure mezuva mufirimu, iwo manheru akasara anotaura nezve firimu.
***
Kana mumwe munhu achifunga kuti ane rudo kwazvo kutakura chikafu kubva mundiro yemumwe munhu. Aiwa hazvisizvo. Kuraira zvakafanana.
***
Paunosarudza nzvimbo yekusangana, uye dude yakaenda ndokuti "isiri-modular-shit-uye-zvese-soOO."
***
Kana munhu akauya pane rimwe zuva mune t-shati nerunyoro rwehunhu nezvebonde.
***
Kana iwe usiri kukubvunza iwe zvese pamusoro pako. Asi iwe unotoziva zvese nezvake, kunyange izvo zvaari kuda uye zvakaitwa nembwa yekutanga.
***
Kana munhu akataura nezve yake yekutanga. Alarm.
***
Kana iwe ukaona kuti rwiyo rwekutoro riri kutamba uye iwe unozvifarira, uye dude zvinoita kunge iwe sekunge iwe uchireurura kuti iwe uri sulfting the mumugwagwa mapepa emugwagwa pane iwo mafambiro.
***
Kana dude isingamire uye inotakura zvisina musoro nezvezvematongerwo enyika, mafirimu, maChefiles, Healyy kubva kuboka resainzi, nezvimwewo
***
Kana mumwe munhu mune yekukurukurirana achipika pamusoro peiyo mwenje uye chero varairidzi vezvimedu, uye panguva imwecheteyo vakapfeka zvitampu zvakanyanya
***
Mufambidzana mukati, anovaka "dhigadhesi reDhiyabhesi".
***
Zvese Huhbled neBalted Baubles, Kuzvidzokorora Kwemazuva gumi nemaviri muThailand makore 4 apfuura.
***
Paunokokwa ku "pfuurira", uye pane chinoshamisa bachelor srach.
