Iwewo, zvakanaka uye zvakadzama mifananidzo, uchifamba pamasocial network, zvinongoedzwa chete kagumi? Takafunga kuvatarisa pasi pekona nyowani uye tivazivise zvakanyanya, kure uye zvakadzama. Kujekeswa kutsva.
Karoti, mazai uye kofi
Mumwe mukadzi wechidiki akauya kuna mai uye akatanga kunyunyuta nezve matambudziko akakosha nematambudziko muhupenyu hwemhuri. Amai, vakateerera kwechinguva, vakamutora mukicheni uye akaisa matatu salpans nemvura pamoto. Mune imwe salepan, akaisa karoti, kune imwe - mazai, uye wechitatu - pasi kofi.Maminitsi mashoma mushure mekubika, mai vacho vakabvisa muma saicepani kubva pamoto uye vakabayira mwanasikana wake kuti vadye nekumwa zvirimo. "Kupfuura zvese, ndakazviisa zvese, uye wechitatu kumvura imwe iyoyo," akadaro mumwe mukadzi mukuru, achiona mueni anodya. "Uye nekuchinja kwavakaita nenzira dzakasiyana! Karoti mumvura inovira yakave yakapfava, mazai - zvakaoma, uye kofi yakachinja kuravira kwemvura! Iwe unonzwisisa zvandiri kuda kutaura?
"Amai!" vakapindura mwanasikana. "Ndakasvika pakutsigirwa zvishoma netsika, uye iwe haugone kutarisira kudya kwemangwanani pasina kundiputsa pasina kuronga kuita kwako kwakajairika kubva pazviri. Iwe unoziva chii, ikozvino nezviitiko zvese, ini ndichaenda kuPsychoanalyst, zviri nani kushandisa mari pamusoro pake kupfuura nerves yako pauri! Uye ini zvakare ndinokurudzira kubata nyanzvi, nekuti nekuda kwebenzi rako raratidza kwaisakodzera kubika mazai maviri kune imwe karoti. Psychoanalyst ichave zvaunotaura! "
Bhangi nematombo
Vadzidzi vakabvunza purofesa wake padhupombwe pauzivi pamusoro pezvinofadza murume. Iye purofesa akabuda kubva kune imwe nzvimbo bhangi uye akatanga kuizadza nematombo. "Iri bhangi rakazara here?" Pakupedzisira akabvunza. "Ehe," vadzidzi vakapindura. Ipapo purofesa akatanga kudurura jecha mubhangi. Zviyo zvejecha zvairatidza pakati pematombo, kuvhara munzvimbo imwe neimwe yemahara. "Maona? Iye zvino akazara, "akadaro purofesa. "Ndiri kuda kuti unzwisise ..."
"Mira, purofesa," akapindira mudzidzi wake. "Tinoziva uyu mufananidzo nejira. Zvakawanda zvinonakidza, uripi, fucking, saka wakatora matombo nejecha? Iri harisi dhipatimendi reDolban reGeology, iwe unotidzidzisa fi-lo-co-fi-yu! "
Muzvinafundo Lukavo akanyemwerera musikana asingashiviriri uye akapindura zvinyoronyoro: "Kubva kuitsvo, ivanova. Matombo aya nejecha kubva paitsvo dzangu. "
Cask
Boka revamwe vakadzidza navo vakauya kuzoshanyira mudzidzisi wake wekirasi. Ivo vese vakatanga kutaura nezvavo, uye munhu wese akaita basa rakanaka. Asi ipapo vadzidzi vakatanga kunyunyuta nezvematambudziko kubasa uye kumba.Mudzidzisi akanyatsoteerera, uye akabva arayirwa kucheka keke uye akaenda kukicheni kuseri kwekofi yekofi uye makapu. Akadzoka aine tray, akanamatira nemikombe yakasiyana kwazvo uye magirazi, kubva kune yakanaka uye yakajeka kune yakajairika magirazi ekushambadzira, uye akapa vaenzi kuti vadurure kofi. Kana keke rakadyiwa, mudzidzisi akabvunza kana vakanzwisisa zano racho.
