Nhevedzano dzakafanana ne "shamwari" uye "dzidziso huru yekuputika" ine zvikonzero zvakawanda zvekuzivikanwa, asi imwe yacho haina kujairika inorwadza kune vese vanozivikanwa pakati pevanhu vanogara mukamuri imwe chete. Takabvunza vaverengi vedu kuti tigovere nyaya dzedu dzehupenyu pasi pedenga rimwe nemazamu ari munjodzi kana nevaridzi veimba. Isu tava kuda kuchema!
- Ndiina neni uye mumwe musikana Kwechinguva ndakabvisa galment imwe jaya rinonyudza. Aive netsika isina kunaka yekufamba ichitenderedza imba mune dzimwe pfupi uye nekurehwa. Ini ndaitenda kuti ini ndinofanira kumhanyira kwaari - ndiani angangotadzisa kuwoneka kwekutarisa kune yekune dzimwe nyika? Pane imwe nguva, tsika iyi yakanga ichiramba mukomana wemuvakidzani wedu chaiwo.
- Vavakidzani vaviri vakadya saladhi uye pizza Mumba mangu. Maitiro chaiwo haana kundivhiringidza. Asi ivo vakadya imwe hafu, vakasara kuti vabereki vavo vapemberere zororo. Uye ndakadzidza nezve zvese nehondo payakaoma kubva pasi pomukova weByko.
- Wandinodzidza naye akararama nemuzita omukadzi akapa imba. Yakanga isiri yekudzinga iye, uye akazove akapindwa muropa nezvinodhaka, nguva yese yandakakokwa kuti iende kumusoro. Uye rimwe zuva vanotaura uye vanoti muenzi wake "anofuratira", vanoti, Batsira muviri kuti atsungirire. Musikana akatya uye chii chaive kubviswa kubva ipapo. Akararama pane vasikana. Ipapo munhau ini ndikaona kuti pedyo neimba yekupindwa muropa yakawanikwa mutumbi wechikadzi wakaratidzirwa. Iye aive nechokwadi chekuti uyu ndiye muenzi akadaro. Saka haana kutora zvinhu zvake kubva ipapo, mumaonero angu.
- Hefess, yekare Waggie Chime, Pakutanga pandakandirenda kuti yakakura sei yandakanga ndiri mutorwa uye ini ndinofarira kubika. Ipapo zvakazoitika kuti zvinonhuwira zvangu zvakanamatira. Ipapo akatanga kusvika mukicheni, akapa moto, akazarura mapani ese, akavhara, akawedzera moto uye kuruboshwe. Neni. Ndichakumbira, chikafu changu hachibati zvati "zvechokwadi," uye zvese zvakadzokororwa. Pandakashamisika kuti ndione kuti ndione, ndakatanga kugara mukamuri panguva yekubika. Kamwe soup yangu yakatiza. Pakarepo ndanga ndichiita kuti ndirambidzwa kushandisa chitofu, oveni uye microwave. Uye saka - ita mukicheni zvaunoda, iwe unoda kubika.
- bvisa imwe-kamuri yekuimba Nevasikana vaviri. Vasikana vaive nemabasa. Vatatu vese vaive mamaira akanyanya, asi iyo Ferret yaive neyakawanda maitiro asina kunaka. Semuenzaniso, aigona kudhirowa mari yemari, uye yakaonekwa, hongu, haisisiri pamba. Anondirumawo kurara, shure kweminwe.
- kwete nezve muvakidzani wazvino, Uye nezvemutengi wepamberi pakatangira. Musikana webasa, achichinja tangi munzvimbo inobvisa, yakawana mazviri: seti yeBDSM-matoyi.
- Paaidzidza, aigara mune hostel Nemusikana mumwe mukamuri. Imba yacho idiki, uye yekuponesa nzvimbo yatakatama pamubhedha pamwe chete ndokurara pedyo. Ini ndinomuka ndikanzwisisa kuti muvakidzani anorara chaizvo. Zvinoitika kuti isu tisisiri pamwe chete, uye zvinhu zvinotevera: Akasiya mukomana wake kuti arare asina kudiwa. Mumubhedha wedu chaiwo.
"Muvakidzani wangu ari imba rinobviswa akaenda parwendo rwebhizinesi, uye Amai vakauya kwaari. Ndakashanyira imwe mhando yehama masikati, ndikasvika pakurara kumwanasikana wangu, imba yakanaka ndiyo mbiri-kamuri. Ini ndarara mumba yekurara, mangwana ndichienda kubasa ... Uye mai vake vane chichena chena kupisa! Husiku hwese takataura, kupika uye kurova chigaro chisina chinhu, sekunge mwanasikana wake akagara ipapo. Ndakaita kuti vhudzi rangu mumusoro mangu mumusoro mangu, gonhi reimba yekurara haina kuvhara, chete alarm clock ...
- Ini ndiri miriwo, tinodya chete ndisina nyama. Ehe, yaifanira kugadzirirwa zvakasiyana. Asi zvinoenderana nemaonero evavakidzani, zvigadzirwa nefiriji zvakajairika, uye ini, sezviri pachena, takagadzirira zvinonaka kwazvo. Saka vakadya chikafu changu nekukurumidza kupfuura ini, uye ipapo vakadya cutlet yako, ini ndichiratidza maziso ane nzara, ndikasvinira apuro yakapukunyuka. Uye vaitenda kuti zvese zvaive zvakavimbika, hazvirambidze izvi cutlet.
