Usatende makosi uye kudzidziswa. NLP uye zita rezita reiyo Lieutenant rzhevsky inopa iyo inoshamisa hafu ine iyo nzira yakafanana neOatmeal inotanga katsi.
Macheche mapikicha anokuudza kubva kune izvo vakadzi vanonyatso kudzima uropi, inotendeuka paganda repamusoro uye swing matairi.
Chifananidzo chemutungamiriri
Inotarisa inoitwa munzvimbo yeruzhinji - chete kwete mukuchinja kwenzvimbo subway, zvirokwazvo. Wakauya pazuva rekuzvarwa, corporate kana kirabhu. Ehezve, pane bvudzi, mune yakapfeka yakanakisa uye mukurova. Mhete mhete, maziso anopisa. Mamwe madiki maviri, kugunun'una, kuungana kumba, bartender anofunga kuti anenge mitengo yedoro, nekuti hapana anotarisa muWallet, zvese zvinotarisa chete pamutsipa wako. Zvese kunze kwegomba regethi, iro rinokubaya kana iwe uri munhu asina chinhu. Zvakanaka. Kwete ndisina chinhu. Nehuremu husina kusurukirwa, melanpoolicoly kunyungudika kumusoro uye pasi. Iyi dude "haina kutarira" kusvika padanho rekuti pane imwe nguva iwe unotoda kutendeuka: Ko kana uine mumwe munhu achibuda nemaketaniws kumashure kwako? Asi kwete, kune rusvingo. Pano, iwe, unoputika pasi nemapahwanda, uye uende kune chinangwa, nekuti, zvakanaka, madhiri, eh? !! Maiwe, iyi coc coc coc coc inotaura nezve chinhu chimwe chete: musungo wakanyura, uye mumwe munhu akabatwa. Kwete, kwete juggler nemaketinaws, aiwa.
Ishe Wenguva
Pakutanga akakwanisa kukubata nekufona pakati pezvikamu zviviri zvekucheka pane zvakanyanyisa metro station. Ipapo netsaona inosangana newe muchitoro hafu yeawa yakanaka. Nguva inotevera katuni pamakrakati emuchinjiko maminetsi makumi maviri mushure mekunonoka kwake kwekunonoka. Ipapo zvinouya kwauri chaizvo kana iwe ukabuda mweya. Uye ipapo iye aripo - uye haadzoke shure! Ndokunge, inoregedza kumashure, asi chaizvo kana iwe uchinge watove uchimirira kufona, ndakapenya kuti ndiparadzwe newadhi, ndakadya yakaderera-calorie yakakangwa mammin uye yakaunganidzwa kuti ife. Iko kukosha kunenge kuri mukuti muPajamas kwakanyatsonaka kudzinga kuenda kunyika, uye nekuti nerufu rwese harubve kunze, maoko acho achakwezvwa nefoni, nekuti zvinodikanwa kuti uzvifadze . Zvakanaka, chii chinoitika kana maoko ako ari kubuda kumwe, isu hatizokuudza - iwe unoziva.
Kusachena pachako
Sezvo iwe wakamudaidza kuti kushanya kui nekeke, ipapo zvinhu zvese zvinoita kunge zvakajeka uye zvinonzwisisika. Pamanheru emakore gumi. Iwe wakafamba uchitenderedza guta remanheru kana kuenda kune romantic comedy. Wakatopinda pasi poruoko. Iwe, pakupedzisira, kwete kwemakore gumi nemashanu, uye iwe washambadza kofi yedu yemangwanani ... asi, wakanaka uye wakachena uye wakadzika keke, anomuka otora otanga kuungana. Saka izvi hazvisi mukukasira kuenda, pasina kutya - kureva kuti, haisi yako anecdote, inotyisa uye pfungwa yacho haina kuwirirana nekatsi. Aingoenda. "Inguva yekurara, mangwana kuti ushande mangwana." Uye pamwe achatovata. Asi iwe uchavata pasi paPuff yako nePuff, tarisa silhouette yePeignoara, isina basa yakarembera kumashure kwechigaro, uye utsi hwakaita kunge moto husiku hweGolozady Indian. Kupfuura zvese, isu takatonyora kuti muPajamas nehurema kune nyika inotevera kutora imwe? Ehe, tine urombo zvakare.
