Isu hatisi kutanga kudzoka uye kuverenga kuverenga zvinyorwa zvinonakidza zveTatyana Razumvskaya, zvakare uye zvakare giggling, saka vakasarudza kugovana newe.
Makore mashanu ekupedzisira ehupenyu muSoviet Union, kusvika 1988, ini ndaishanda semutsva wechidiki weiyo hermitage. Wese, uyo aive nechitupa, anoziva kuti mibvunzo pane rwendo zvinoshamisa uye zvisingafungidziriki. Zvino, mushure memakore mazhinji, zvinoita senge zvinonakidza kwete chete ivo pachavo, asi zvakare kufunga mune zvimwe zvinyoro-nyoro kwetsika-tsika yekuziva kwevanhu makumi masere.
Iyi marekodhi yakatanga kuti murume akaswedera sei pakona yeHevsky uye Admiralinoteshedza uye akabvunza:
"Ndiudze, iripi simbi?" -? - Hu, nzira yakakura kudaro, madzimambo aigara.
Saka pakanga paine bhuku rekunyorera rine zita rekuti "hunyanzvi hwaMetrazh"
Mudhipatimendi rekare: "Nei venpers idzi dzichiitwa mumaoko?"Ibid. Boka reCentral Asia: "Musikana, sezvo usiri kunyara. Kupfuura zvese, muboka revakadzi nevana! "
IBID: "Nyadzisa! Kutanga, Chinnte, uye akabva aratidzwa! "
Mukamuri diki yekudyira. - Uye iwe unoda kuti mauto nevasungwa vaive pano - uye havana kutora chero chinhu? - Ehe. - uye ndingatora!
- Ratidza chitunha! (Mummy) - Maitiro Ekuona Pano Evanhu Vese Amini Mumbiya? "" Nei usina kuratidza smolny? "- Uye kubva mahwendefa aya, ivo vakanyarara kana kuti vakamira muBuffet?" - Ndiudze, uye Mambo haana kumutsamwisa mumba. Akafamba zvakanyanya mumwe munhu here? - iripi mubhedha wemambokadzi? (Sarudzo: "Tsaritsiya yekurara", "mubhedha waCatherine", apo madzimambo akarara "uye" ratidza chinhu chakakosha ") - uye kupi komiti yei naCatherine?" - Uye kupi kamuri iyo Catherro Aigara naRasputin? - Uye kupi bhiza rakarongedzwa iro Ekaterina II rakarara?
MuRubens. Polish Boka neSoviet Translator. Ekuwedzera: "Uye ichi chakashata." Mushanduri: "Uye ichi chifananidzo chako chemudziyo chinobhejesa" a. Kunyarara kuchengetedzeka. Ipapo mubvunzo kubva muboka: "Nei iri muchimiro ichi ?! "
Pamberi pe "Vhomb" Rubens: "Tine muVoronezh kwemazuva gumi nemashanu!"
Pamberi pemufungo. "" Hamu, ndapotazve nezvinokurumidza uye nekukurumidza! "
- Tinoda kuona zvese. Ini: Iyo yakareba yeHoro dzeHoro yeHermetia 15 makiromita. - (mufaro) uye isu tichaenda 5 km paawa uye mumaawa matatu tichaongorora zvese!
Boka revahedheni 4-5 makosi eAnyunivhesiti yeAlmaty. - Wakatiudza pano pamusoro pekurovererwa kwaKristu. Uye ndiudze chikonzero nei vakaroverera pamuchinjikwa? - Unodzidza sei nyaya, kwete kuverenga vhangeri? - uye isu hatina kuchifuka. Huudza isu mune nzungu. - Muchidimbu? Zvekusavapo.
Boka reCentral Asia. Isu tinopfuura nepakati pechando. Inokodzera murume kubva muboka - Nyarara, munzeve: "musikana! Iwe uri hombe seaman hombe, uye tiratidze iwo iwo mufananidzo! " ("Venus" Bush)
Pashure pokunge vakundi: - Pane mibvunzo here? - Pane. Uye nzira yekubuda kupi?
Ha dresden kuratidzwa. Muenzaniso Veroni "mukunda waFarao anowana mwana Moses" uye kuburikidza nependi dzinoverengeka - kugadziriswa "Moses, kuchengeta mvura kubva padombo." Lady (kushamiswa kwakanyatsoshamiswa): Kuchembera kwakadii!
