Nyika yose yakapfekedzwa nevanori. Ah, sangano rakavanzika remweya! Ah, kudikanwa kwekusurukirwa uye kufungisisa! Ah, hupfu hwekushamwaridzana! Muchokwadi, nyika yakatengwa pane inodhura matani emisantrapov. Kana mumwe munhu ari chaiko achitambura, anowedzera.
1. Wako anoshanda mumusoro. Nguva dzose. "Gara" ndakatanga pawakachinjira kuDhipatimendi iri uye uchangotaurirana zvishoma naye, zvekuti dude zorora.
2. Paunofanirwa kuchema mu vest, zviri nani kuti aya marara mazhinji ave ari zvakanyanya. Kanenge katatu. Uye hapana chakanyatsosetsera, iwe hausi kungobvarura uye mauri manzwiro mazhinji.
3. Shamwari yako yepamoyo inobvuma kuti nguva nenguva inoda kukupfura iwe nekuda kwetsika yako, bata iyo inopindirana yeiyo sleeve.
4. Paunouya kumba, ugodururira waini uye uzororwazve kugadzikana muchigaro, uchiverenga zvishoma, imba yako inotaura kuti haana nemood yemitambo.
5. Iwe unogara uchifunga kuti iwe unofanirwa kunzwa kunyara kana kunyara nekuda kwekuti ivo havana hanya kuve muchirimo.
6. Kana mumwe munhu akapa kushandisa mari dzakadzikama, iwe unofara kuita nziyo dzakanyarara. Matatu kana mana akanyarara makomputa ehusiku.
7. Kana iwe ukatora izwi pane glider, munhu wese anotanga kuShinhik uye dhirowa iyo inokwevera mumativi, sekunge kupaza kwakaitika.
8. Vanobatana navo pakuputa pakutaridzika kwako kamwe kamwe rangarira kuti zvinodikanwa kuti uite kufona kwekukurumidzira.
9. Inzwi rako rinonzi zvisina kunaka, kunyangwe zvakajairika. Inzwi rakajairika remurume anofarira murume.
10. Munguva yekudya kwemasikati, iwe uri kurondedzera kugeza kuti iwe uri kugogodza ndiro pasi. Uye hapana munhu, kazhinji, haashamiswi.
11. Iwe ndiwe chete vhoti yebasa reboka mukamuri rimwe, harina kukamuraniswa mune idzi dzinotyisa sulk emafluxs.
12. Kuzivikanwa kwebato remunhu ibasa rakaipa kana shamwari dzako dzaifunga kukufonera kubva kumapato anonyadziswa. Iwe unorara sei? - Vanogara vashamisika.
13. Dzimwe nguva iwe unotenga magirazi kuitira kuti uenderane ne stereotypes uye utaridze smart, seese aya anopindira.
14. Chete newe hukama hunotanga neshoko rinoti "Pakupedzisira, pane, ndiani wokutaura naye" uye kupedzisa mutsara "Ini handigoni kuisa izwi!"
15. Iwe unobhadhara yakawanda yemagetsi, nekuti iwe haugone kurara wega uye panogara uchimanikidzwa ku tv.
16. Paunorefonera iwe wega mutambi akanaka mutambi, vaunoshanda navo kuchinjanisa kunyemwerera. Uye iye, mumusoro pamisoro, zvakare.