Akasiya Mwari
Iye ane simba, ane mweya wakanaka, uye zvinhu zvese zvinoita kuti zvive zvakanaka, asi neimwe nzira. Pano wagara mune cafe, akataura kuti anga atove pano, achikurudzira kuyedza kutsauka kubva kuNutria neakachenuruka repo, uye akangoerekana atendeuka. Izwi rake rakabatika uye neziso rekumisa simba. Asi mushure mekiri akatodzawo dessert. Wakangoita kunge wakaita kusuruvara kusuruvara here? Wakabva wakurukura genera regungwa, uye akagomera, uye akagomera, uye iwe, kazhinji, iwe unoziva zvakanaka, iwe unofanirwa kuityaira mumutsipa, nekuti nei uchida kuchema uku Pierrot? Asi "zivai nenzira yakanaka", uye "mane kugona" miviri misiyano mikuru. Iwe haugone. Nekuda kweizvozvo, Piero pakarepo anotendeuka kuita fivha, iyo, ichokwadi kubva pakadzika kwezvakadzika, chengetedza, kudemba, kudziya uye kunowanzoiswa zuva pamusoro uye vavakidzani kubva pasi. Mhosva yacho inowanzoguma? Zvakanaka, zvechokwadi, zvakarongedzwa, chii chimwe?
Uye chimbuzi chiri kupi pano?
Zvakanaka kutaridzika kunge Sekuru Scable Stepta inobvisa iyo kitten kubva kuBirch, kunyangwe pasina kusvika patsviro, kana neushingi uye ine hunyanzvi inoratidzirisa kukakavara nevarindi vakatarisana. Maiwe, zvese izvi zvina zvinogona kumusiya zvachose muboka risina tariro "mukomana akanaka". Asi pazvakaitika kuti aityawo chipanje chakawira muhodzi, imwe kunzwa kwakaratidzwa mukati mako. Uye kana muchina wekuwachisa wakaisa mumugumo wakafa, watova nematondo matatu, uye akagara asina njere dzakachena - Ah, kazhinji pasina mahembe !!! - Zvakazoitika kuti anga asiri kunyange shati. Ehezve, nekufamba kwenguva, izvi "kusakwana uku kunotanga kujekesa iwe, uye munguva pfupi inotevera iwe uchaisa nemazai aine chifukidziro kubva pakushambidza, kupfuurira nekupururudza" benzi rebenzi !!! ". Asi mavhiki ekutanga ekiteni aigara achiperekedzwa kuchimbuzi, achichengetedza shoma misodzi yeiyo lunia.
Mister x
Iwe wakamirira chipo chakasimba, uye akakufambisa iwe kuti ukwire vhiri remagetsi remagetsi uye rakamanikana kubva pamaruva emaruva. Unoita kunge unonzwisisa kuti waunobata naani uye zvaitarisirwa kuti adye muMcdonalds, asi akabva akuchengera. Ane zita risinganzwisisike, mota inoshamisa, katsi inoshamisa, uye akadzidzisa mutauro weChirungu yeMamongi eTibetan kwemakore matatu. Kazhinji, iwe waiita kunge wakapihwa bhegi rezvipo uye iwe unozadzisa idzva zuva rega rega. Ane hupenyu hwakadaro hunonakidza kuti hwakajeka husina kujekesa maitiro aungaita pamwe chete naKajama. Naizvozvo, makaisa zana rose. Iwe hauna kutadza kupfuura iyo Tibetan monk, pakupedzisira.
Galena Century
Paakatanga kubuda mutero kuti avhure gonhi pamberi pako kana kufambisa chigaro muCafe, wakamutarisa uine chokwadi. Mocks, pamwe. Muzera redu postmodern hazvigoneke kuti faira yejasi, kwete kuiperekedza nemapenzi majee. Uye pamwe achinyepedzera, kana anopisa muvanhu, obva achida iwe kuti urege, borsch uye mukicheni? Asi iye neweduku uye nenguva yegumi, iye oga uye nevanhu, vasingatarise kuratidzira uye kwete kukumbira chero chinhu kudzoka, vanoramba vanyoro. Pamugumi nerimwe, iwe unofunga ne pajumab, kuti inofanira kutorwa, uye nekukurumidza, nekuti zvimwe "iyeye wekupedzisira."
Nyoro bunny
Anoburuka kubva kumajee ako. Uye pane yako gaze. Uye pane sei kutamba kwako. Kutya kushoma kwevasikana vako. Inokonzera kurwiswa kwerufu. Pakarepo anotanga shamwari pakati pevana neimbwa. Kana iwe uchirangwa - wakasungirirwa ruoko, zvinoita kunge wakarova zvazvino. Anoda kurova musoro wake. Anoda kuti: "Hapana chaunoziva, John Clow", girai nesimba uye dhonza mubako. Uye kudzidzisa zvese. Dambudziko pano chete: Zvinoenderana neChiratidzo, naJohn Chando hachiitike kuaccount yakatsiga. Izvo zvausingakwanise kutaura nezve "kusevha" kwe "vasikana".
