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Iwe haugone kunyatsosarudza cucumbers muchitoro
Uye bhanana. Ndiani, madhiri, akaviga zvachose ?!
Iwe unofunga iwe uri mhosva
Kunyangwe imbwa dziri kuita zvepabonde! Uye kitty! Uye kunyange iye akachena muhofisi, akawedzera zana! Zvese, zvese kunze kwako!
Unogara uchienda kumuseum
Hapana chinhu chako pachako, chiri kuvhima kuti uone pedyo nejongoro yevarume. Saka izvo zvavanokwezverwa kana marble!
Wafunga kuti haudi bonde
Isu tinodzikisa chokwadi chekuti, pamwe, hapana anopa munhu, asi kunyangwe kana vakapiwa, iwe wobva wafunga kusimbisa! Rudyi! Uye kunze kwayo iwe unogona kurarama! Freudake pachake akataura nezvezviuruke pachake! Dostoevsky haisi Chitan! Mwaka wekupedzisira "Twin Pix" hausi kutarisa! Kwenyaya dzakawanda, zviitiko zvakawanda!
Saleswomen muMurban Zvitoro zvinotarisa iwe nekunzwira tsitsi
Uye ivo vanopa tii naValerian, zvinyoro-nyoro mukufamba-famba.
Unotarisa zvinonyadzisira
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Iwe haurangariri pandakachinja mubhedha mubhedha
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Wakatsamwa
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Unopfeka ugly underwear
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Iwe une usimbe kuti uite zvepabonde
Zvese zvisina basa zvisina basa terevhizheni! Chii? Makorokoto, iwe uri munzira chaiyo kusvika pakuora mwoyo! Bonde - Kukosha Kwevanhu Kunodiwa, uye bonde rakanaka chikamu chejometri - ndipo paunoita iwe, ndipo pandinoda ini.