Chii, kana iwe usingakwanise kuenda kune imwe subwy, uye kune mumwe musina kuvhiringidza muzzle akatora nzvimbo mbiri idzi kamwechete, uyezve nzvimbo nhatu? Ini ndinofunga iye angangodaro nepfungwa, iyo mockery mapikicha mumasangano emagariro akarara neHashtag "# yegwenzi"?
Fu saka iva. Anogona kunge aine chikonzero chakakodzera chekuti haagoni kushandura mabvi ake ari pedyo kupfuura hafu yemamita.Anozvara
Unoyeuka kuti chii chakaitwa nacho? Pano. Zviri pachena kuti inogona kungobereka murume kubva kune mutorwa chete, uye neyakaipisisa kutsvaga rubatsiro rwekurapa, iyo FSB inokupa iwe kuti uedze. Izvo zvinodikanwa kuti utsungirire pakabata muSubway, uye tariro yekuti bhegi rakaisa mazai chaiwo anofukidza crotch. Uye, kunyanya kukosha, kunyarara, kuitira kuti kana kurira kana kufamba kwechiso hakusi kwekuzviburitsa. Iwe unofungidzira kuti zvakaoma sei? Ndinonzwira tsitsi mumwe murombo.
Haagone kugara pane papa
Isu hatisi vanachiremba, isu hatinyatso kuziva kuti kushungurudzika kunoita kuti zvisakwanise kugara pamatanga uye kunoita kuti isimbe ne torso kuitira kuti udzivise pasi kumashure, asi mune zvakanyatsoomera mabvi padyo ne imwe neimwe.Ane katsi isingaoneki pakati pemabvi
Saka kana murume achichinja mabvi ake, anobva apwanya kana kufukudza katsi. Uye ndiani anoita izvi nekati nokunaka? Zvisikwa zvisina moyo chete. Kwete iye. Haana kudaro.
Akazvimba vatsvene
Zvimwe mumwe munhu akauya kwaari. Kana kurova. Kana zvishoma. Mupfungwa, iyo tembatya yakarumwa. Kana kukwira zvakare. Paive nenyaya yakadaro yemakore akati wandei apfuura: Murume akadhakwa akakwanisa kupinza zvese, achiedza kudzora chitima paanoenda, asi kwete gandira, asi pakutanga magonhi ekunze kunze. Uye kuvarega mu scatleton. Nekudaro, pamwe, pane zvese zvese ndezvebhuruu, zvinotyisa, zvakarasika kuti zvishandurwe uye hazvigoneke kuti uzive kuti chiuno.Akapa mhiko dzvene
Mumamiriro ezvinhu akaoma, kuziva nyaya dzinoshamisa kwazvo, uye munhu anogona kunetseka kuvimbisa Mwari kuti aite chimwe chinhu chisingazivikanwe: "Ini ndinopika kuti muhupenyu hwozozosvikirwa nenyama, kana ini ndangowana ini chete mune iyi taga! "Ini ndinovimbisa kusamboti maneji kana ndikakwanisa kupfuma kubva kuCorpse yakawanikwa neni muhotera" kana "Ini ndinopa mhiko dzekuti dzisiri pasi kupfuura hafu yemamita, kana ndikararama mushure mekusarudzwa uku." Iwe uchafungidzira here zvekufamba nemhiko yakadaro, EH?
Vakatora nzvimbo kune shamwari dzake dzekufungidzira
Achiri kunyatsodedera kuna iye ega mishonga yekumanikidza vaitamba naye kuchikoro, vakaenda kumapati ake pachikoro. Uye kusava nemweya zvese izvi kudedera hazvigovani zvekuita. Usatsanangure neakapoteredzwa: "Kune imwe yeyeye-eyed mike, shamwari yangu yepamoyo!"Anoda kunzwa mabvi anodziya evavakidzani
Uye fungidzira, kana ane shamwari dzekufungidzira, uyezve hapana, uye iwe unofanirwa kutsvaga mukana chero upi kunzwa kudziya kwevanhu? Mune ino kesi, zvechokwadi, anozokohwa, kudyara panzvimbo yemahara pakati peBusy: Uyu ndiwo chete mukana wekunzwa kana asiri elbow, saka kunyange kutsigira mabvi. Mabvi maviri. Kunyaradza kusanyaradza.
Kutya kuwira pasi
Vanhu vane zvigadzirwa zvinoshamisa, uye hupenyu hwehukadzi hachiwanikwe munhu wese. Kamwe kamwe, nezve murombo hapana munhu wekutarisira, asi kuti arege kuenda kumba haakwanise? Ipapo anofanira kushivirira nekutya kompanyiti, uye kutya kweboka revanhu, uye phobia yakaonekwa paakanga ari chidiki, akamira pamakumbo ake, uye nekukurumidza kumira pasi. Kazhinji, inobata sezvazvinogona. Mune zvese pfungwa.