"Hongu!" Simudza yake yaanofarira, petrov Lyuba. "Guys, kutaura idi, hupenyu hwakafanana nekofi, uye zvese zvimwe ingori kapu. Saka isu takarumbidza makapu akanaka, sekunge kuravira kwekofi kubva pane izvi kuchachinja ... uye Magdalena Elizarovna zvine mwero kubva pagirazi uye mafaro anowana zvishoma! "
"Benzi," rakapindira mudzidzisi. "Ini ndaida kuti iwe uratidze kuti iwe uchiri kunyunyuta pano maparera ane chaki, ndakapindirwa muhoro webhajeti. Ini handitombove neyakaenzana neyako yese sevhisi yekuisa patafura pazuva rekuyeuka! Uye hauna kukwana izvo, panzvimbo pechinhu chakanaka, ini ndaindipa chete mutsvairo uyu pink, saka zvakare makapu ese akanaka akange akatsveneswa, akandisiya girazi recentenary. Vadzidzi vakanaka zviri nani izvozvi! Tumira kubva pano! "
Uye mukadzi mukuru akatanga kurova vechidiki kuti vafukidze maruva emaruva, kusvikira vasiya imba yake.
Space Pisaality
Mumwe muzvinabhizinesi akasvika mumamongi, kwenguva refu akamirira mumakomo pedyo neye monk achitaura. Mumamongi, aive akatsamwa akabvunza kuti Abbot, sezvazviri kuita kuti muitisi akatumira kwemaawa mana mushure make gare gare kupfuura zvakafanira. "Tikanganwirei, Mirani," akadaro Abbot. "Asi isu tinoratidza cosmic, kwete kubata kwenyika. Tarisa. Ndeipi kukosha kwesango ine kudonha mune rimwe pepa? Uye kukosha kwakadii kune zvakasikwa kune kutyorwa kwehurongwa hwako? "
"Mune ino kesi," akadaro Businessman, "ini handizo kusaina cheki yekutsigira. Kukosha kweiko kune zvakasikwa kune mari iyi? " Ipapo mamongi anoremerwa uye akamukanda mugomba rakadzika-dzika kuti arege kutapudza mufananidzo wavo wakanaka wepasirese. Uye cheki uye kunze nazvo kune vanoda kusaina.
Kuchena
Mukwechidiki wechiMuslim akabva azorora kuna sekuru vake mumusha. Akakwidza kuti vakadzi vese vakadziviswa zvakasimba sei, kunyangwe vachipisa zhizha rekupisa kwezhizha. Vazhinji kunyange nekuomerwa kwatamiswa, zviso zvavo zvaive zvitsvuku."Sekuru, akabvunza kudaro," Nei vakadzi vese ava vakaomeswa? " Iye mutana akadhonzera makenduru maviri kubva muhomwe yake, mumwe mumuchetya, mumwe asina kunze, akabvunza kuti chii chemuzukuru wavo chakagadzirira kudya. "Mumuchethiro, zvirokwazvo, iye akachena," mukomana akapindura. "Nevakadzi zvakafanana," sekuru vake vakamuudza.
Muzukuru wakamutarisa paakavhunduka "Ini ndinongova nemibvunzo miviri," akadaro. "Kutanga, nei iwe uchiramba uine pipi ine tsvina isina pepa newe?" Uye chechipiri, iwe uripano, zvakanyatsoita vakadzi?!??! "
Kusatenda
Mumwe murairidzi anodzora-murairidzi akaunganidza vanhu hurukuro pamusoro peuchenjeri, achivimbisa kuti pfungwa yavo yese yehupenyu ichavhunduka. Pakaziviswa, aigara achitora kutaura kwakachenjera uye kunobata vanhu vane mukurumbira, kunyanya Albert Einstein. Vazhinji vevateereri vakanyorwa kuseri kwemurairidzi, uye mumwe chete murume anoshamisa mumvura uye ngowani yaputsa nguva dzose: "Einstein haana kutaura izvozvo! Ndezvipi zvisina musoro? Zadzisa zvisina musoro! "
Pakutanga, murayiridzi wakayeuchidza kuti zvirevo izvi zvinonyatso kuzivikanwa, asi pakupedzisira kushivirira kwake kwakaputika, uye akataura kuti asiyane nevateereri kuti vateerere kuteerera kudyidzana.
Iye muteereri haana kupindura izwi panguva ino, uye vakazobuda nekukurumidza, vakapfuura guta rose, vakasvikira kumakuva uye vakanyangarika ipapo mune rimwe remakuva. Yakanga iri Albert Einstein.
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