Sekureva kweiyo diary yemutungamiriri wedu FB-BLOGGER SASHA LOOVEVA akapararira manotsi pamusoro peiyo Stylish uye Witty Moscow Pasina Pasina Pasina Pasina Pasina Huslet. Taivatungamirira mune imwe nyaya kubva pane yekutanga pfungwa yechiso, kugovera makateki nemwaka. Munguva yechando uye zhizha mune rumwe ruvara, BOMZH ALBERT - EMADIED Chisisma.
Spring 2014
Pedyo nechechi yedu, mabandi akagara. Uye maonero, uye kunhuhwirira - zvese zvakaita sezvazviri. Asi vane yakakosha. Ndebvu dzichaitika semuenzaniso, saka tie icharova, iyo magazini iri "ichinyepedzera" mumumvuri unoratidza. Pandinenge ndichimupa mari, ndikamubayira boka rine soseji, akatambanudza ruoko ndokuti:- Ndiponesei, Mwari! Kutonhora?
- kutonhora, - Nod.
- Zvakanaka. Nguva inotevera nguva yekudhonzwa inodziya. Izvo zviripo hazvisi zvinopisa kwazvo, SCHAUB haina kupiswa. Uye nguva yadarika pavakandivigira tii, ini ndiri pamazai mazhinji, "anodaro," iyo yakakwenenzverwa.
Zita rako ndiAlbert. Bum Albert. Kungonatsa uye kuravira.
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Bomge Albert yakazova yeiyo esthete. Vatinoshanda navo vakagara nevashoma, uye akadhonzera bhokisi rake rekunyepedzera, isa anonyura mavara akasiyana, uye anoverenga magazini yazvino yepepanhau "Bendi Sokilnikov.
- Chii chakatanga kuitika? - Ndinobvunza.
Albert akanyudzwa kubva mupepanhau, akafambisa kumeso kwake, ndokuzeza akananga kwake.
- kunhuwa!
Zhizha 2014.
Buddy wangu Bum Albert muzhizha akanyangarika zvachose. Pano ini ndinofamba-famba. Inodya chimwe chinhu kubva pane yekare porcelain ndiro.
- kupi, - ndinoti, - nyangarika?
- pazororo, - Chews.
- Kureba kuenda?
- Kwete, pano yave pedyo. MuCrimea.
- Uye sei, ini ndoti, - Crime?
- Crimea? - nemuromo usina kupfeka. - Crimea - Zvedu! ..
Autumn 2014.
Canine kutonhora kwakauya muguta guru revaya vedu. Bomge Albert pane imwe nzvimbo yakamwa gumbeze rinonwa uye munyori wepepanhau "AFI - hutano". Kutonga nekunhuhwirira nepfungwa, yakanga yakaputirwa mairi iyo yaiwanzogezwa musango."Mhoroi," ndinoti, "Ndatambanudza Albert Mazana."
"Masikati akanaka," Albert noss. Mazana emakore anonyangarika pakadzika kwezeve, uye ruoko rwunobva riripo.
- Chii? - Ndinoti.
- Vatengi zvachose - mutero, - Albert, bepanhau reSharcha rine mutoro.
Nguva yechando 2014-2015
Shamwari yangu Bomzh Albert yakamiswa uye muKedah. Iye ari eshete. Zvinwiwa kubva kuChina china chisina kutonhora.
"Albert," ndinoti, "Unonwa chero marara!"
- NGO! - Albert zvinhu, kutarisa kune makumbo anofamba-fadies.
"Kubva kwauri," ndinoti, "Iyo nyowani yeOpole inonhuhwirira. Hapana!
- Uye ini, uye zvakadaro, - Vanotosvika, - vhiki isina mari. Gus akakunda mangwanani akapa mumwe, vashanyi nebhazi. Ponesa Jehovha, asi ndichaita Hukama naye?
Uye anodhonza zvikwereti pagumi maEuro.
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Bums Albert muCashmere Coat uye maSneaker anoverenga magazini "Flirt". Kunyemwerera. Murume mune dema jeep anofunga masentimita - kupaka. Iwindo iri kutyaira pasi, Albert ari kupopota kubva kwaari:
- Fambisa! Ruzha - pachave neGangerene!
Albert, asina kusimudza misoro yake:
- Ndiani ane chirwere, uye ndiani ane esimbi corrosion!
Uye kumwezve kutengesa kwevakadzi vanotarisa.
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Bumge Albert chews pahlav, uye zvimedu kubva ndebvu zzai, shiri. Sparobushki idya chitubu chejaya kubva pane asphalt.
- Pano, - Albert anoti, - Kufanana newe, vakadzi!
