Nyora iyo Sinopsis yefirimu kuitira kuti ive yakanaka usati waona - ichi chikuru hunyanzvi! Zvirokwazvo, vamwe vanyori vezvirongwa izvi terevhizheni vakadzidza kuendesa zvakadzama uye muto weechero wefirimu chero kubva kuSasha Smafanskaya
Isu takaunganidza kusarudzwa kwepfupi, asi inonyanya kushanda, tsananguro chaiyo, mushure meizvozvo iwe yaunoda kuwana basa serondedzero yemutsvene wese. Nenzira, sei uchizviramba iwe mufaro - ita, uye iwewo unogona kudaro! ;)
Kutuka, senguva dzose, yedu.
"Iwe uri musikana akanaka uye hope dzekuve dzakadai semaminda leiya, uye une goridhe bikini? Bvisai, zvimwe masimba erima anozobatwa! " ("Star Hondo. Episode 4. Tariro Itsva")
Nehungwaru, cho. Uye zvakare yakafanana nekurudziro yekudzidziswa nezveVEDIC feminity!
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"Kuporesa kuputswa nemhete uye kunhonga nzeve dzakabvaruka, zvakaipa pamunhu wakatarisana naye, kana simba radzokera kunzvimbo yepasi, kusashivirira zvibhakera zvakamirira mortoboy. Chete Ishe ane rudo chete ndivo haasi shiti! Matipi ezvokwadi ndezvake. " ("Rudo Hondo 2: Kupararira")
Iwe uchadzivirira zvakaipa nechiso chinopesana uye nenzeve dzakabvaruka - zvinova chiedza pane mweya!
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"Sezvawaona muJulie weYastoto Brian, saka vakawira murudo nenzeve. Uye ari mukutadza, parasite: Ini handifarire, ndizvo zvinotaura, uye zvese, kunyangwe uchipenga. Zvese zvichachinja mushure megiredhi rechinomwe, apo MOzpusy Brian akangoerekana aziva kupfupofumara, zvinongova kunonoka. " ("Mhoroi, Julie!")
Uye rudzi rweiyi firimu nevaGerman vanoziva chii? Zvakanaka, mutambo, hongu, sirosli.
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"Takapfekeswa White Yankees akamira mumotokari jam, uye pandiri pauri: Akanyungudika mupfungwa, akatora basball bat uye akaenda kunorwa nehurongwa. Uye saka ndaizonyatsonaka guta muzvivi, usamire munzira yake yekuyera yendirozi yemutevedzeri ine zita rinonakidza kwazvo. " ("Ndiri pamusoro payo")
Isu tinoimba pane vavariro ye "grasshopper": US-TA-LYAN Yang-Ki haisi tro-Gal uye ko-muviri ... usamire, usamire, usamira
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"Pane chivanze chekare. Iyo heroic crusader neyemabhiza nemabhiza uye maziso akasuwa anokwevera kuchera maroyi Anna ari kure kure na Abbey kuti ariporese ipapo kubva kuna Dhiabhori. Nekudaro, shamwari dzeshamwari dziri vese vari munzira mrut, naAnna vanongoerekana vatanga kuita kunge vanoshamisa ... " ("Musveve")
Saka akafunga kuti aigara achiwanzoitika, akabata, Dhiyabhorosi mukati, iwe unofunga, nemhando dzose. Uye anozochinja kuva zvishoma zvinoshamisa ...
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"Hupenyu hwemhuri huripo muzvinyorwa zveAmerican hwakavharirwa nemusha wepamba weSarah kuti, kujairana nejira diki uye rinopisa, akabvuma naAmig kuenda kuAjulter. Zvese zvaizove zvisina chinhu, asi muUgar, Sarah anokanganwa kuti maniac anotsauka kutenderera guta. " ("Sevana vadiki")
Zvakanaka, saka kana chiratidzo chinopisa chiri chakakwira, unogona kutorwa kwenguva pfupi kune maniac. Zvishoma!
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"Madzimai nemhaka yaanozvinetsa." Uta hwekutsvaga kweuriko, avo vaanogona kusunungura vaTitronment uye kuronga amai vachkin. Ivo chete vanokwanisa kumisa Madman ibasta bastard testa uye yakawanda mhandara yemhandara-chirevo. " ("Hondo Yevamwari: Kusafa")
Isu tinotenderwa neiyo yakapfuma tsanangudzo ye "Multicultural Mhandara-Oracle", pamwe neKozkina Amai vevamwari.
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"Vafambi vakanyengedzera vakazopedzisira vavhiringidzika muvanoda uye iye zvino vanotambura, vachidururira matama asina kugadzikana neRumyant. Hermione iine godo, ron is tupit, uye inokurira kushuva kwevakadzi vechiChinese, vana vakadzvanywa. "Kupfuura zvese, kurwa kwavo kwatove pedyo! .." ("Harry Potter uye hafu-yeropa muchinda")
Hapana Kuremekedza Matemberi! Isu tinofarira, vaverengi havana kunakidzwa neKhedavra pavari?
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"Hama yemhete yakawira pasi pamapundu matatu, hapana anoda kuva zvakanyanya. Aragorn mafungu anoona bakatwa, kufara ne pipin bhiza pamiti. " ("Ishe wemhete: nhare mbiri")
Zvakanaka, hongu, mukomana, bvuma. Asi mushure mezvose, bhuku rinotaridzika repepanhau, uye hunhu hunoratidza - saka ichi chisinga chisinga zivikanwe yegoridhe clandic.