- Neimwe nzira ini ndairarama muOdnushka neine makore makumi masere nemasere Uye vamwe vaviri vakadzi: akachena munzvimbo yekutenga uye anomirira. Mubatsiri uyu akange ave kuda kunyepa uye haana kuzombogeza kubva kuIzwi "zvachose." Iye aigara mukicheni, akarara ipapo paTachi uye haana kutitendera kudya mukamuri, nekuti kune madziro "anokosha, aakadzidzisa mwanakomana wake waaida, uye Mwari achimurambidza, isu tingadai ndakarwa naye chikafu. Zvaigona chete mukicheni. Ini ndinodzokorora, haana kugeza, uye kunze kwehwindo rakanga riri zhizha rinopisa, uye kunhuhwirira kwevavakidzani vedu vaive vakarongeka. Kamwe chete rumwe rudzi rwevavakidzani vakaiwana kubva muchiratidzo pedyo nekicheni sink ... Mushure meichi chiitiko, isu takangotanga pana yogtts uye mumabhawa.
- muvakidzani mufurati, maviri-metres Bugai, Akaunza "mabhureki" asina kujairika kuKicheni yawo, akavatengesa pakurasikirwa kwakazara kwekuziva, akakunda muhomwe dzavo uye akabviswa zvinyoronyoro kusvika kumamboti. Ini zvakare ndakachenesa muhomwe dzangu kakawanda kakawanda pandakanga ndisiri kushandiswa kuchengeta chero chinhu mu jekete.
- Ini ndauya kuzopinda iyo Institute, vakatora mukamuri kubva kumukadzi wekare panguva yekubvunzwa. Uye chete akabva angoziva kuti Granny uye mwanasikana wake anounganidza uremu hwemuzukuru masere echikuru, anwe uye oshamba. Ndakatya kubata chimwe chinhu mufurati iyo, uye ambuya vaiedzawo kundidzinga, kuvhenekera zvinhu zvinobatsira zvevana vasina mhosva urin.
- Mumwe wevandaigara naye Kiyi yakatwasuka yakatsamwiswa. Aive musikana wepamba, aine makore gumi ekurara, uye hapana ruzha. Aivawo fani ye "twiright" nguva yese yaakateerera kune nziyo kubva ipapo uye nekucheka. Uye "Twilight" yakarongedzwa nefoni kwemaawa akati wandei mumutsara nemukomana wake.
- Isu tiri nemukoma wangu uye maviri majecha Vakapa basa remakamuri maviri-uko baba vevadiwa vakararama mukicheni - Pfungwa dzinotaura. Mubasa redu, pakange paine shanduko mumatanho ake (mumagurovhosi, echisikigo, iye amene anyoremerwa) uye opa chikamu changu, nekuti aigona kutsausa vhiki yevhiki muzuva. Uye kufona "Ambulence" kune kubatwa, nekuti muchipatara chepfungwa hwaakarambwa. Pfungwa yenguva kubva kumurume yakarasika zvachose - panguva matatu mangwanani aigona zita kuhama kana kugogodza pamusuwo. Masvingo ari muchimbuzi aifanira kushambidza nguva dzose, nezvekukuvara kwemabhegi, kunyangwe kutaura hakuna kuenda. Uyezve, akadyara pasipoti pane imwe nzvimbo, chikwereti chakamutora (zviri pamutemo aakakwanisa), uye vakauya kwatiri "tsamba dzomufaro", vanobva vatora vanokweretesa. Iyo Peak yeHoodmare yaive mangwanani patakamuka kubva mumusango wobay uye vakawana yakazara shit yekugezesa.
- Ndiine muvakidzani wangu zvaisakwanisa kupatsanura mabasa. Kazhinji, nenzira chero ipi zvayo, kana nematunhu kana kuchinja. Pandakanga ndambotanga zvishoma zvishoma, akarega kuita chimwe chinhu pamba zvachose. Ini ndaifanira kukura zen uye ndisiri kuita chero chinhu, saka aive akavharika dzimwe nguva akavharwa. Aigonawo kuenda kwevhiki mbiri kuzororo uye kusiya kunyura kweshungu dzake mukunyura. Uye mubvunzo wemari ndewekusafadza zvakanyanya, hongu. Semuenzaniso, pahwaro hwangu, tikashandisa pamwe chete, uye panguva imwe chete vanoramba kuderedzwa pakugadzirisa.
- akabvisa furati pamwe neushamwari shamwari, uyo aisaziva kare. Aida kufamba akatenderedza imba, mai mai vakabereka amai. Kwete kuti inotsamwiswa, asi yaive neimwe nzira inoshamisa.
- Shamwari yaive nenzara ine nzara uye ine usimbe. Dhonza zvese zvaunogona kupisa. Neimwe nzira shamwari yasara mufiriji chete mhando mbiri dzekudya: hanyanisi uye mbichana. Muvakidzani akadya hanyanisi, nekuti hazvidikanwe kuzvibikira.
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