MuImba yaKnight. "Uye mabhiza kutsiva?"
Boka revadiri vechidiki vechidiki. AMUR Falcone, mudzidzisi anomira nhungamiro uye anoudza vakomana: - Vana, tarisai zvarakaita? Nyarara. - Hu! Ichi chidiki lenin!
- Pandakanga ndiri pano nguva yadarika, takaratidza uta, kubva kwaEkaterina II akadywa naPether Peter ini!
Uye kupi mazai aKulibin?
Mushure mekufamba, mukadzi wekare anokwenenzverwa, anehwira. - Ndiudze, Petro Mukuru - akaitira zvikuru Russia, uye nei pasina guta rezita rake? Ini (nokungwarira): Muna 1924, petrograd yakatumidzwa Leningrad. - Ehe, hongu, pano ndinokubvunza iwe, nei? Uye ndinganyore kupi nezve izvi?
Kunyanya kutya uye kunyarara, kundisiya kure neboka. - uye kupi iyo pikicha pano, iyo iyo inodhonzwa ... isina kupfeka Dana? - Unofarira here "Dana" REMRandt kana "Dana" Titia? - Ndiye, ndinorangarira ... Pane kunyepa ... asina kupfeka, uye anounza mwana ...
Leningrr group. Ini ndinofunga kusarudza kusarudza kubva pane dzakasiyana sarudzo dzenzira. - Unoona, isu tiri leningradders, isu tiri pano, mifananidzo uye mafananidzo anoziva, saka tiratidze zviri nani pane makamuri eumambo!
- uye kupi Alexander Makedon guva? (Alexandra Hvetsky)
Zvino Petro i naKristu, ndiye mumwe chete here?
Kurambidzwa kurambidzwa. - Inguva yakawanda sei yaunoratidza pano? Makore mashanu apfuura yaive Rafael akarembera, zvino kwakauya - Rafael zvakare!
- uye ndiudze chikonzero nei madonna aigara aine mukomana mudiki uye haana kumbobvira aine musikana mudiki?
Mune iyo makumi maviri-mukoramu hall. Ini ndinorondedzera mahwendefa ezvivakwa. - Nei uchitarisisa uye iwe wakaudzwawo? Isu tatova nesuregedzi, YAK Bitches!
- Uye kupi mufananidzo wako pano, uko musikana anodya mazamu ekurwira kwakakuvara? (Rubens "Otselube Roma")
- Uye iwe uchatiratidza Petro wakagara? - Zvinosuruvarisa, iyo horo newax yakavharwa. - (nemisodzi mumaziso, muzwi) saka sei takaenda pano ?!
MuPazeryka.- Uye ichi ndicho mummy yemutungamiri wekubereka. - (kusahadzika) tribal? Uye zvinonyara sei?
- Ndine mubvunzo kwete pane rwendo. Ini ndaida kuziva hupenyu hwangu hwese, ndiani anonzi Peter ini? - Romanov. - Sei? Uye futi ?!
Pamurinda-peacock: "Uye iyi mhou rini ridhodhi?"
KuMadonna Benoit. Boka kubva kuMoscow. - Pano iwe wakataura nezveramangwana rinotyisa remwana uyu. Chii chakaitika kwaari? - Paakakura, yakarovererwa pamuchinjikwa. - a, ndatenda.
- Kupi gorzny kunouraya mwanakomana wako? - Grozny anouraya mwanakomana muTytyakov Garari, muMoscow. - (kusuwa uye kuodzwa mwoyo) uye nezvimwe chero kupi?
Mukadzi wenguva yakareba uye nechido anofunga nezve chifananidzo cheiyo hypy herakla, zvichienderana neyakafa. Mukadzi: "Ndiye Peter ini, hongu?"
Boka reUkraine. Anovata pasi rose. Kamwe kamwe, mune jasi remaoko reTasas bulba, vakamira pamberi pangu, muromo unopararira kunyemwerera, uchitarisa ndiro huru yemaraki pakati pehoro, Blyno: - kubva, ichi chingave chiri Mukombe, ehe Pelmeney!
