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Dispatcher
(Mudiki-girini, ane murayiridzi): - Bhodhi xxx, tora iyo Echelon 60. Hapana maitiro. - Bhodhi XXX, tora Echelon 60. Kunyarara. - (Nervous) Bhodhi XXX, pindura mutambi wekutengesa. Murayiridzi padanho rezeve: - Ini ndinopa seti: pamwe divi reXXX radio harishande? Dispatcher: - Bhodhi XXX, kana iwe ukandinzwa, tinya kamwechete bhatani rekugamuchira paradio. Ukasandinzwa, tinya-mbiri! Pilot (tinya): Dzvanya-Dzvanya! Iyo Dispatcher iri kudyara ina-seamest cessna ndege pamberi peBeeing 737. Cessna mutyairi: - Shongwe, zvakadii kwandiri 737? Iyo Dispatcher haina nguva yekupindura kuti iyo boeing pilot inosimuka yakaderera Hoarse Bass: - ingori kutaridzika kutenderedza! Iyo Dispatcher iri kuyedza kuumbiridza pylon-mudzidzi, yakarasika mumhepo mushure mekutiza kwenguva refu. D: Ndeipi nzvimbo yako yekupedzisira yakakurumbira? P: - pandakanga ndichimira chechipiri ndichimukira. Isine's Shuwa Dispatcher - Pilla "Casa-212" (injini-madiki enjini neakashata chassis): D: - Yambiro P: - Ndatenda zvikuru, changamire! Isu tine pachinhu ichi kubvira 1986 ...
Zvimiro zveNational Flights
Frankfurt airport nyika dzinodzora 737 "Verican Airlines". Dispatcher anofunga kuseka: - Kubudirira Kupfuura, Kapteni. Asi iwe wakatsauka zvishoma kuruboshwe kubva pakati pemapakati. Briton nekukurumidza mhinduro: - Saka chaizvo, shongwe! Ini ndinogara pasi zvishoma kuruboshwe kweiyo central strip. Uye wechipiri mutyairi anogara zvishoma kurudyi! ChiGiriki ChiPeal Lufthansa paMunich Airport zvikumbiro muchiGerman kubva kuNyika Dispatcher Tentative Kuenda Nguva yekuenda. D (muChirungu): - Kana iwe uchida kunzwa mhinduro, iwe unofanirwa kubvunza muChirungu. P (muChirungu): - Ini ndiri chiGerman, ndichituka ndege yeGerman uye iri kuGermany. Nei ndichifanira kutaura Chirungu? Iye ane chisingazivikanwe Chirungu nhoroondo inoenderana nemutyairi asingazivikanwe weimwe ndege: - Nekuti iwe wakarasikirwa nenyika yechipiri! Mutyairi wezvematongerwo enyika "weItaly, anotyora kuburikidza nekuvhiringidzwa: - Italy 1234, ini ndinokumbira mvumo yekuchinja Echolon. - Uh ... Generalia 1234, Ongorora Echon 230. - Ishe Mwari, changamire! Isu "Alitalia", a, al, uye, ta, ta, a, al, uye, ini !! Vaviri veBritain varwi vanobhururuka pedyo. Mutyairi weumwe murwi mumwe mutyairi weumwe: - Tarisa, kwandiri, mashira ekudzinga anondiratira? - hapana nzira. - Saka, shamwari, uri kupisa ...
Pamusoro peGermany. Dispatcher - Ndege yeiyo Ndege yeItaly: - Altalia XXX, pindura runyararo runyararo. - Altalia XXX, pindura runyararo runyararo. - Altalia XXX? Mutyairi asingazivikanwe ane chirevo cheGerman: "Zvinoita kunge zvine chekuita nekunyorova" pamusoro peEngland. D: - Air France 123, switch kune iyo frequent Dispatchcher, uye rombo rakanaka mumutambo wenhabvu wechiitiko cheEngland: - Ini handinzwisise, iwe uri serious ?! D: - uyezve! Ini ndiri Irish! Dispatcher - mutyairi vekuAmerican: - donhedza kusvika pamamita mazana matanhatu emamita, emukati ekumanikidza kuAirport Level 1011 Millribar. -Ko haugone kududzira mumasendimita embirari yeMercury? - Zvakanaka, donhedza kusvika pamakumi manomwe nemakumi manomwe emazita emercury post, kumanikidzwa 1011 mg ... stuttgart airport. D: - Lufthansa 5680, reset iyo yekumhanya inosvika mazana matatu emapanga. P: - Zvakanaka, senge muFrankfurt. Ikoko, zvakare, imwe yemaviri - kana 210, kana 170 ... asi hapana, isu tiri vanhu vanochinjika: - isu, zvakare. Regedza kumhanya kusvika 173 nodes ... mutyairi weBoeing 747 "United Airlines" iri kuyedza kuseka neSydney Air Dispatcher, Australia. P: - Mangwanani-ngwanani, iyi ndi "United XXX," isu tiri mumakiromita makumi mashanu uye tinoona iwe, "United" ... Ini ndinokutendera kubhururuka chitsuwa kaviri, ipapo Iwe unogona kuenda kunyika.
