Kazhinji, hazvitombodikanwa kuva "mgimo pedza" kuti unzwisise kuti muturikiri ane "akarasika mukududzira" uye akasika zvake chaicho. Uye anogona kuve anokwanisa kwazvo!
Isu takaunganidza mienzaniso yakajeka yemamiriro ezvinhu akafanana mune dzidziso dzehunyanzvi hwekushandura uye maforamu. Injoy!Zvinotyisa kufungidzira
Chinyorwa chesainzi chesainzi chinotsanangura vanhu kuti nyoka dzaive dzisati dzaive nemakumbo. Semuenzaniso, vanonyora - vakawana skeleton nehuswa hunotyisa hwenyoka "nemakumbo matanhatu marefu." Vanhu vasingagone kuzvitenda (kwete pamberi pemakumbo akadai, asi mukureba kwavo uye kuwanda), vakakwira kutsvaga zvinyorwa - zvakazoitika Makubhiti matanhatu pakureba. (tsoka nhanhatu).
Zvishamiso zveMishonga
"Corollary nemuviri" inonakidza, ini handichakwanise kuzviona mune zvekutanga. " Rimwe zuva ainakidzwa, anonzwa achinzwa achiti: "Asi pakutanga, majekiseni kubva kumabhaniro akabata mudumbu!"Scary Weapon - PAN!
Yakanga iri mundiro yekuwachira muSpain. Chitoro chakatengeswa chaizvo zvinhu zvakanaka zvebasa remunyori. Pamutambo wemutengo uri pasi pePoti Signature yaive muSpanish, Italian uye Russian de Fuego Direcdo "," Penle Fuoco Director "," Kupfura kwekupfura kwakananga kupinda ". Mwedzi wechitatu kuseka, kurangarira ... (Chaizvoizvo, ndiro dzemoto wakavhurika. "
Hotera Inofadza
Ini ndinoshanda munharaunda yekushanya. Nguva nenguva bump kuita kudhinda. Mapeya maviri evhiki yekupedzisira akangotemwa. Nezve masevhisi ehotera: "Kukurudzira kuita kunze kwako kwakamirira iwe." Pamusoro pekuvhura kwakamirira kwenguva refu kwehotera: "General maneja ... akati:" Mazuva ese tinonzwa kufara kwatakawedzera. " Yep. Ini ndinofunga kuti pazuva rekutanga reHotera, kufarirwa kuchasvika padanho rekuti mhemberero yacho ichashanduka kuita chiitiko chekupedzisira chefirimu "PERFUME".UMhandara Kune Njodzi
Dudziro yebasa reUrsula Le Guin: "Vakaroora vakaroora Angea pane dzimwe nguva, mukushayiwa kwakanyanya, vakagara pamabhiza ane mapapiro, uye zvakare, havana kumbosiya madziro eHallan; Uye zvino ndakagara pakakwirira, akazvinzwawo nemhandara, mhandara ine simba, kumhanyisa nemhepo yekuchamhembe pamusoro peminda yeKyryoen pamabhiza ane mapapiro emapapiro eshumba. " Pane kushandurwa kwepakutanga, asi chii icho, chinorwadza, chinonakidza: "... vakagara mune yakakwira saddle, oa akazvinzwa nemusikana ane brown varnish." Musikana anogona here kuita shungu dzinokwikwidza nemhandara ine simba?
Ini ndinobvunza pani, ndine nhumbu
Imwe bhaisikopo muTV. Russian Subtitles: " Pan-trogot . Mukadzi. Ane nhumbu. " Zvakanaka, zvese, Pan-Panov, bako denyana, rakasvika. Nomuzvarirwo, iyo inotevera chimiro ndeye chimpanzees, iyo sainzi Pani panterglodyte.
