MuRussia, hapana izwi rakanaka kuti riregedze musikana asingabatanidzwe muhukama. Iwe uchati "kusurukirwa", uye katsi yekati uye sobs yehusiku mukumbundira nebhodhoro yeChidonne pakarepo kuuya mupfungwa. Saka hapana chinhu chinoshamisa kuti imwe yakazvimirira cindella account yegumi nemaviri criser facs, iyo kubva mukunyepedzera yakachena inobhururuka padyo uye edza kugadzirisa mamiriro ezvinhu anotyisa uye kuderedza kusurukirwa, kuvapo kwayo kusiririsa.
Fays kazhinji kazhinji kuvhima kunyepa nepepanhau. Kana iwe usingade kuisa njodzi hutano, usamboti kusurukirwa:"Hapana, kana ndikauya nemurume?"
Ehezve, chii, kana muzvirongwa - bachelorette bato neyinmmmer-limo uye tangi yakachipa shampoo. Uye saka - hongu, kanokwana nguva yese yeRussia yeRussia nhabvu timu inotungamira. Paradzai simba rekuneta kwako - kukuona nemurume. Kusurukirwa hakuchamiri muchimbuzi kuti kuchema mugove wake wakaipa, hakuzoise zamu rakaora kubva kugodo muhomwe, uye harizovike pamberi pomudiwa wako mukuuraya zvisingafadzi.
"Miromo yeCrane"
Uye chii, mumufirimu anogara achishanda. Hupenyu-Hupenyu hweDiva hunoita kuti Grey Mole kuti utenge blush, uye mune inotevera furemu tinoona chirongwa chemuGazebos veMuchato, uye divi rakabvisa misodzi yekukudzwa. Imwe chete ichave yakafadzwa kwazvo nenyaya yekuti iwe wakazvitaurira kune iyo Guru Muedzo, uye iye - iyo yekunyepedzera mhanza yechikadzi. Mumwe munhu angadai akafadzwa.
"Nei runako rwakadai, uchiri wega sei?"
Izvi ndizvo, iwe unobvunza kuti: "Uye chii chiri kunetsa iwe?" Uye mirira zvizaruro, izvo zvazvinoita kwauri pano hazvina kuvimbisa.
"Chii chauri kugara pane zvese kumba - hauzosangana nemunhu"
Chirevo chine musoro, kana iwe uri mugove wemusangano, uye wakasurukirwa kuuya kwauri nekuda kwezano rakabhadharwa. Zvikasadaro, kushungurudzika kwechisikigo. Kushaikwa kweiyo 45 size boot muCorridor haisati yave chikonzero chekupfeka muhupenyu hwenyika neyekweva electroel uye kutsvaga chero chero chero upi zvake ari kutyaira.
"Unoziva here kuti bonde rinobatsira kune hutano hwevakadzi?"
Pano ndatenda, chiremba! Uye isu takafunga kuti zvakakuvadza vodka ine nzombe tsvuku pane dumbu risina chinhu. Izvo zvakanaka kuti mufesi iwe unogona kutenga makumi maviri emamirigiramu eiyo Orgy, bhegi rekumbundira uye bhodhoro rekutadza kuomesera.
"Unofanira kukuzivisa iwe hama yangu Vasya!"
"Unogona kufunga kuti basa rakanyanya kukosha kupfuura vana!"
Kune imwe ndima yakadaro mudzimba dzakanaka, ivo pakarepo vakarova pamusoro pegungano. Asi sezvo vamwe vanhu vachifanira kunyatsotsanangura kuti zvipfeko zvesirivha zveshanyiridzo hazvina kunaka, nyika haina kukamurwa kuita mhuri uye basa, uye chena kana kofi, inobatanidza muHurghada neZambia Hitchhiking. Iwe unogona panguva imwe chete unoda chigaro cheganda chaicheki chakazara Moscow, uye zvinomwe zvitoro, asi neimwe nzira gare gare. Ndozvazviri hazviitike - izvi ndezvekutsoropodza sarudzo yemumwe munhu izvo hazvikuitire kunyange naTangeent. Uye tinya sirivheri yemhuri pane yekudya kwemanheru kudya kwemanheru.