# Prokino. "Jungle Bhuku": Mowgli Inokanganisa Kurova kutsva

Mumwe mutariri akaenda kumafirimu, akawira muhudiki uye aisakwanisa kushanda zvakanyanya, asi anoda kumhanya nesango mune tsanga dzakatsvuka. Saka usaende ku bhaisikopo pa "jungle bhuku", uye zviri nani kuverenga kutendeuka kwedu. Uyezve zvakare muudiki zvakare, ndiani achakubvisa kubva ikoko?

Chinhu chekutanga icho chinonyorwa zvinotaurwa nevatongi: Mowgli mune tsanga dzakatsvuka. Anomhanya mavari kuburikidza nesango, achitarisa kubata-kumusoro kwevadiki vake. Isu tinoziva kuronga zvakanaka uye kusanetseka kuti Mowgli, tinonetsekana nemabhurugwa.

Kutanga, mwana weSoviet ari mukati medu haabvumirane kuti vatsvuka. Chipiri, kupi, kupi, kupi, uku kuripiko, kwakachena, kwakachena, kwakashamisa mukomana weIndia kwakatora musango. "Kubva kuAmerican Cartoon," anoongorora ane ruzivo anozvikonzera uye anodzora kwenguva pfupi.

Bigira, uyo, murume (hongu, hongu, zvakadai kuti isu taizodaro, zvimwe, asi, Dias, anogamuchirwa kudzidzisa mowgli yehupenyu uye kukanda pamwero wehumhi, nekuti akatora mapere. Bagira ane zviri pachena kusada kwevanhu, saka haanyatsoda kuona zviri pachena: Mowgli - murume uye kuzvibata zvakandiitira.

Ehe, takawana uye zvakadaro muInternet. "Sei Katzman akatumidza Juya kuti muJudha," Iye murume akanaka, uye asina muJudha. "

Isu tinobva taburitswa kukanzuru yedare rekuremekedza. Pane dombo reDare, mune yekare kuchenjera Alala, mapere anoyerera achitenderera, zvese zvinotarisirwa. Mhumhi choir inotaura mutemo wejungle. Mwana weSoviet ari kupururudza mukati uye akapunzika, nekuti panzvimbo ye "isu tine ropa rimwe, iwe neni" tinonzwa mukurukuri ane kuunganidzwa.

Pakarepo kusanaya kwacho kwasvika, dombo remwenje rinoonekwa kubva parwizi, uye munhu wese ari kumba kune zvikwangwani. Varombo vane hurema, zvichienderana nehumhi hwemhumhi, mowgli ichikurukura zvese nekuzevezera. Uye tongera mhosva - yehunyengeri hwevanhu. Ehe, ivo varipo musango zvese rusungwa, vakangoerekana vaziva mwana weSoviet mukati memunhu ane ruzivo. Muongorori anopa.

Kamwe kamwe munhu wese anetsekana. Aquel anonetsekana zvakare, anoda mowgli arege kuvanda shure kwake, uye Sherana anoratidzwa kwatiri. Sherhan ndiyo yakajairika bollywood villain-raja, iyo ingori mimi. Ehe, iye anoda mowgli kuvhundutsa uye kutyisidzira kuti izvi kuuraya hafu yemakwai. Zvakanaka, sekutyisidzira - zvinyoro-nyoro mumhando yechikepe cheChicago.

Mwana weSoviet ari mukati haana kusiya kuedza kutsvaga pane screen Shkala, avo vaisvika mumitemo yose yechikepe, asi mwana weShkal Tobney haana kupfuura, uye mwana weSoviet ndeechinguva uye akasurukirwa.

Kusanaya kwemvura kunopera, paki iri kunetseka, uye pakupedzisira, zvese - kunyanya bagir kubvisa munhu akanaka kuvanhu, kuti sherch isingamuuraye, kwete hafu yeboka. Baghir Aim, chaizvo, uye anotungamira.

Isu tinopihwa kadiki kadiki kaDisney Cartoon, takachena kuti nostalgia: Mowgli anofunga kuti ndiani wekuenda kwaari kuti arege kugara musango. Asi pano, hongu, zvakare kamwe kamwe. Ehe, Sherhan.

"Ini ndinodzima, hapana chinhu ... icho chiri: mhanya, mowgli, mhanya!" Anodaro Bigira, uye mowgli anomhanya musanganiswa nemakwenzi. "Hmm," anodaro mwana weSoviet mukati, achitarisa kuHer Sherhan akatsamwa. "Haazi tiger neaya mabofa aya here?" Asi pane iyo skrini chete mowgli, nepo asingabve kubva kune yakaipa Riji.

Ipapo Sherhan anoenda kudombo reDare remakurukota, anouraya Aquel uye anogamuchirwa kunyengedza mhumhi yevazhinji vechidiki. Izvi ndezvekuti kwete kana zvisina musoro mupfungwa, asi iye anonyanya kuoneka, ane pedofil. Uye saka, anotsanangura kudaro, zvichave, mangwanani acho asingaonekwe uye asingaregi kuti azviuraye. Nekuti.

Mowgli, Panguva ino, inowira mune yakasarudzika sango uye inotanga kudzungaira pavari mukuvimba kwakazara kuti iye zvino achawana baggi. Kunyangwe iyo bagiir yakajeka yakajekesa zvakajeka zvaanofunga kuona Mowgli chete kubva kure uye mumusha wevanhu. Mune mamwe musango kune mowgli anotanga kuPetesa Kaa. Iye mukadzi. Uye yakaipa kwazvo, kunze kweizvozvo.

