"Ya iye oga mukadzi muhupenyu hwake." Wakanaka, iwe uyo unobva kumwedzi wechirume wakunda? A, eee ... sei? Muchokwadi, iwe uchafanira kuzviisa pasi kune imwe iwe uye kune ese ese. Asi nei achida vamwe vakadzi muhupenyu hwake - ngaazvifunge iye, ane musoro wakakura. Nei vakadzi ava iwe - ndizvo zviri mubvunzo!
Mai vake
Pese paunoda kutarisa "Nei uchiri kuenda kuna chiremba wemazino?" Rangarira kuti hausi iye iye. Kwete, chero mukadzi ane kodzero yepamutemo yekutora mukomana, uye newe, zvakare, asi nekuzvininipisa, iwe uchaita nemurume uyu aine murume uyu? (Incest-Incest, Holiday yemhuri yese). Saka shumirawo muchina wepfuti cartridges uye kukurudzira gusies pane mastermieces - uyu ndiye ndapota, uye utarise ronda uye utarise diary, nekuda kweizvi isu tine vamwene.
Pamwe achaedza kukubayira pauri. Mukadzi akasimba akasimba mumauto anotsvaga bebisitter isingadhuri yemwana ane makore 80-kilogycapurn, nekuvimbika kuzvidzora uye sanniccinjige zvinodiwa.
Unoiteyi? Kurwa. Manpulating. Rwiyo rwiyo rwekuti hunyanzvi hwake hunonakidza sei, sezvausingade kuenzanisa, Pano pano, zvishoma, mukona iri pakona, iwe, usamuka, asi acea akadaro, Zvese zviri pafudzi.
Uye uvande pakatarisana negomba rinotakurika. Varegedze ivo pachavo vatosarudza ipapo, mukomana mukuru anogeza bhutsu kana kwete.
Hanzvadzi yake
Ehe, hongu, chisikwa chakanyanya kuita semusikana wako, asi nguva dzose panguva yakaoma inotora divi rake. Ndiwo hunhu hwakatyisa kwazvo hunogona kungoerekana hwambowanikwa munzvimbo iyo tsori dzake dzisina kunyatso momirira, mune yevarume vevarume stripclub kana mune liposuction kiriniki. Sei isu?
Uye ipapo kuti munguva pfupi inotevera mumhanyi pamusoro pehunyengeri hwevana vake uye zvaunofarira. Uye kana kuziva kwekutanga kuri nani kuti ugare naye kusvikira panguva iyo kana iye arambidza Mwanakomana "ndiwe ani chete akafanana ne izvo ???", saka wechipiri ndibatsire mazuva ekuzvarwa neFebruary 23. Muenzaniso uyu "seagull", izvo zvisina kuunganidzwa mukuzara, zvinogona kubhadhara mari isina kudhura zvakanyanya. Asi mhedzisiro yacho iri pachena kupfuura kubva kuhembe.
Uye kuwedzera. Mukoma wake ndiamai vevanzuki nehanzvadzi dzevana vako. Kana mumwe wavo ari pedyo nezera, iwe uchamutswa kwaari, vana havazodhakwa newe kusvikira vashanya. Uye izvi zvakanaka! Vana vedu vanokura pakati pevakuru vanopfuura, vezera muhama dzavo chipo chako cheupenyu. Chero tsika yekusakwanisa kuwana chete, asiwo kupa zvipo kune vamwe vana havana kukuvadza chero munhu.
Ambuya vake
Kwete zvachose senge yako. Kana zvese zviri zviviri kana iwe uine rombo rakanaka. Akasiyana zvachose. Kubva kune dzimwe nzvimbo, kubva kune mamwe makiromita, anga achiita chimwe chinhu chisinganzwisisike. Uye iye, zvakanaka, isu tinoziva nokutendeka, zvakaramba kwenguva pfupi. Iwe unogona kungondipa kuyemura kwake (nhoroondo yazvino yeRussia vanhu vese vakadzidziswa, "pasina sarudzo, munhu akapukunyuka mune zvinoshamisa), asi kana iwe uchironga kana kutova nevana kubva kumurume uyu - muudze. Nhau idzi, dzinotodiki, kunyange dzinopatsanura - nhaka yavo. Usamurega akabata!
Uye kuwedzera. Sekureva murume ane mutsa kuna ambuya vake, zvinokwanisa kuva nemutsa zvachose. Vamwe vazukuru vanopa izvi, vamwe - kwete, asi muedzo wekutsungirira pane zvese. Uye iwe unogona kuwana mhedzisiro yeiyi mukanyiwa, kungotarisa. Uye kufungidzira mhedziso.