- Chii?
- Kune hupfumi hwezvinhu - pakarepo runomhanya! Uye kana uchiri kutaura kuti Muscovite ...
Uye maoko anorwadza neruoko.
Spring 2015.
Buddy wangu Bomzh Albert akapfeka mumhizha yemvura. Mumbiru, iyo Imperi. Pamakumbo eYacht shangu. Mumusoro nemapofu, mutsva wakakuvuka. Inodziya uye yakanaka. Alberta anofanira kunge akanaka - iye esthete.- Makadii? - Ndinoti.
Albert kilves kofi, inotarisa kumeso kwangu uye nods:
- Zvakanaka, asi ndaizoenda nehafu kure pazasi!
- Chii chakaderera?
- Lipstick pahafu pazasi. Uye kwete muorenji, asi mutsvuku.
Ndakaenda kune imwe nyowani.
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Bomge Albert akatanga kutarisa mutengesi kubva kumiriwo. Kuti babamu richaenda, ichaita chimiro chandaikanganisa pamusuwo ndokuenda kuSolarium zvachose.
"Tatiana petrovna," Albert anokakavara, "kazhinji, ndinonzwa zvakanaka. Anoti ndinotaridzika mudiki, uye nguva dzose pa "iwe".
- Zvakafanana sei?
- "Jaya! Unondisema zvisina kuchena! ".
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Mhanya nhasi mupaki. Mumakiromita echitatu, ini ndinoona - kune tende tete, iyo yakapwanya moss uye inorira. Kune makanda anorembera kutenderedza: madhiri akasvibira, pane rowan Tsvuku, uye pasi inogara vasina pekugara Albert uye marai mamwe mavara.
- Ah, - Puff, - Kutama kune zvakasikwa?
"Varere," anoona ruoko rwake, nekuti anodanidzira. - Chaizvoizvo hapana chekupfeka! Mune vanhu vanobuda chero chinhu! Farai! Ini ndichauya gore rapfuura!
Zhizha 2015.
BOMGE ALBERT nhasi muPanama, Flip-Flops uye jasi pane muviri usina kupfeka.
- Ndiri kutaura kuti hi. - mhepo yekugezera?
- Nei Mhepo! - Swambira majasi, uye kuomesa pasi payo. - Ndiri kuenda kunotora tsime!
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Bums Albert mumumvuri weDomes uye dema Jeeps Spoon anodya watermelon. Juice anodonha pane panties, pane tie, pachiso chechipfambi chiri mumagazini "Flirt". Mumwe waHehemishe yeMuterlon anodyiwa, kushungurudzika kunyevere pasi, uye vanozvipfuura vanokanda mucheka kukanda trifle ipapo.
- Sevha Boh, Sevha Boh, - Albert Squals, - Zvazvino muIAIN INandinondipambadza, izuva nhasi!
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- Inyika ipi yavakafamba-famba! Humambo hwakadii! - Bummy Albert inokura, inofambisa zvigunwe zvake mune shangu neyekuchinjika mhino. - ndedzipi nguva! Peari! Peach!
"Iwe waizoendeswa kuColony-pekugara muUmambo uhwu, apa iwe nemapende," anokwira kumusoro.
- Madame, iwe uri muranda wechido paEssera. Uye ini ndakasununguka, ndine urombo AUSTro-Hungary!
Mune lacquer yekuparadzanisa kupaza mazana mashanu uye mangwanani yaive yatove.
Autumn 2015.
Bomzh Albert, yakaonda connoisseur yeakanaka, akaona chisinganzwisisike chishandiso chechipikiri.
- E * lo bhuruu, asi ne manicure! -Kubviswa pamusoro pake kubva paddle shamwari yakadzima.
Albert, kuenderera mberi kucheka:
- kusiyanisa zvigadziriso zvemagetsi.
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Bomge Albert akaisa paUShanka, akachinja ma shizha ezhizha pane nguva yechando uye anonhuwirira mhou. Nemhando, sock yasvika kubva kuMesozoic.
- Steep sokisi!
"Kutonhorera," Albert noss. - zvichiri baba. Uye zvino baba pakumira "preobrazhensky cemetery". Saka kuruboshwe pasina masokisi!
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Bomge Albert muFURS uye Woolen Scarf zvinwiwa tii, vachiramba chigunwe chigunwe chidiki chigunwe. Pakatarisana naye nemutsara wetsiva, iyo curves, isina kupfeka uye yakangodhakwa.
- zvakanaka! - Albert anovanyima ivo munzira yavo.
- Chii chakanaka?
- "chando-voivode writh! Kupfuura yako! " Tsvarakadenga, tarira! ..
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