Kuve nekupa mwana kuchikoro, iwe unofunga "zvakanaka, hapana kutaridzika, kunyangwe kuchave kwakachengeteka." Uye ipapo iwe unoyeuka yako yekuzvidza mukati memadziro enzvimbo ino inokudzwa uye ita kuti inzwe. Uye, zvakanyanya kukosha, zvese iwe pachako.
#Poshi
Kuruboshwe kugeza chemalabinet. Yakagoverwa churu yakachena. Maawa maviri akamira misoro nepahwindo. Odnoklassnik hapana chinhu, uye ini ndakave nekaresngit kwemwedzi.# 2.
Mumwe akati, "Kwete kuzununguka, benzi, iro bertet munyu." Wechipiri unogumburwa nebenzi. Zvakanaka, ivo vakaunganidza zvigunwe kubva pasi, vakaburukira pasi, vanonzi ambulensi. Uye ropa rakanganwa kukwira, chokwadi. Chemicali? Maitiro akaparadzirwa. Zvese.
# 3.
Isu takadzingwa pakushandurwa kubva kukirasi kuenda kuViunganature. Uye ini ndanga ndiri bereech, uye ndakanga ndisingade kumira nekirasi mukorasi. Zvakavanzika pasi pesedhesiki. Uye zvakangoitika kuti wai wandei wai wandei aidaiwo. Ini, ndakaburitsa bhuku ndikaverenga, uye ndakapinda muhwindo rimwe chete rakavhurika, ndakapfuura panze pamativi, vakapinda mune imwe, uye takafamba shanduko yose iyi shanduko.#four
Mumwe mudzidzi wepamusoro chikoro kamwe neimwe nzira isina kuremekedzwa kumusikana wangu. Isu taive shamwari shanu, uye pakanga pasina hupenyu gare gare. Tsamba zhinji dzakashanduka dzisingaverengeki mumba yekudyira pamwe naye pedyo uye kamwe kamwe kwakanatswa. Saka mushure memwedzi mitanhatu, mumakore matanhatu, vakamutarisa zvakanyanyisa, uye pamberi pevasikana vadiki, akatanga kuvanza kuseri kwemusana wake.
#shanu
Kuyamwa mu "Republic of the Skid" iyo bhodhi inogona kuvezwa nesipo, uye ipapo chaki pairi hachinyore. Kugezwa. Saka iwe unofungei? Vatatu vanodzora zvinoenderana nebhuku remabhuku mumutsara, kusvikira board zvishoma zvishoma nezvishoma. Asi zvakashata yaive iyo sipo, zvirokwazvo, yakawira pasi. Mukirasi yedu - maburi maviri, mukufananidza - concussion, pakirasi mukuru pane mumwe murume akatyora chigunwe chake. Zvisinei, zvakanyanyadzwa, izvo zvazvinonhuruka, izvo zvipemberi zvaive zvisina kunyanya kutsvaga.# 6.
Vaviri veedu vakachenjera vakacheneka nyundo pane zvakanyorwa uye vakaronga duel mudororor. Mhoro, zvirinani kuti, uye girazi rakaputsika rakabhururuka nemusikana mumutsipa wake, iye wakabva wasungwa.
# 7.
Mune fizikisi, kuyedza nemagetsi kwakaitwa, saka imwe, yakazoitika, yakaunza tambo yekuwedzera uye plug kubva kumba. Nyatso plug yaive yakajaira, yakabatana nekuedzwa panzvimbo yebhatiri kusvika pamakumi maviri nemasere. Kunyangwe bato rakacheka, mukati!#sere
Ndakambopukunyuka padanda, ndakavhurwa, tsvuku. Ini ndaida zvishoma, uye ndoona zvinoitika. Uye akadururwa nenyika, pamwe. Nekuda kweizvozvo, yaive panzvimbo yebasa muchengeteko yemauto. Uye maziso akatsvuka muvasikana vese.
#pfumbamwe
Tine mbudzi imwe yakapera mukusona muchina wechidimbu chemumwe musikana. Ini ndaifanira kutapudza mapfupi.# 10
Chikoro ichi chaive chembere, uye kunze kwechivako kubva pauriri hwechitatu hwakadzika pasi pechiteshi chetambo chine zviteshi. Munguva yechando, chokwadika, haana kutungamira chero kupi. Uye akashungurudzika zvakanyanya. Saka takatasva pazvipfupiso. Sezvo machira ari munzvimbo dzawo akasara - ini handizive. Uye kumusoro kwakakwira, kunamatira kune runotwirwa.
#gumi neimwe
Maviri matanhatu echitanhatu akanhonga kiyi yekiyi. Chikoro chemutemo, denga rakatsetseka. Nenguva isipi pakanga paine dzimbahwe uye mavhiri artillery akananga kune vavakidzani, chikoro chemuvengi. Sezvo tarissi yemhuka yakaramba yakakiiwa, kuti iwane iyo sosi yechipfuva haina kugona kure, uye magirazi anochinja chikoro chevavengi vakatambudzwa.# 12
Rimwe zuva, ma gradder matatu akasara kuti aenderane nehofisi yebhizimusi uye akawana murabhoritari asina kuvhurwa. Pamwe kunyange bhakiti recocaine raizove nemhedzisiro midiki. Paive neHerbariums, vakaunganidzwa nevadzidzi vehondo muAbkhazia neMoldova, vakafukidzwa nemazamu emakonzo, emakonzo ekonzo nemabhokisi emabhokisi, muunganidzwa wemahwanda uye mapfudzi, ini handisi kuseka, tinsels ine mafossil. Uye kutsvedza girazi paine zvimwe zvirimwa zvakaomeswa. Biological studio, mushure memaawa mashoma, ichimhanya muhofisi, yakarongwa, chokwadika, chinhu chinotyisa. Iyo inotevera American Ethologist, ramangwana reSiberian anthropologist uye ramangwana reIsrael masvomhu rakamira rakatsvuka, asi havana kupfidza masekondi. Ramangwana ethologist, sezvazvakazoitika, vakaziva kuzadza muhomwe yake yevaBeloni. Uye nenzira kwayo. Pakupera kwekota, iyo bioharder zvese zviri mukati meiyo laba kurira.
Chinyorwa chakanyatsogadzirirwa ASYA Mikheev
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