Mwana weSoviet ari kuchema mukati. Vakaona vane ruzivo vanomutsanangurira kuti chero munhu akajairika weIndia muhupenyu ane mukadzi akanaka chete - Amai. Uye vamwe vese, chokwadi, zvese zvinopesana. Mwana anoshamisa eSoviet anobvunza kana ari iyeye mukomana weIndia.

Kaa sechipo chinouraya anobatsira mowgli anoyeuka kufa kwababa vake (chipo chekushambadzira, chaipo isu tinonzwisisa kuti zvipfupi paMowgli kubva pamakore matatu. Vangangove Sharavar. Kupokana kwakanyanya kuita mabhora evana kuIndia, chii chimwe chaungataura.

Mwana weSoviet ari mukati memirangaridzi kuti aive akafanana nedzidzo yemuviri, bhuruu chete. Mugwaro rechinomwe, ndakanga ndisina kuputswa. Vane ruzivo vanoona kubva mundangariro dzakadaro mukuvhunduka. Ainge atoshandiswa kuve ari buurgeois uye zvimwe kunyange hipster, uye pano.

Asi pano pane shanduko yakapinza yekuwisirwa, uye mowgli inotanga kushamwaridzana nebhora. Kufanana neushamwari humwe, izvi zvinobatsira. Semuenzaniso, mowgli inobvisa yebhora uchi, uye bhora rinotorawo kubva kuMowgli huchi. Uye munhu wese anonakidza.

Kunyangwe pasina, pane imwe nguva bhora rakagadzirira kuchengetedza mowgli, kana kamwe zvakare kamwe kamwe munhu wese ari kunetseka. Asi panzvimbo yeSherhan, bugger inoratidzika uye inotanga kunyadzisa zvese. Vese vanonzwa zviri nani kupfuura b Sheran.

Bhora rinozivikanwa naMowgli, kuti hukama hwavo hwapera simba. Mowgli, sezvaanotenda mukomana wese weAmerica, kubva pakutsamwa mumunda wake pamuti. Mumwe anoona ane ruzivo nemwana weSoviet mukati haana kugutsikana, nekuti iyi ndiyo firimu reAmerican, uye mukomana ari weIndia. Disney anobva anoratidza kuti zvinodikanwa kuti uronge: mowgli pidnap bandderlogs.

Chiitiko chekubira zvakanaka. Mwana weSoviet mukati anofadzwa kwazvo. Bhora neBaghir mhanya, mowgli nhunzi, mugomo regezi, riri mutembere yemakomo, mutembere yeBandderlogo uye kuunza Mowgli. Vese vanopedzisira vanopinda chiteshi che canon. "Zvino," anoyeuka mwana weSoviet ari mukati, "achashevedza Kaa, uye banklogs ichapihwa Mowgli kuti ave Mambo wavo!"

Nekudaro, iyo cunning Kaa inoramba iri musango, uye mambo weBoderlogs watovepo. Zita rake ndiLouis, uye anoona masaini ane ruzivo anaye seshamwari yekare. Ndizvozvo, boka iri rakauya kuinema kubva kune yekare Disney katuni. Yakachinja zvishoma kubvira panguva iyoyo. Kazhinji muhukuru.

Mwana weSoviet ari mukati anoti munhu ane ruzivo anoviga kuti kana akaputika yakawanda pop mudzi, izvo zvakafanana zvinoitika kwaari. Vane ruzivo rwevoni rzhet.

Mwana akanaka weIndia, sezvaanotenda mwana wese anotapira, achitarisira chembere uye pachena temberi uye nhoroondo, anodzidza nezverufu rwe aqua uye anonzwisisa kuti akave murume. Kwete, kwete mupfungwa, sekupedzisira kweiyo Soviet Cartoon, asi kuenda, tora ruva rakatsvuka kubva kuvanhu uye kutsiva kufa kwekugamuchira, uye panguva imwe chete uye baba vamwe uye baba vamwe uye baba vamwe uye baba vamwe nababa. Zvinotaurwa naMowgli chii, chinodururwa, sezvo chinofanira kunge chiri mwana akanaka, kunyangwe akamboita murume, hafu yesango.

"Huyai," anobuditsa mwana weSoviet mukati, "ndozvandinotaura naPalo katsi, pano unouya!" Asi mowgli anondipa maPedoophilicer intouration yeSherkhan, anozvizivisa amai yerudzi uye akakanda torch murwizi.

Sherer kukunda. Bagheir fucking. Uye, sezviri pachena, rwiyo rwemhumhi rekuunganidza rinobereka kubva kushamisika kukuru. Akafanana nerudzi rwemadzinza, akadaro, kutaura zvakanyanyisa, hakutete. Chikwata chevanhu chinokanda pamusoro paSherkhan, bagheir zvakare kudanidzira: "Mhanya, mowgli, mhanya!", Mowgli inomhanya uye inoshandisa moto.

Mwana weSoviet nekuda kwekutarisa ane ruzivo uye akafukidzwa mumuromo make pop-mudzi unoita kunge hamster. Chirongwa ichi chinosiya zvakajeka izvo zvakajeka, asi mwana ari mukati maro pakupedzisira anoida.

Mowgli vanosvetuka, VaSherchan vanomhanya, moto negehena, shernanies - "Kwete, ini handisi mhaka, enda kuno, nezve raj!" "Idiot," anofunga kuti anoongorora ane ruzivo, asi Mowgli haana kana kusarudza kufa zvakanaka. Anouraya Sherana zvakanaka.

Mowgli mupenyu, mhumhi, kazhinji, zvakare, sango dziri kupisa, munhu wese anofara.

Nzou dzinouya uye dzinodururira jungle parwizi.

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P.S. Iva nechokwadi chekuona mazita. Zvizere. Kusvika kumagumo kwazvo. Mwana ane ruzivo uye mwana weSoviet mukati anokurudzirwa nesarudzo.

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