Sezvavanotaura, hapana vanhu vakagwinya - hapana chinosimbiswa. Naizvozvo, pics yakaedza kubva mumibvunzo gumi inokubatsira iwe kuti unzwisise chimiro chehurongwa hwako hwepfungwa. Zvakanaka, neimwe nzira yatove yakaumbururwa, kana kuti mamiriro aya.
Kuzvi kuwedzera kuhutano!1. Iwe unoziva pfungwa ye meteo-kuvimba?
Uku ndiko kunakidza kwakanyanya kuvimba kwangu
Ndiri kutambudzika kwazvo kana kutonhora uye ndichirovera mhepo yakasimba
Ndine pano, unoona, hapana windows
Kuuraya vanhu vakanaka mumvura inonaya
2. Iwe une shamwari zhinji here?
Uye vakafa vanoonekwa?Ini ndiri munhu anozivikanwa kwazvo
Shamwari dzinogona kunge dzisiri dzakawanda, dzinoverengeka chete dzepedyo
Ndine katsi, izvi zvakaringana
3. Unonwa yakawanda here?
Uye unodururira?
Doro rinoshandura munhu mumombe. Mhinduro yacho yakajeka?
Zvinoenderana nezvei
Isina kubudirira kuyedza kuzadzisa iyo yechipiri nhanho yechidhakwa
4. Chii chinogumbura zvese zvese?
Kuyedza kudzikisira rusununguko rwanguCoils pane zvipfeko
Banga nguva dzese dzinoenda kumwe kunhu!
Ini handisi kutsamwisa hapana, kudzikama kwangu hakuna kusaremara, sedombo
5. Zvakanaka, bvunza kurudyi. Ndiani anokutsamwisa zvakanyanya?
Ndine urombo!
Bvisa vanhu vasingade kundinamata!
Vanhu vanobvunza mibvunzo yeupenzi. Hints inonzwisisika?
Hapana anonditsamwisa, madam !!!
6. Iwe une maitiro anoshamisa ezvekudya here?
Ini ndinodya matombo. Usadya, chokwadi, asi iwe waida kuzvinzwa?Ne hangover, ini ndinodya zvese zvisina kupindirwa
Ini ndinoda kugadzira cucumbers mune cherry jam
Kuve miriwo emiriwo haasi kushamisika
7. Iwe une phobias here?
Spider haatyi kwete
Ini handibude muropa
Sarudza kuunganidzwa. Vamwe phobias, hongu, kwete zvangu
Iwe unoziva here kuti haatombobata sei waini-vodka usati wavhara?
8. Ndeapi mamiriro ezvinhu anogona kuita kuti ubate psychiatrist chiremba?
Hapana munhu uye hapana chinogona kundiita kuti ndiite chimwe chinhu, yeuka!Kurasikirwa kwebasa, mhuri kana kushungurudzika kufa kweinodiwa hamster
Mamiriro ezvinhu andiri kunyepa muchigaro aine jongwe, uye chiremba wepfungwa zvinonyadzisa zvipikiri
Chii izvozvi?
9. Wanga uine mumwe munhu akarova munhu here?
Katsi chete. Ma sneakers pane papa. Ah, zvaityisa.
Moddeobo ane hushamwari hushamwari hahuna kutariswa, ndinovimba?
Kwete, ndinoda kunyadzisa vanhu nemazwi
Uyu ndiwo mubvunzo wakawandisa.
10. Fungidzira kuti ndimi Ishe wenyika. Chido chako chekutanga ...
Rega vanhu vese vakanaka vanouraya zvakaipa zvese
Steak neropa uye whiskey. Mafaro anofanira kutambanudzwa
Pakukura kwechipikiri paMizinz uye vachivatora munzeve - pfuti.
Uye ngatimutsidzei kuudzwa kutsvene, Huh? Yakanga iri kuseka
Mubvunzo unotevera wakakwana kutanga re-