Kubva pane zvakaitika muBatsiro yeHermitage
- Iwe une ruzivo rwakabhadharwa here? - Ari. - Ipapo, kuchimbuzi kupi?
- inyanzvi inoshanda? (Mune pfungwa yekuti kuratidzwa kwe "hunyanzvi hwekupenda venetia")
Ndingawana sei mufananidzo umo vakadzi vazhinji vasina kupfeka vanokweverwa?
- Iwe uri ruzivo here? - Ini ndiri ruzivo. - Chii chaunopa ruzivo ruzere? Ini ndinoda zvakakwana. - Unoda kuzivei? - Ndingasvika sei kuimba yemuchando? - iwe uri mariri. - uye shanduko yaive pano? - Ehe. - Guru Ndatenda.
- yakawanda sei iyi hermitage? - Ndine hurombo? - Hu, tikiti. -Kubvaruka. - uye kana pane vatatu?
- Pano takatenga matikiti uye usazive zvekutarisa. - izvo zvinokufarira? - Uye isu hatifarire!
Rudzi rwechirume rwemushandi ane mutoro: - Kuratidzwa kweMae kwakavhurika? - Zvinosuruvarisa, nezuro yakavharwa. - uye kuhofisi yebhokisi ndakaudzwa kuti yakavhurika! - ivo vaive zvisirizvo. - Nei ndichifanira kukutenda? - anotenda. Enda kune iyo Museum uye uzviongorore. - Iye aripi, iripi nyanzvi yebasa rako? Unondinzwisisa here? - ndinonzwisisa iwe. Chii Chinokufarira? - Ndiri kufarira chokwadi. - Chokwadi chinofanira kuvezwa pamusoro apa. - Bvisa. Aripiko maneja mukuru?
- Iwe unopa mareferensi? - Ehe. - Wobva wandiudza, saka ndatenga matikiti maviri kuGolden Stored, uye ndiri ndega. Ndoita sei? - tengesa tikiti. - Asi ini ndakamira paawa mumutsara uye handikwanise kungo tengesa teti kune mumwe munhu! - taura mumutsara musikana akanaka uye upe tikiti kwaari. Nzira inoshamisa yekusangana. - Kutenda kuzhinji!
- Chii chauinacho nezvehondo pano? - Rudzii rwehondo? - Hu, nezve vamwe.
- Ndingaende sei kumaratidzwa "medollery art yeFinland"? Kureba uye kutsanangura zvakadzama. - Uye kune chete kuratidzira "Medallery art yeFinland"? - Ehe. - Hawa hazvindininire!
- uye kupi mhuka pano?
- Maitiro Ekuuya Kune "Akakombama mukomana"? ("Mukomana ane hutsinye" Mikelalanello)
Kubva kuLibes Cudensheni
- pamberi pako, mumiriri mifananidzo yeWang dequean.
Salphian achiri hupenyu. - Ona kuti ndimu yakanyorwa zvakanyorwa sei. Iyo inotoonekwa madonhwe ekutsvaira!
MuDhipatimendi reRussia Tsika. Mukadzi Akonatswa: Munguva yaPeter I, muchina uyu wekucheka wakatemwa wakaumbwa!
- Uye iyi nzimbe kubva pfupa reCatherine II.
Kubva ku "DANAI" REMRANDT. - Ona kuti mashitsi akarairwa pasi pechipo!
- Uye izvi zviri pamberi pako guva raAlexander Hevskogo-2! (naAnalogy nezita reMetro Station)
Nhungamiro yenguva yakareba inotaura nezve "Boka ripi" Danai ", ndokutendeuka uye anoona nekutya kuti vari pamberi pekupenda kweRuka" kurwa kweLapihs ane centaurs. " Zvadaro, pasina kumbomira, anoti: "Uye panguva iyoyo chaiyo, apo Zeus akaoneka muchimiro chemvura yegoridhe isati yatanga Danay, yakafanira seshongwe iyi yakatanga kurwa kweLapiurs ane centurs."
Kazhinji, sezvo vaGreek vekare vakataura muLatin: Vita Brevis, ARS Longa - "Hupenyu hweCork, Art Izvo zvatinodonha nazvo kune sosi yevazukuru vavo vakacheneredza, hatigone kusabvumirana.
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