Hondo yemapururu
Iyo nzira yekuuya maneja (mukadzi) ichangopfuura iyo bhodhi yedenderedzwa Dispatcher (murume) kuronga kutakura. P: - Isu tiri mamaira gumi nemaviri kuenda kuchamhembe-kumavirira kwetambo 5. D: Wakatonzwisisa iwe, zvese zvakachena pakati pako neendeport, ini ndinotendera nzira yekuregedza nemutsara wakananga 5. P (neinertia mushure mekutaurirana Nemukadzi uyu discatcher): - mvumo yekukanda nemutsara wakatwasuka 5, kuvonga kuMadame ... D: - chimwe chinhu chakadai, iwe wakangondidaidza madame! Kupfuura neyakarererwa zvakananga, kumisa kuderera, chengetedza urefu hwazvino, ndewekutenda kwako kune nyika mumaminitsi makumi maviri. Mumwe mukadzi mutyairi, mune mumwe mweya, asina comasi: - Shongwe yekubvisa yakagadzirira! Dispatcher: - ndinovimba kuti hapana ... Ground Dispatcher-mukadzi (pane iyo verge of hysterical): - Bhodhi 2771, kupi, madhiri, uri kuenda here? Ndakakuudza kuti utendekete "c", wakatendeuka "d"! Iwe hausi kusiyanisa C kubva D? Ishe, imi mose mandisanganisa muboka! Mira panomira uye usingafambire kusvikira ndakuudza zvekuita! Mushure mehafu yehafu yeawa, ndichatanga kukupa mirayiridzo yeiyo runyerekupe, uye ini ndoda kuti uende chaizvo pandinoti, kana ndati ndiudze uye ndoti sei? Zviripachena, 2771 ?? Mushure meiyi tirade pamhepo, nekuda kwezvikonzero zviri pachena, kunyarara kwakabata ushe, kwapera nguva yakati wandei vatyairi: - Ndiudze, ndakamboroora here?
Asso, asi hapana mazwi?
Mutyairi, mamwe ndege, akatambudzwa kumirira mukana wake kuti abvise, anopa pamhepo: "Ini ndatova oh * akadya akamirira!" D: - kutepfenyura kwekupedzisira, pakarepo titaure pachedu! P: - Ndakati, oh * akadya, uye asinganyorerwe! Munhandare yakatemerwa mutiridzi, mutambi weanotengesa zvakare anoshuma kumativi kuti ivo vanofanirwa kumirira mvumo yekutandarira. Mumwe munhu kubva kune vatyairi, pasina kudzora, anokwira: "Heino shiti!" Iyo Dispatcher inoshanda chaizvo: "Changamire, kushandiswa kwemazwi anonyadzisira mune ino chiteshi kunorambidzwa maererano nemirairo ye xxx. Ndapota ita zita isu pachedu. " Wechipiri gare gare, mutyairi wechipiri anopindura achiti: "Bhodhi iyi 123, yeshiti, chimiro chakashata." Inotevera nekukurumidza mhinduro imwe: "Bhodhi 456, chimiro che shit hazvina kunaka." Imwe mushure meimwe, vatya vese vanotaura kuti yavo "shit chimiro" haina kunaka. Mutyairi wechirungu ane mutyairi wetemberi mushure mekutarisira kwenguva refu kudurura, pakupedzisira, pane kutora-kubvisa tambo uye inozivisa kuti kune imbwa mbiri pazviri. P (zvakaipa): - Tower, * la, ndine maviri pano e ** Chiya imbwa chaipo pakati peiyo strip. E (kwete kunyatsoita chirungu): - changamire, simbisa meseji yako: Mbwa mbiri e ** pakati peiyo strip?
