Madzitateguru, Zvakanaka, iwe unopa! 20 Nhau dzechokwadi apo papa moms zvichanyadzisa vana vavo

Pranks dzevana, kunyangwe muganho wakanyanya, kazhinji kazhinji asi kuremekedzwa kwakazara kwevabereki hakuchikonzere. Asi padzinenge forodha - amai vari kusvuta chimwe chinhu, uye kunyange pamberi peshamwari dzako, zvinotyisa, kupi kwekunge vaende kubva mukunyara kwoinako.

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"Pandakanga ndiine makore gumi nemashanu, amai vangu vakaita chibvumirano charambidzwa kutsvoda, kusangana ndega pasina kuperekedza uye kurara. Akandimanikidza uye mukomana wangu pamberi pake kuti asaine pepa, ndokumusundidzira kumba pamadziro. "

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"Isu takanyanyo kunze neshamwari dzangu dzechikoro ndikanonoka kwandiri. Uye, zvakasikwa, zvine ruzha. Zvino kwakangoerekana baba vakapinda mukamuri mune yakasviba, vakatsamwa nechimwe chinhu zvipfupi, vakatanga kutiperekedza. Uye isu takarasikirwa chipo chekutaura. Uye panties yake yakanga ine scrotum. "

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Pandakanga ndakaita anenge gumi nemaviri moms, ndakatora foni yangu neni ndokuona kuti maive nemameseji ane zana. Akafamba pamusoro pevose vanogamuchira uye akabvunza munhu wese. Mumwe mukomana mumwe akazvidaidza iye uye akadaidza kuti arege kunyorera. "

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"Baba vangu vaigara vachida kutaura neshamwari dzangu dzechikoro pandakavakoka kuti vanditendere kwandiri. Uye kamwe chete, kana tatopedza ipapo, akatarisisa uye akataura achiti: "Zvino ngatitaurei nezve shanduko idzi dzinopfuura mumuviri wako panguva yekuyaruka."

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"Amai vangu vakatungamira muchikoro chedu muchikoro uye dzidzo yebonde. Uye rimwe zuva akatanga chidzidzo nemazwi anoti: "Kana iwe uine bonde rekutanga ... zvese kunze kwako. Iwe hauzove ne sexele pazera iri. (Uye airatidza chigunwe pandiri zvakanyanyisa). "

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"Amai vangu vakambobvunza mukomana wangu, kana akazviisa kwandiri."

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"Kumuchato wangu wehama, baba vedu vakautumidza zita rehanzvadzi yedu."

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"Musikana wangu nemusikana wangu, ndakava nemba kumba, uye amai vangu vakaenda kwatiri, vakatarisa misoro yedu uye vakatiudza kuti tinoita kunge serm pamusoro wako."

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"Taive nababa mumitambo yekurovedza muviri uye takakwira pane iyo treadmill." Uye padivi pedu, musikana ane chirwere chepamusoro chakaponeswa. Papa aive nemahedhi munzeve munzeve, akanganwa nezvavo, asi akafunga kugovera kucherechedzwa neni uye kuti angabereka achiti: "Tarira, uye pane ma fake boobs!"

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"Chifama chaive chaive pamusoro paJeuni chakamutswa pakati pevapristi, amai vangu vaigeura kwazvo. Uye mukomana wangu aionekwa. Uye kana achinwa vaviri magirazi ewaini uye akadhonza madhireni aari naye uye akamuudza kuti angadai akaitika nayewo kana asingazozvidzore. "

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"Tine imwe nzira panguva yekupedza kudzidza vakafamba nababa vangu uye vakakwirisa uye zaposombi vakomana vakanakisa emufananidzo weboka."

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"Amai vangu vakanyatsoziva tsika yangu yekupenda mabhurugwa ake pamwe chete nevatanhatu uye vasingaparadzanise mukushambidza. Uye akandivimbisa akamborembera panties yangu pabasa retsamba, kana ndikasamira. Ndakanganwa nezve zvese. Uye rimwe zuva, pandakadzoka kubva kuchikoro, ndakaona kutya kwangu pabhokisi retsamba. "

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"Kuna nguva yefoni nezwi, baba vangu vakadaidza shamwari dzangu uye vakasiya marudzi ese echikwereti pamabasa ekupindura."

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"Pandaive mudiki, ini naamai vangu takaenda kumafirimu kuMadagascar 3. Mushure mekupera kwechirongwa, akasvetuka pamberi pechidzitiro, uye pakanga paine horo yakazara uye takatanga kutamba pasi "Ini ndinofarira kuifambisa" uye ndibvise kunze. Ndainyadzisa kwazvo. "

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"Amai vangu chaizvo havana kuda mafungiro angu kuchikoro uye akandiudza kuti kana ndikatadza kuchinja maitiro angu, saka aizouya kuchikoro kwangu uye aigona kusungira muchivanze chikoro mune imwe pajamas. Ini handina kumutenda. Uye rimwe zuva akaita kutyisidzira kwake. Izvi zvakaudzwa nezvazvo kwenguva yakareba. "

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"Baba vangu vaifarira chaizvo Triathoni uye veAerodynamocs, sezvaakareva, anokanda makumbo ake. Uye shamwari dzakati dzikaenda kwandiri, dzakavakumbira kuti vabate makumbo ake, voti vakakwana. "

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"Baba vangu vakashanda semudzidzisi muchikoro chedu. Uye pane chikoro disco akafunga kuratidza kutamba tenzi color. Yakanga ichityisa. Uye zvese rzhali. "

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"Muna 1992, ndakanga ndine makore gumi nematanhatu uye ndaive nemusikana wandakadanira musikana kuti atarise bhaisikopo" mikova ", uko zviitiko zvakawanda zvegungano. Vabereki vangu vane idzo dzakawanda hipari. Uye saka vakakurudzira kuona bhaisikopo pamwe chete. Uye panzvimbo pekuwana pane imwe nguva, vakaramba vachiti: "O, isu hatina kuedza" uye "o, vanoshandisa ropa seiro, rinotonhorera."

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"Munguva yechikoro pikicha, baba vangu vakazvipira kutora chikamu mumakwikwi akafanana uye izvi isu tinoisa pamaminitsi ekushambira. Zvakanga zvinotyisa ".

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"Ndakanga ndine basa rakakosha remitambo kuchikoro uye ini ndakanyora amai vangu kuti ndinoda kutamba. Akapwanya muhoro panguva yekunyorwa kwekudzidzira nekupopota: "Kunaka, heino tampons dzako! Ndinovimba izvi ndizvo zvinodiwa. Enda unonetsa. "

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