Chishamiso Kuberekerwa
Kutarisa kune dzakateerana ncis, mwaka 4, mukushandura kweRussia. Kushambidza Israeli kunotaurira sangano "Zack". Iye anobvunzwa kuti izvi ndezve hofisi, uye Ziva anotsanangura kuti: "Aya maJiva echiOrthodox maJuda anounganidza zvikamu zvevakafa." Idzi ndidzo dzidziso dzechitendero ...zvibatsire
Ndakaverenga lois mcmster budjold (inoshandurwa), nezveimwe nguva yenguva cosmic odyssey mamaira mamaira. Tsanangudzo yemabiko, Fursca Sinema-Domino: "Makiromita akauya patafura ndokuzvibatsira kubva mundiro, iyo vanhu vese vakavigwa."
(Imwe yemataurire achiti: "Mushure memakiromita ese ari mune imwe shanduro pamberi peBuffet yakatariswa, ingave yaZipper yake yakanamatira patete - kwete" ubatsire kwaari "
Mwaka minomwe nemazai
Iyo hombe hombe yebhuku rimwe mumushanduri imwe neimwe neimwe nzira pa "Semison" jasi. Kushaya simba kufona mwaka minomwe nguva yaakaverengerwa? Uye pakudya kwekuseni mumhuri yake pakanga paine bacon uye "mazai akagochwa" ... Rzhal zvinonzwika. Nenzira, imwe nzvimbo yakasangana uye yekudya kwemangwanani yakadaro "bacon ine mazai". Tsanangudzo yakanaka kwazvo kumurume akakwana! :)Nenzira yemazai
Sekureva kweNTV, nhau yakaratidza kurangana nezvemhando yerudzi rweSullya gororo reMuseum muLondon. Yaisanganisira chidimbu chekusvitswa kwesimba remhepo. Kune mupurisa ipapo akati: "Zvinosuruvarisa kuti:" Zvinosuruvarisa kuti isu tisina mari yakakwana kuvasungira ... "Ndokunge, pakanga pasina kukwana. Muturikiri ane mafungiro ake achiti: "Zvinosuruvarisa kuti isu tisina simba rakakwana rekuvabata!"
Eggplant mont amor
Kutamba kwazvo, zvinoitika, zvinokwanisika kushandura mazita echiripo (uchiri hupenyu). Semuenzaniso, "achiri hupenyu nemakunguo" - "Ndichiri kurarama nemakona" uye "ndichiri kurarama negonye" - " Hupenyu hwakanyarara neAngplant“.
Anoimbawo
Rumwe Rusich, zivo zvishoma yeSerbia, akafunga kuyambuka hermition yekufamba kweSerbia vashanyi. Pavaisvika pawachi "Peacock" mune iyo Pavilion Hall, sezviri muSerbia "Peacock", akabhururuka mumusoro wake. Nezve fananidzo, yaive yakarongeka: Peacock - shiri yemhuri yehuku - huku, saka, pachave neBeaconi nenzira yechirume. "Beacon" anozivisa muswe uye nekuimba, "zvakazoitika pakupedzisira. Kutanga, iyo serbs yakawa, zuva rakatevera iro Dhipatimendi rese reSerbia rakawa - izwi rekuti "Beacon" rakazova izwi remavara matatu avanonyora mumafiri.Iyo yakakura uye inonaka
Nhoroondo nezve makosi echiHebheru kune vatsva. Musikana akagadzira chirevo cheMiorivhi. Uye "maorivhi" muchiHebheru akafanana chaizvo ne "nhengo". Uye pano anoudza (uye haanzwisisi kuti nei mudzidzisi ari pasi) zvinotevera: "Nhengo dzakasvibirira uye dzine Spain, nedzimwe nyika dzekumaodzanyemba ... asi unonaka uye unonaka - muIsrael. "
Mukomana, musikana ...
Firipi Dick, "munhu ari muchikwata chepamusoro": "Yakanga isiri muchiuto, kwete kubva kune avo vanofarira mutsetse, avo vane makaro ehukama shamwari, vanozadza madziro ehusiku, avo madziro ane madziro emapikicha e Havasiye vechidiki vekutanga, vachiremerwa pakati pegunwe rakakoromoka nipples dzeMazamu Flab ... "Blonde kana Blond - yemushanduri, senge inzwi iro, hapana mutsauko!Van, tu, fries ... ngiro mbiri!
