Neimwe nzira zvaive zvakafanira kuti musikana wepakati kana mukomana wepakati anodurura kusurukirwa kwake nemisodzi, Snotka. Uye kutambura zvakanyanya semhedzisiro. Chii chinonyatso kushamisika - edza kudurura Snot naVodka, semuenzaniso, pilaf. Wobva waedza kuzvidya.
Zvinonyangadza, Hongu? Nekusurukirwa, chaizvo chinhu chimwe chete ichocho icho chinoratidzika kunge chinotyisa neSnot, nemucheto chaiwo unoshanduka kuita chinyorwe. Saka, tiri kugadzirira nenzira kwayo. Kusurukirwa Kunoenda Zvakakwana:
NePepper
Vanhu vasina mabasa akakomba pane imwe nzvimbo yepedyo haina kungogumira pane mikana yekuwedzera kushoma kuhupenyu hwavo, ingave iri parachute kusvetuka kana tattoo muchimiro chekutyaira pane pad. Vamwe vanhu vese vanomanikidzwa kutsvoda pamberi pemubhedha neyakaomeswa invective kuti: "Dhikeri yakadii, iwe ohrenel, kana chii?".
Negungwa
Kana iwe ukasiya mabhureki, chokwadi chevanonzi chomunhu mumwe mutengo wemhenderekedzo yegungwa inodonha kaviri, ichiramba iri miniti yekukanganisika, asi mazororo ese kuti agare, achitarisa Bhuruu Horizoni, Kuregeredza zvinokwezva zvemuno, kana zvinopesana. Kwete kutaura nezve kushingairira kwemunhu uyo kwenguva yekutanga muhupenyu hwake haana kuenda kuTula neAmovar, Turkey neThailand yake neThailand neTuresvestite.
Ne multivitam complex
Mune muzana muzana yevakadzi vasina murume, semutemo, tarisa zviri nani kupfuura kuroora. Uye pfungwa iyi pano haisi chete kuti vanhu vakasurukirwa "pamusika" uye vanomanikidzwa kuzvichengeta muzwi "Ko kana muti wemuchinda wenyu?". Chokwadi ndechekuti vanhu vakasurukirwa vanodya pane izvo zvavanoda muviri wavo, uye vasina kudiwa kwekugara vachidya borsch, uye zvichaderera. Borsch, mupfungwa, kudzikira. Kana murume. Kana zvese zviri zviviri.
NeBlack Caviar
Nhamba dzisina kukodzera dzinopokana kuti vanhu vakasurukirwa vanonyanya kubudirira mumabasa avo. Zvakadiniko, kazhinji, hazvishamise - panguva yakaenzana njere, mumwe asingade kusona usiku hwese kune chipfeko chesango uye chando kubva papurasticine Hondo Canvas "Alexander Nevsky nedzimwe mhuka".
Nemangwanani disoy
Mangwanani dow chiratidzo chisingaperi cherusununguko. Vanhu chete ndivo vanogona kubuda mangwanani mumunda mutsika, pinza mazamu akazara uye funga: Ini ndinomirira ini, semuenzaniso, kushamwari muMinsk pane kuswedera pamusana. Mushure meizvozvo, vanosvetukira mukati mehukama hwepedyo uye manheru vakamanikidzwa kuti varambe vachimhan'arira neiyo yechokwadi Gomel Gomel Somel Samba.
Nemazai
Zvinonzwika, hongu, rustic, asi hupenyu hupfupi, zvakakodzera kuyedza zvese. Nekufamba kwenguva kana gare gare mumwe munhu achanhuwira mapasita ako epasitampu, uye iwe unotarisa kufadza idzo dzevaraidza chete mune mafirimu enonyadzisira chete. Ehe, uye izvo - zvinyoro.
Pasi pejasi remuradzi
Munhu akasurukirwa ane zviri pamutemo akavimbiswa nebumbiro, iko kodzero yekutenga ruoko rwebhishe yemari nhanhatu. Kana jasi remvhudzi rematanhatu pagore. Pasina mhedzisiro yakakosha yezvinhu zvisina kusimba zveimba. Mumwe murume akaroora mumamiriro ezvinhu akafanana, kanokwana, zuva raizosangana nemaoko akatyoka, vakawedzera ruzha rwebvudzi uye vakateerera maMumu akaomesesa kuti Mwari haana kupa sei uropi.
Chingwa
Uku ndiko kunakidza kwakanyanya, pamwe. Chirevo chine hunyanzvi "imba yangu ndiyo nhare yangu" inova ichokwadi. Ndiani akambonzwa mwero mhedziso mumba make haagone kukoshesa saizi chaiyo yechioki iyi. Maawa matanhatu mubhavhu nebhuku? Hongu zviri nyore. Pasina panties uye nemusoro wakasviba? Ini ndiri ndega uye kusagadzikana, shuwa (hee hee). Makoramu Pasimba Rizere? Ehe, uye hapana munhu ane musoro. Uye vavakidzani? ... Uye vavakidzani vanoteerera chete mimhanzi yakanaka. Ivo vanozvida kana kwete.
Mune inotapira uye inotapira mchero
Kusurukirwa kunoita kuti chidimbu chakaringana che eclecticism. Mazuva matatu asina kurara, mazuva matatu ekurara, hapana zuva risina bato, mwaka zvisere "dzakaraswa" kwevhiki, kuti ndebvu dzakayerwa shandira imwe mhando yekupindura kubvumirana uye kuitora sekupiwa.
Mune yaro muto
Kusurukirwa pachako - kanenge chete ndiyo chete mukana wako wekutaura nemunhu akangwara asina vekunze. Dzidza kurarama, hapana munhu, kunze kwako pachako, hausi kuverenga, ndiyo nhanho yepamusoro pane iyo nzira yekukwira yekuzvigutsa. Asi chete mukadzi anozvishingisa chete anogona kubata mubairo wakakosha kwazvo muhupenyu hwehupenyu hwehupenyu, uko varume vakakodzera varidzwa vanoridzwa.
