Wese munhu anoziva kuti vakomana chaiye havatambe, usacheme uye usazekeke. Valy vakomana vanotungamira porsche nemumwe kuruboshwe, kumbundira kurudyi kwemumwe munhu uye panguva imwechete kuwana mari nezwi rinonakidza. Pops yavo yakasimba se walnut Krakatuk, iyo inonamatira, uye havatyi chero chinhu.
Zvinenge nzira iyi inoratidzwa nevarume chaivo mumabhaisikopo anokanda Hollywood, Bolivood, uye vakasara vehuni dzepamberi kuti vhara uropi husina kusarudzika. Muchokwadi, murume, chokwadika, kutya. Kubva ku "Amai vachapisa" ku "Nei Uchienda?". Ne pily blackmail, chiokomuhomwe uye marara masere eChivas Rigala, Pics akaunganidza kusarudzika kwakazara kwekutya kwevanhu.
Husiku hwekutanga. "Ziso reziso, zino, chibage, bikini zone, moyo." Mune mamwe mazwi - kutya kwevanachiremba.
Iye murume wesumo eVulgaria anokwezva navanachiremba chete mushure mekuona mugero wakajeka, uye pakupera kwake kureba kwekureurura kuchena. Izvo zvinoti zvese. Pakati peimwe nguva yaanonwa, inodya, kunyepa, kutya ... haina kupwanya zvakadaro. Rip.
Iyo Nightmare ndeye yechipiri. "Handidi kuroora, saka viktor petrovich haina kuroora kubva kumari."
Kuti uwane chinyorwa chine musoro, icho kubva kuViktor petrovich kwemakore akatove gumi sezvo jecha nhema uye ane densis, furuculosis uye mhino inomhanya, murume haaite. Murume haafariri kuroora iye. Kutanga, inodhura, yechipiri haumbofi waziva kuti ichakura mumukadzi wake. Ini ndakatora isina kusimba nymph nezwi rekunyora, uye ini ndaifanira kuseta neyadarika ndidzo ndedzemi mazviri pachena uye zvido zvakafanana.
Nightmare yechitatu. "Gerontology. Kune hupenyu here mushure memakumi matatu nemakumi mana, makumi mashanu, matanhatu - hongu zvauri kutaura nezvazvo? ". Kungotya kukwegura.
Funga, izvi zviri pamberi pekare zera nemabhoti anoenda? Ehe, yakanyorwa. "Doo, vanotaura nemanzwi ekutuma kwemurume, saJack NICHOLLSON anogadzira zvikuru, uye clint yedu inofungisisa, doooo." Uye ivo vamene vakamanikidzwa nemuchindwe muchindwe cheSilvio Berlusconi, uye, vachirasikirwa nema svutugadzike, vanomhanya naye kune vakanaka nemashoko anoti "zvandiri pazera rake - chete zvakadaro!"
Kwechina Husiku. "Tagaianka, ini ndiri wekusagadzikana wako."
Sezvo munguva yedu iyo migodhi yemammom uye inowana mari dzimwe nguva inosanganisirwa neyekuparadzwa kwekodhi yematsotsi uye kunyange bumbiro pamwe neyekuvimbisa, ipapo njodzi imwe neimwe ine njodzi. Zvichida izvi zvinotsanangurwa, pakutanga kutarisa, chose chingangoita, chishuwo chevarume kuti vateerere kuKarson uye vatarise, semuenzaniso, "brigade-2, mugari" mugari wenhaka.
Chishanu Nightmare. "
strong>Sei - Nafig? " Kana mararamiro kana ukasateedzera zvese.
Iyo Nightmare ine mavambo kubva panguva yeiyo primitive system. Nenzira ipi neipi, vanhurume varume vanofanira kuonekwa, vakateerera uye zvakanyanya pamusoro. Zvikasadaro, munhu anooma, ane hanya, anotsemura padyo uye anoguma nemhedzisiro yacho. Unoida here?
Kuongorora kwechitanhatu. "Uye iwe une chena yese chena" kana kunyadziswa paruzhinji.
Varume vakarongedzwa zvakanyanya kuti zvinotyisa kwazvo kugara mudhisheni kupfuura vakadzi. Ivo vanotya kukanganwa mazwi ehuremu pamusangano, iwo mymn pane vateereri kana mazwi "iye ezvinyengero", akadaro nemudiwa wake. Saizvozvo, tinogona kugumisa kuti zvirevo nezve dova raMwari hwakauya nevakadzi.
Nightmare yechinomwe. "French anny mhino."
Hongu hongu. Varume vanotyawo kurwara nezvirwere zvinonakidza. Uye taura neiyi dingindira iri rinomiririra, kubva pamakore kubva pagumi muchivanze, "vakomana vakuru vakaudza." Saka, mumwe mukomana mukuru akataura kuti anopinda pachena sei kuti iregera munzvimbo dzevaridzi, achipfuura basa rekukurumidza muhondo, panguva yemacheki ematafura emubhedha. Major, avo vaida kutaura vindeyevato, vakavhura tafura yake yemubhedha uye godo, shanje, zvimedu uye masvosve matsvuku, akadaidzira kuti: "O, gonococci!"
Hope dzisingaperi. "Polestoy" kana "asi ndiani anozvida zvachose, iyi viagra."
Kana, Mwari achirambidza, mumwe munhu achataura zvakaipa izvi zvinouraya, varume vapfumi gumi vanogogodza patafura, vasingabvumirwe, vachitenderedza maonde. pane mumwe munhu babam. .
Wepfumbamwe husiku. "Skeleton mumachira."
Vakadzi, rangarira, vanorwira zvese. Nekuda kwezvikonzero zvakasiyana, asi zvakadaro. Kana iwe uchinzwa zvakanaka mumurume, inogona kuwanikwa mazviri: snack, pack yemakondomu, kuda katsi, mufananidzo weSasha grey kana yechipiri foni. Vimba, sezvavanotaura, asi tarisa. Kazhinji, varume - avo vachiri zvipfupi. Asi ivo vakafanana nevanhu, uye kwete pamauto epanyika. Uye, nenzira, iyo hope dziri pamusoro apa dzakashata. Nyowani inotyisa yakaudza mutero wedu. Akajekesa zvakanyanya, akapeta maoko ake padumbu rake, akafukidzwa nedumbu rakareba rakafanana nevasungwa rinoputika, uye rakazungunuka:
