Chokwadi chekuti chimwe chinhu chisina kunaka nevanhu ava - isu, vana venguva dzezvinowanikwa, takadzidza zvakawanda gare gare. Uyezve nekutaridzika kwakakomba kutevedzera vakuru uye babamunini uye kune tetics kubva kuTV zvikonzero. Vamwe vedu vakatenda, vamwe havana kunzwisisa. Uye vamwe - vakativimbisa kusvika pakubvunda mumabvi. Uye ichiri ichiri chakavanzika, nei maMadmen akaunganidza mamirioni pamberi pechiratidzo uye kusanganisira zvikamu zvavo mudzimba dzetsika.
Anatoly Kashpirovsky, uye ziva-uyo
Telemeans anatoly mikhalovich - yekutanga inotyisa yehudiki hwedu. Rangarira, hongu, saLyuto, akatiponesa kubva pachiratidziro, sedanda reropa, rakaita seropa reropa, zvisina tsitsi uye akanyura mukurumbira wake "Ini ndinopa kuiswa"?
Ini ndinopa kuisirwa!
Brrr. Hazvishamisi kuti hatina kuteerera, kudedera. Asi kana iwe uchifunga kuti chiratidzo ichi chekugadziridza chakareba chakafukidzwa neguruva uye kwete kutyisa, wozotyisa zvakare. OUUU, zvino iwe uchashanda kunze! Kashpirovsky pamusoro pemakore haisi shanduko kazhinji! Ndiko kuti, makumi manomwe anotaridzika zvakanaka makumi mashanu, makumi matatu nemakumi maviri neshanu. Imwe mhando yesimba, yakatendeseka izwi.
Allan Chume. Mhinduro Yedu Is Santa Barbara!
Allan vladimirovich akakunda kukudzwa, akapomerwa mvura, mafuta, oiri kubva kuTV screen uye pamwe kunyange borscht. Asi isu hatidi iye kwete. Uye kune inzwi remutemo rakapihwa, kuti dzive nyoro bvudzi, rakangwara uye rinotaridzika zvakanaka pamagirazi. Wakanaka, wakanaka! Iye mukuru anoshaya, anoshaya iye uye nezvinyorwa haana kukwana, kunyangwe nemamirioni ake ese.
Yuri LongO. Zombiapocalypse iri kuuya!
Urwu ndirwo mugari wakazara kwazvo muBaroni. Rangarira maitiro ake anodziviswa, mabhureki marara uye achisunungura mabhenefiti ekugezesa? Urwo hunotyisa kwazvo! Uye hezvi zvaungafunga kuti haurangariri - saka ichi ndicho chikonzero chekuti Grand Magfer vaiziva kumutsiridzira vakafa. Nekuti iwe wakarambidzwa kuti uzvitarise. Kwete, kunyange paine nhepfenyuro inorarama kubva paMorgue, miviri yacho inofamba, madzimai madiki. Uye, kunyange ngano idzi dzaikurudzira dzikamanikidza vafambi, Longo akaramba achienderera mberi neZombies anotenderera pakati pedu. Tarisa uone kana kujairana kwako kutsva hakuna kufa, nyore kwazvo: isa muhombodo yehuro. Kana ini ndisingazive chero chinhu uye chinodzikira - ndapota mil yavovich.
Maria Davy Kristu anenge mukadzi, anenge anenge astronaut
Mukadzi asina kusimba aive akaoma kutsungirira kukwikwidza nevarume, kunyanya munguva, izvo zvino zvinonzi "lidi makumi mapfumbamwe." Naizvozvo, Maria Daly Kristu akasarudza kuti arege kuchinjaniswa nekuda kwemizano, asi akazvireva mufananidzo neMhandara Maria, uye Kristu pakarepo. Maviri mune imwe, saka kutaura. Uye iwe unoziva, washanda! Zvimwe nekuti isu tichangobva kuona kuti pane "Shampoo uye Mhepo mamiriro mune rimwe bhodhoro." Uye kazhinji - zvakanaka, ndiani mumwe musikana pamwe nevashandi? Ane kumeso kwakadaro kusatarisana ... kunyangwe ari mupikicha mumabubhi.
Gregory Grabava, murume uye epic kutadza
Grigory petrovich, kuti iwe uzive, yechipiri embodimende yaJesu Kristu. Uyu munhu anoshamisa (asina mamiriro ezvinhu, nenzira) aizozove mutungamiri uye chirevo chekutanga chikanzura rufu. Ndiko kuti, kurambidza zviri pamutemo kuti tife - iwe unonzwa, chii chiri simba? Maiwe, panzvimbo yeiyo Mutungamiriri weChibation, Grabeva akagara paNaryas - ye "kuita zviitiko zvine chekuita nemabasa ekupa, kusanganisira kumuka kwevakafa" (c). Asi chinhu chinonakidza ndechekuti nguva pfupi vasati vave mutorongo, grabeva yakaziviswa kuti anoziva kuteedzera kuteleport. Chii, chinobvunzwa, akagara kwemakore mashanu uye akashandiswa pamiremo, ehe?
Vladimir Megre - "Iwe, Bate, Kedrozon!"
Iyi comrade yakatanga kutepfekedza kubva kumunhu wake, asi pachinzvimbo chehunhu hwake. Zvinonzwisisika - kubva muMhandara Anastasia Chikanganiso cheiyo yakatsiga, nekuti anogara muTaiga uye anozivisa. Zvibvumirano zveTaiga Laminy ndewekuti: Kurarama mune zvemamiriro ezvinhu ane hushamwari generic estate (nenzvimbo inoda kuwanda), kubva kuvana vanofanirwa kurera varidzi vezvisikwa, uye mushure mekufa vachazvarwa neAlpha centaur - uye voila .
Evdokia Marchenko, "Radostea" - iyo denderedzwa rePara yeiyo masere-dimensional Levala
Pano, ngatiti, Iwe uri munyori uye nhetembo. Nhengo yeVanyori Vanyori Vanyori Union Nenzira. Uye hauzomboverenga, nekuti mavhesi ako, urombo, usaende chero kupi. Uye chii - kutengesa iyo Kalline ichisimbisa? Bvisa tariro, basa rekuenda? Ha! Evdokia haina kuvhiringidzika uye yakagadzira sainzi itsva - rwiyo. Kana iwe ukaverenga nhetembo dzayo, saka unogona - Quote - "Tora nguva yekuwedzera uye uiise kuuropi hwako." Uye edza, edza!
Follicle inogadzirisa iyo nguva yekugadzira folusion fiusion
Akapfuura? Zvimwe chete.
Zhanna Tsaregadskaya neye Hwake Hely Sisya
Kana iwe uchida kuve guru, kwete kutambudzika kukuru, saka unotevera avo vakatopfuura pre-kugadzirisa. Semuenzaniso, vanaamai vechidiki - ivo vane prlactin vanodzvinyirira, ndosaka kushevedzera kwekufunga kwakashata kuderedzwa. Saka kana iwe uriwo amai vadiki - usaverenga zvakare. Kune vamwe vese vanotya kutsanangura: Izvo zvinodikanwa kubereka pasina vanachiremba - kwavari, Murdes, ingopa kuda, hupenyu huchavhuna prenil matrix. Nemucheche achangozvarwa, kunyepa pamubhedha uye kunyepa pasi pamwedzi nehafu, pasina kusimuka, uye ipapo tambo yeMpfungwa iri kubaya tambo. Izvo zvinodikanwa kuti udyire chipfuva usati wanyura, izvo zvinoitika kune vasere vanenge vasere, uye pakutanga - Uku ndiko kutadza kwenhema, tora gumbo rekunyepa mumwana! Zvese izvi, Jeanne anodzidzisa pamasangano epaiti wesaiti - nepo moms moms, akasungwa nevacheche nemakara kumashure kwavo, vangairwidza bindu remhuri retsaregs.
Olga Valyaev uye imwe inatomy
Uye avo vasati vakabereka mwana, nekuti kwete kubva kunaani, izvo zvisingafanirwe kupererwa. Olga valyaeva achakudzidzisa iwe kunyengedza varume. Usamhanye nemaziso ako, hazvisi zvako zvezvinyorwa zvehombe nemazano avo senge "tarisa pakona, pamhino, pane iyo nyaya," pane artillery. Kuti uite muchinda pane chena bhiza muhupenyu hwako, iwe unongoda kuti urege kusvika muchibereko. Kana muchinda akapusa uye haanzwisisi kekutanga - inogona kurambwa nayo. Sei? Zvakanyanya nyore - usambopfeka bhurugwa. Uye usapfeka panties. Pfeka masiketi akareba - vanounganidza simba ramai pasi. Uye munhu wese ariko, iwe uri mune diki pelvis erpeturuum mobile. Zviri nani, handiti?
