Zvinoitika, iwe unobuda mumba (Muvhuro kana ipapo, Ndipo, Ndipo 14 Zvakanaka, sei kuti tisiyane pano?
1. Kana mumwe munhu anoshamisa akabvunza pamuchato weshamwari: "Chokwadi, murume anoshamisa?"
2. Kana hama dzichikuratidzei chandakakumbirwa uye uti: "Ah, ndiudze, nekuti ngirozi yakanaka?"
3. Kana mwana wako ari kugadzirira kudya kwemanheru kekutanga uye akabvunza kuti: "Wakafarira here, hongu?"
4. Pane chero munhu akabvunza kuti: "Zvakawanda sei zvaunondipa makore?"
5. Kana munhu ane hosha yakaipa, nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero anofarira: "Zvakanaka, unofarira sei pano?"
6. Kana shamwari ikakubvunza: "Unoda sei nyaya yangu / script / dhizaini?"
7. Kana hama yako, ndiani anogara achiwanikwa kubva kubasa, anofarira kuti: "Teerera, uye hauna basa riripo?"
8. Kana mumwe munhu aine nudit uye nudit, uye nudit, uyezve teerera kuGrozny: "Haiwanzoiteerera zvandiri kutaura!" "
9. Paunenge uchinyara kunonoka uye kamwe kamwe uwane SMS: "Zvakanaka, uri munzvimbo here?"
10. Kana munhu wauchangosangana naye, anowira panze kuti: "Che, Tusan, manheru ano?"
11. Kana shamwari yehanzvadzi yeshamwari yako ikangoerekana yacheka mberi neiyi: "Ah, uye ndinogona kuchinja pano mangwana?"
12. Pawakave nezuva rinonyangadza, uye imwe mhando yehutachiona dzinofadza dzinofarira: "Mhoro, wakadii hako!"