Pane imwe nguva muhupenyu hwako, nguva yacho inouya kana iwe ukawana nharaunda yakapoteredzwa nepepa negwaro: "Mhuri yevaviri, yakachena uye yakanaka, rent imba munzvimbo iyi." Wobva wagara parunhare uye uwane pekugara ...
Zvakanaka, kana zvisiri hope dzako, zvadaro zvakanaka, kushivirira uye metro usiri kure. Matambudziko edzimba anogona kunge akawanda, uye pamwe kuti arege kuva zvachose. Kuwedzera kune imwe: Iyi imba ine tenzi. Uye kana iwe ukatora kiyi kubva pamaoko ake, zvinoita sekunge iwe uchangotora kiyi kubva pamaoko ake. Uye anozviona seinotevera: Iwe unaina mupumburu wekare mumwedzi uzere, uchipfuura nemweya wako makiyi. Uye kurudyi ndizvozvo, uye kwete iwe. Sezvo varidzi vevaridzi vevatariri vakanyatsovhunduka pasi pevanhu, hauzoona chero nyanga kana zvimwe zviratidzo zvezvakaipa zvezvakaipa zvakazara, asi vaongorori vezvakaipa, maererano nezviratidzo zvisina kunanga, vakakwanisa, zvakadaro typology.
Baba Yaga
Uyu mukadzi anosarudzika, asi chaizvo yaga. Inofamba, mapoto anoona zino uye anofungidzirwa. Zvinoratidzika, iwe nemunhu akajairika, asi zvinoita kunge pfambi. Ehe, ane makore makumi matatu emakore anotarisa Sysatmin, pakutanga kutarisa, anotaridzika zvisina mhosva, asi ndiani iwe, pfambi dzinoziva. Uye pamwe uri kupindwa muropa nezvinodhaka? Ndakaona syringes. Saka rudzii rwechiremba? Chiremba - haagoni kupindwa muropa nezvinodhaka here? PaTV yakaratidza kudaro. Zvinoita sekuti, chiremba, uye zvakaipa, Chrome naVicodin vanodya senge caramel. Kana kuti pamwe iwe unowanzova muJudha (Russian, Chizakh, Tatar)! Uye ini, maJuda (chiRussia, maUkraini, Kazakhs, tatars), ona - iwe unongoriwo nemukadzi wekare, usingabhadhare mukadzi asina kunaka, stalin haina.
MVURA
Iye anokomberukwa, hapana munhu anavo. Uye mutarisanwi wakanaka pakuti hapana kwaakapukunyuka. Mvura inowanzorenda dzimba, asi makamuri. Kuisa madhiri echando madhiri ehurukuro isina kugadzikana neyakavharirwa mufurati yeiyo isina kugadzikana, Sidhura yakatengwa pamutengo wakaderera wekubhadhara. Uye zvino, kwenguva yese yechokwadi yechibvumirano chemvura, chinopihwa ne psychoanalyst uyo anobhadharawo nekuteerera kuti mvura inogumburwa sei kuchikoro.
Darth vader.
Inoisa yakanyanya kurongeka uye inoda kuenda kune rima rerima resimba. Makabati haamhanyi, vana havabati, chimbuzi chinogeza musanganiswa, chinogona kukumbirwa chete mumarabhoroni epachivande ePetan, uye hapana vaenzi. Semutemo, zvinoda kubhadharwa kukuru uye huwandu kune gwaro pamazana emapeji, uko masimbi anorayirwa kune rimwe nerimwe reruzi paruranda. Nharembozha, zvisinei, kune vese nhumbi imwe chete - kuurayiwa.
Koschey
Inofarira kupa pamusoro pezvakanaka zvevamwari vakanaka. Ipapo kunouya kuzoshanya kubatsira. Kuunza sherefu uye kunoita kuti chigaro. Inotanga kutevedzera tsika. Anotanga kufambisa nehasha. Uye ipapo iwe unobva usati wasarudza: Ipa kana kusapa. Koschey, semutemo, zvakapesana, chinyararire kusakwanisa, uye handidi kumupa zvachose. Tenda Mwari, munyika yemazuva ano yeSweta Koshcheeva Inhema, Inopfuura Oak, Hare neZai, Ndodaidzwa kuti: "Mhoro, ndiri kuziviswa, ndinoda imba itsva nekukurumidza."