Zano rakanaka
Pearl kubva "kumba wega 2". Mamiriro ezvinhu: Mumwe wevakadzika miviri, giredhi refu, "anonamira" kubhegi rekunaka kwekupfuura, uye anocheka mutefigaro. Wechipiri anoti: "Unoshandira Mwari!" ("Saka unoda!") Shanduro yechiitiko ichi: "Shandisa ruoko rwerudyi!"Udza shamwari yako
Kubva firimu. Varume vaviri vanopinda mubhari, uye mumwe anoti: "Kwandiri - doro rangu uye shamwari yangu - Jim Beram". Muturikiri anoda kuti: "Dhidhi kwandiri uye shamwari yangu Jim Bima!"
Zvishoma zvinosetsa
Dj paradio kaviri mumutsara pakati pevhiki yakashandurwa rwiyo rweCheryl crowe "zvese zvinonakidza" saka waunoda kuita zvinonakidza "saka:" Zvese zvandinoda kuita kuseka zvishoma. "Imbwa inogona kukura
Mune chinyorwa pane hupfumi: " Marginal Fies yakakura ne20 muzana. " Zvinoshamisa kuti iyo Dachshunds - marginals inowanikwa, uye izvo zvavanofudza ipapo ...
(Marginal Mutero - Maximum Mutero Bet.)
Iwe haugone kubereka
Iyo protagonist yefirimu, mudzidzisi (anoitwa naDenis Hopper), anopinda muukama hwepedyo nemudzidzi wake. CHIDZIDZO: Ivo vanoenda pamota, musikana anomuudza kuti ane nhumbu. Hooker holker inomira mota, ivo vanobuda. Mudzidzisi mukuvhunduka. Musikana anotsamira kune hood uye, anonyemwerera, anoti: "Ndiri kungoita zvakaipa" ("kutamba"). Mushanduri "anonyaradza" gamba romuromo wake: "Ini ndinongotarisana nemwana."Kupiswa pabasa
Akatarisa kana akadurura iyo bhaisikopo "robocop" pane yekutanga CT chiteshi. Mumwe wevatungamiriri vekambani anotamba mumusoro webhizinesi - pamberi pemapurisa robhoti. Robocop inotaura kuti haakwanise kukuvadza mushandi wecorcuration. Mushure meizvozvo, iyo cheki yakangoerekana yadanidzira munhu wese zvinoshamisa kuti: "Makapisa !!!" - Uye ipapo kamwe kamwe robhopoti, mufaro wepanyika, unouraya tsotsi kurufu, kunyangwe mirairo chete yakataurwa! Maiwe, vashanduri havana kuzivikanwa neshoko rekuti "kudzinga" (fured) ...
Baba vanobva viza
Nhengo yechiitiko ichi chinoratidzwa yakateerera Rwiyo Bob Marley "Hapana Mukadzi, hapana kuchema", hapana vakadzi - hapana misodzi. "
Optimistic sarudzo
Wa wandei akasanangura rugwaro kubva kuChirungu, uye mazwi ekuchema uye bier panzvimbo ye "rusvingo, ruregerero" uye "bhokisi", mangwanani "uye" doro "uye" doro "uye" doro "uye" doro "uye" doro "uye" doro "uye" doro ". Uye pachinzvimbo chekuti mufi uye akarara mukobhu akarwadziwa, akajekerwa mangwanani aive aine hangover nekuda kwedoro!Jenny Big Nyoka
Colombo anopinda mukamuri kusvika musikana mudiki uye anoda kutaura naye. Uyezve chimwe chinhu chinosekesa chinoitika. Musikana waJenny (pamwe, kubva pakunyara pachirongwa cheColombo) anotanga saIndia Chingachguk, taura nezvake mumwe munhu wechitatu: "Jenny achapindura." Izvo zvinongogara chete zvekuwedzera "Hao!", Uye unogona kukoka goyko Mitich kune iri basa. Uye kududzirwa kwayo kwakaringana kunonyanya kufadza, chokwadi: "Ndiri kuda kukubvunza mibvunzo mishoma, ndapotsa Jenny." - "Unogona kungoita Jenny." ("Jenny achaita".)
Saka ndiwe aniko, Dumbumbororore!
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