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"Maggie mupunga haana kutenda kuvapo kwengirozi nemabhuruku eNicholas kage, kusvikira ada mumwe wavo. Uye zvinhu zvese zvingave zvisina chinhu, zvino mutumwa weSefu anofanira kusarudzwa kamwechete uye nekusingaperi pakati porudo rweumwari nepasi. Uye izvi hazvina kupusa - mapapiro apfuura usanamatira ... " ("Guta rengirozi")
Mapapiro, maziso ... Chinhu chikuru ndiwo muswe!
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"Tracy Tern Black kubvira achiri mudiki akarota kuita kutamba kweratidziro yeratidziro. Dambudziko nderekuti Mwari akapa mai vake nechiso chaJohn travolta, uye kuti, nenzira inonyanya kuvhenganiswa. Mubhizinesi ratidza, ava havasi kunyunyuta ... saka chii? " ("Bvudzi Rakasviba")
Ehe, ichi chinoita kuti tishandire zvekuverenga. Ngirozi ine ziso remaziso, amai vacho nechiso cheTravolit, pfambi nehipatimendi reJulia Roberts, shamwari yakashata ine Holmes Vocals ... Tichashandisa!
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"Muchato weBuryat Mufudzi vakapedza mukukundikana kukuru - muwani akagura musoro wake, uye batira iye amene akasungwa nemupurisa wemaruwa wejadyemani yejaddy. Mutorongo, Batyr anosangana naShedish Porn-King Sven Sven, anoburitsa izwi rekuti zviitiko zvakarerutswa panguva yeOlympic mitambo muMoscow. Iyo Swede inovhura iyo Batyr Chakavanzika Chinotyisa cheVatorwa-marobhoti. Notide, Batyr anouya kuzoshanda mumapurisa. Asi ndangariro dzemwenga wemufa hadzitenderi mupurisa wechidiki avete chinyararire. Zvekuita? Ehezve, tsvaga kupomerwa uye unonyorovesa pasina tsitsi. Munguva ino inoshamisa, vatorwa vanokonzera kurova kwekunyepedzera muchimiro chechimiro chakarongedzwa kuuraya vanhu. Asi aya mambadzi emunhu apfuura nehupenyu hwechikoro muBuryat Jeri ... " ("Yatinsotest")
Mune izvi, zvese, chokwadika, zvinosetsa zvishoma. Ndiyo inozorodza chokwadi chekuti iyi ndeye bhaisikopo chaiyo ...
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"Chembere haifare. Asi kwete yeBenjamin bhatani, uyo akaberekwa aine mukuru ane makore makumi masere nemapfumbamwe uye gore rega rega vechidiki, vachipinda mune yakanaka yebrad pittta. Kunzwira tsitsi chete, iwe uchafira mukucheya. " ("Chisinganzwisisike Nhoroondo yeBhenjamini Bhenjamini")
Yakanga ichiri kusuwa. Asi zvaive zvisina kusimba kuti muwane mugodhi kuti utendeke kuva bundu nekonzo dzekodhi uye kumeso kwe travolit?
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"Iyo yakajairika haccker ye neo inorarama munyika uye isingatombofungira kuti nyika ino ingori simulishi yakagadzirwa nemasina kutadza, uye iye ari akasarudzwa kwazvo, ayo ari pasi pekuzviisa pasi pe matrix. Kuti abvise kurara muchokwadi chaicho, anobatana nevapanduki uye anotanga kupfugama nemaziso ake. " ("Matrix")
Mistress noti. Kuti abvise hope, tanga kukotama nemaziso angu!
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"Ziyoni, kupotera kwekupedzisira kwevapanduki, hakusati kuri nguva dziri nani. Morpos mukuora mwoyo, neo - Akabatwa, uye maVamiririri vekumuka, zvakafanana kubva pachiso, uwande nekumhanya kunotyisa. Vanhu Vanga vanomirira here "mambiro ehupenyu hutsva"? " ("Matrix. Shanduko")
... uye ron ndeye tupit, uye kufara nePipin bhiza, hongu.
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"Kana ukamuka uye unzwisise kuti hapana vana vako vakakukomberedza uye imbwa yemumwe munhu - tarisa pagirazi. Vakava vamwe kwete ivo chete, asi iwe. Uye ichiri fenicha, zvipfeko uye chikafu chinodiwa. Zvinoita sekunge zviroto zvako zvinoitika uye mhuri yako yave yakakwana. Mutengo wakaderera weupenyu hwese, handizvo here? " ("Twilight zone. Rimwe hupenyu. Rewind")
Edza kuongorora izvo zvamaziso nemaziso ako. Usamuka? Ehe, zvakanaka, ikozvino takamirira kushandurwa kuita brad uye maziso ekukura emakona ... kunyangwe mushure mekuvigira jeri, mbeu idzi dzese!
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"Munzvimbo yakanyarara yedrovince, uko kupokana kwevavakidzani muchitoro chemiriwo kunoonekwa chiitiko, kunouya kuzoshanyira ambuya Lindsay Lohan. Ehe, guta rinotanga rizere gehena. Uye chii chaungaita - kukuvara kwevana. " ("Kutonhorera Georgia")
Isu tinokurudzira kushandisa sarudzo yezvinhu zvakasikwa "uye chii chaungaita - kukuvara kwevana" mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu kana gehena rizere rinotanga!
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"Varoorani vazhinji vanozvarwa vari mwana. Ndiani angave akafunga kuti aive chaizvo mutant, akagadzirira kuuraya vapenyu vese? Asi iwe unokuda - uye zvinoitika! " ("Irimo")
Zvakanaka, iwe unonzwisisa, hongu? Choir! Matatu kana mana ... uye chii chaungaita - kukuvara kwevana!