Hektonheyr
Grozny nekuona uye kuseka zvachose mukukosha kwekuve kwake. Mumwe wevana makumi mashanu akaita chisarudzo, vamwe vese vapfumbamwe pfumbamwe vanotanga kusava nechokwadi nezvesarudzo iyi. Uye tora mhinduro idzva. Izvo zvinokonzeresa kukakavara kutsva. Uye saka - zvisingaperi. Natenzi akadaro hazvigoneke kutaurirana chero chinhu. Mitemo yese inoshanduka kazana-kanzhanje kusvika pazuva - nekuda kweizvozvo nezuro zvaive muhurongwa hwezvinhu, nhasi vanodzingwa pausiku hwechando nezvinhu nekukurumidza. Asi iwe unogona kupinda mumusoro wakanaka uye utore mutengo kwemwedzi unotevera. Izvo zvichashanda, zvakakura, kamwe, asi pane chimwe chinhu.
Loki.
Mazuva ekutanga iwe waunofunga kuti une rombo rakanaka. Kufara, kutonhorera, mudiki, joyi anonakidza anotaurira. Uye anobva akukoka iwe kuti urege kuenda kune imwe nzvimbo, uye iwe enda, nekuti chibayiro chidiki kwazvo paatari yehukama hwakanaka nemuridzi wefurati. Zvakanaka, hongu, kurira, vazhinji vakadhakwa, asi kamwechete - kwete kutyisa ... imwe? Hongu izvozvi. Mushure mevhiki, mapato anozoitirwa iwe, kunyanya mumazuva iwayo apo njodzi ichipwanya zvirongwa zvako. Uye mwedzi gare gare pane kunzwa kuti muridzi haana kutamira chero - kazhinji anogara ari husiku. Uye iwe, ubhadhare kuti ugare pano wega, pane imwe - neimwe nzira hazvimukire ruoko rwekudzinga muridzi kubva kuimba yako pachako, kunyangwe achikambaira mukoridho panguva yemangwanani, achisiya nyowani nzira.
Kutenderedza knight
Izvo zvinoverengerwa pakarepo pane yekare Soviet fenicha, haina kubva mukamuri, asi kubva kumarara ebindu rekudyidzana nebindu. Tafura iri mukicheni iri pamakumbo mana, imwe iri bhokisi, pasi pechipiri - bhuku rekusimba, uye kwechitatu uye chechina uye chechina kana china kuti vafadze vaKababhi veVaSyarybo uye villabajio musha pamwe chete. Kana iwe ukakoka mweya wakanaka wemusikana mukamuri yakadaro, ipapo kechipiri ichaunza fodya, makondomu uye borsch uye kubhadhara tekisi ndega. Izvi zvakanakira, zvirokwazvo, asi kwechinguva - uyu muridzi anogeza chaizvo mwedzi wemaminitsi mashanu anononoka pakubhadhara.
Mommy vampire
Ari kunyadzisa mubasa rekutanga, saka anokugamuchira. Zvakadiniko, kazhinji, pakutanga hazvina kushata. Hapazovi nemutengo wekumutsa mutengo, nekuda kweiyo banga parwizi runomhanyisa, hazvizoshevedza, kuchengetedza kunojekeswa. Patties. Uye ipapo iwe unononoka. Asi pane imwe nguva achanzwa kuti haufarire kuda mukaka zvakakwana, uye kutanga kutambudzika. Uye uwane mhosva. Uye, zvakanyanya kukosha, kudzora, nehunyanzvi kunonyepedzera kuve kwakapinda nyaya yacho: "Zvese zvakarongeka, vana, iwe fuck, ndiri pane wechipiri, hovha chete dzichatora." Ehe, iwe une kodzero yekuenda kune yako pachako nzvimbo. Ehe, iwe unomubhadhara kune imwe furati, uye hapana chimwezve chinodiwa, iwe une hukama hwakanaka hwebhizimusi. Hapana matambudziko. Asi nei uchidzokorora usina ngowani?
Munhu
Iyi inzvimbo yemuridzi wemba uyo anokushuvira kugara zvakanaka uye anonyangarika, kufunga chete kana iwe uchiverenga naye. Nemunhu, iwe unogona kubvumirana nekugadziriswa kwe rendi uye kumbira kunonoka kwemavhiki mashoma paminiti yenhamo. Haana kukwira mauri mumweya uye haauye pamatanhatu mangwanani asina yambiro kuti atarise kana iwe uri muchivande mumba yekutandarira aquarium ine hippos. Nehurombo, mukusiyana nevakapfuura, munhu anokatyamadza.