Pamushe akatendeseka uye kuputika kamwe chete
Bhodhi, rakadzika nekupfuura nekumhanya kwakakurudzirwa, harigone kudzora uye kudzora pamitsetse kwenguva yakareba. Dispatchcher: - Borf saka, pakupera kwebhendi, ita nhetembo inotendeukira kurudyi. Izvi, zvechokwadi, kana uchikwanisa. Kana iwe usingakwanise, siya airport kuenda munzira, kuendesa kufambidzana uye kudzoka kuairport. Zvaive zvakanaka kuAmerican Kingair kubvarura kubva mumhanyi, seinjini yake yekurudyi neparsal flamm. Katteni anobvuma nechishuvo zvese zviyero zvinodikanwa, zvinouya kune yekukurumidzira ichirova uye pano, kubva mukushushikana, inovhiringidza maikorofoni. Pakutanga Iye anotaura nezve shongwe: - Vanamai nevanyoro. Zvese zvinhu zvakarongeka, isu takadzikama nyika kuti tinwe mukombe weti. Uye kune vafambi: - Maidi. Maidi. Maidi. Injini pamoto. Kana ndikasakunda muchero, isu tese tichaparara! Emergency. Fonera timu yekukurumidzira! Nhandare yendege zvakachengeteka, vafambi vanoona vakanyarara uye vakanyarara. D: - Bhodhi XXX, zvinoita sekunge iwe une imwe yeyekutamba newe: - Ndiko, Ndatenda, shongwe, asi iwe kazhinji mungavegamuchira iyo FRIKA YEMAHARA YEMABHUKU RINONYANYA D: - Zvakanaka, tora kubva panendege kutanga. D: - Bhodhi XXX, UH ... inoita kunge Luggege Leage Yakatanga kubva kune yako Auxialary Simba Mari ... - chimwe chinhu chakadai chaunoda marangi ekuvhenekera? Mutyairi: - ee ... Ah, tichaita pasina izvozvo. Dispatcher: - Zvakanaka, zvikasadaro isu hatina iyo ... Dubai. "Palcentied" mutyairi weAmerican Airbus paMunway: - Shongwe, anodaro Bhodhi Xxx, ini ndine mana mana (injini) tsvimbo uye mwenje, ndakagadzirira kusiya! Iye ane mutoro wekutyaira anotevera mumutsara wekutora ndege: - Ini handina kumboda kutaura izvi, shamwari, asi zvinoita sekunge une jekisiti mashanu mashanu uye iganho. Iwe une auxiliary Simba chirimwa ...
Ndiani anopfuura ivo
D: - Kunze kweizvozvo, switch kune frequency 119.3 Kunyarara D: - Borch Chimwe Chinhu, Chinja kuFrequency 119.3 Kunyarara D: - chimwe chinhu chakadai, unondinzwa here? Kumbomira Kumbomira P: - Borf saka, yakakonzerwa? D: - Ndatokudaidza iwe kana kana. Chinja ku frequency ye 119.3 P: - Kwete, iwe wakatinyora katatu! Pilot Joker, inosvika usiku kune vadiki provencial airport: - Shongwe, fungidzira, ini ndiri ani? Musoro wekusimuka unotambanudza ruoko rwake kune mitsetse mitsetse yekudzora panel uye inocheka marara ese ekudyara. - Kutanga iwe unofungidzira, tiri kupi? Nguva yekuNoin, boka re ndege rakamirira mvumo yekubvisa pasi. Mutyairi: - Shongwe, "Alitalia-1234", Une nhau dzakanaka kwatiri here? Dispatcher: - Ehe. Ndine zuva rekuzvarwa nekukurumidza ... ndege dzevagari dzakarongedzwa neushumiri hwekudzivirira, takamirira kutendeuka. D: - Bhodhi Xxx, taura yako Kuenda P: - Ichi chakavanzika chekumbomira ruzivo. D: - Bhodhi XXX, rambai kumirira yako nguva p: - eee ... uye mireza mire? D: - Ichi ruzivo rwakavanzika ... P: - Shongwe, inguva yakawanda sei yekumirira kutora-kubva? D (Itsinye): - Ehe, hazvidikanwe kumirira zvachose, bvisa kubvumira p: - bvisa ?! Ehe, pano pamberi pangu mativi mapfumbamwe! D: - Zvakanaka, pakupedzisira akauya kune idiot, uye zvakakwana kutora nguva yangu! Iyo Dispatcher yakazadziswa zvachose kwemazuva makumi matatu.
Muzvinafundo lophch, kugamuchira!
Dispatcher: - tevera iyo strip imwe kana matatu. Mutyairi: - Zvakanaka, kune matatu-kamwe strip. Dispatcher: Mhinduro yacho isiriyo, asi iyi ipfungwa yakanaka ... Tichinja pfungwa, tevera-tumbo rechitatu ... - Bhodhi Xxx, iwe unonetsekana mumakiromita anenge gumi. Mutyairi: - Ipa imwe slandmark, ini ndine rima yemagetsi. Mutyairi: - Shongwe, patakabvisa, takaona imwe yakafa mhuka pakupedzisira. Dispatchcher: - Bhourge, kumirira kuenda, wakanzwa here? Pilot akamirira anotora: - ndakanzwa. Isu takatozivisa mutiridzi wedu wedu. Nzvimbo dzekutakura dzakarongedzwa dzekufambisa muIreland yemhando isingawanzo yediri (size diki yeshangu neparutivi) yakamira pakutakura. Pamusoro pemasero neshiri dziri muchikepe, SUV Ngarava "Lavy". MUDZIMA: - Georgia kudonha uye kuvhara, gamuchira Dispatcher: - Eee ... ndakakunzwisisa zvakanaka? Iwe wakaremerwa nehuni "nyika land land land ??? Mutyairi (achiedza kupwanya kuburikidza nekukanganiswa kwakasimba pamhepo): Pshsh, Chavk, Chavk, Pssshsh, Chavk. Dispatcher: - Uh ... Ini handinzwe iwe, ruzha rwakasimba. Zvinonzwika sekunge uri kuyamwa hose yekudiridza.
