Iwe unofungei: Ndiani anofanira kuseka, uye ndiani anovhiringidzika - mukuru kana mudiki? Iye, isu tinopokana pamazana emabhuru - zvinoenderana nekuti iwe wauri: mukuru kana mudiki.
10 nharo dzekuremekedza
Poshi. Kana mutambo uri muHockey, uri mudiki kwazvo pasuwo. Kwete mukuru ipapo kuti ave! Saizvozvo, puck ye muzzle haina mukuru. Paunenge uchigovera mabasa e "wedu" uye "vavengi" basa richaitawo kusvika kune mumwe munhu asingagoni kurwa kubva mariri.
2. Kana iwe uri mukuru, mune chero kurwa - zvirinani pamapakatwa, kunyangwe pamapiro - iwe uchaenda unokunda. Kunyangwe kana iyo trifle ichinge yaiswa uye kusvetuka ichavhenekerwa nenzira inonyengera kuti isvike kubva kumashure. Nekuti iwewo wakapusa - uye ipapo iwe unogona kushandura mitemo iri kuenda!
3. Haisi chiyero chevanotsanangurwa mugero wekutora, unogona kuparadzaniswa zvishoma kudonha pane lawn kana pane kongiri. Zvakanaka, mhando haina kukodzera. Ipapo ivo, vakakuvadzwa, kazhinji vanokura zvakanyanya - zvaunonzwa uye kugona kwako.
ina. Major anoona kureba semwana. Nekuderera kwakakodzera uye vasiri-vanongorori. Uye psychological infologness mune izvi inoita kusvika nekukurumidza nekukurumidza. Muzera remasikati rinongotadza, vanonzwira tsitsi, vanonyengera.
shanu. Mudiki kazhinji anofanirwa kutungamira nguo dzakaviga uye zvinhu - uye zvinoratidzika zvinosiririsa pfungwa kubva pane izvi, semwana - nezve tarisiro yekudzingwa kwemukadzi wepasi.
6. Zvikanzi: "Malyavka-shmakodka!" Kana kuti nharo: "Hongu, uchiri green kuti undipokana neni, mwana!" - Iron uye isingadzivisiki. Iko kuedza kwekuedza kupindura "dilda" inongosiririsa uye isingagoneke. Ho ho-ho. Enda kunorara, mwana, mwana wako akazopera.
7. Iwe wakura, zvinoreva kuti ndiwe mukuru, uye iyo yese. Unotonhorera. Uyu zvakare kuhwina-kuhwina nharo, kunyangwe kana iyo trifle ine kujaira mune chimwe chinhu kuti uedze kuora. Edza, edza, kusvetuka kuburikidza nemusoro. Ini, ndakawana mhumhi, mbichana dzako dzakatokurumidza.
sere. Kunyangwe iwe usiri gamba rakakosha uye gunji, iwe mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu anoda kudada nazvo. Chero zvazvingaitika, mune chero mamiriro ezvinhu, tarisa pasi uye neimwe nzira. Inomutsa.
pfumbamwe. Iwe unogona kuuya kumusangano wevabereki wemudiki pane papa, kuti umutore (mudiki) pane denderedzwa kana kupi - uye nekudada inonzwa kunge murume, anenge baba vemhuri. Vasikana vari kutarisa vanofarira uye vakasvibiswa. Chokwadi, kana iwe pachako iwe musikana, neimwe nzira usina kutonhorera kana iwe uchinge wafungidzira mukutanga kwakadaro kwekutanga.
10. Yatove mukuchema, asi isati mamiriro ezvinhu anonakidza, iyo Junior nguva nenguva inosvika kune mumwe munhu ane ruzivo. Ye psychotherapy uye zano rekuchenjera. Gara, mucheche, ikozvino ini ndichakuudza, uye nyuchi, nekuda kwehupenyu hwakaoma! ..
10 nharo dzekunyengerera
Poshi. Kune rombo rakanaka kuva hanzvadzi yakura - iyo imwe yakabvisa mwana mudiki uye pane vashoma mai. Kunze kwehwindo rine supps kusvetuka, uye unozvipukuta snot. Kunze kwehwindo mumakoreti, makororo anodzingirira, uye iwe unogeza mbongoro yako. Panzvimbo pekunakidzwa nehupenyu hwakajeka uye huvechidiki hunopedza.
2. Yekutanga mumhuri inotambudzwa nekuwedzera kutariswa. Kutanga mabara emagetsi, ipapo zuva nezuva, akabva aunganidza math. Yechipiri yatove yakasimba. Yetatu uyezve - kazhinji inokura kunge huswa. Wakatora katsi here? Zvakanaka, hazvizonyangarika muhupenyu.
3. Kana zvishoma nezvishoma akaregeredzwa chero wavo (uye haumboziva kuti zvaizouya mumusoro wenyuchi idzi!), Uyezve ambuya kuSekuru kubva mukamuri - iwe, ivo vakuru, vanonyatso kusvika pamusoro wepamusoro. Nekuti uri pachena "kushoma kushoma"! Uye kubva pakukwirira kwekuenda kwako, zvakanaka kwazvo kuona kuti inokanganisika sei kushaya prophillaccal. Nekuti nonfig.
ina. Kana iyo junior chimwe chinhu chakaitwa chimwe chinhu, ndiani kupomerwa? Ndizvozvo, mukuru. Punduku. Kana mudiki aisadzidza basa rake remumba uye akasanganisa "vaviri vakaroora", benzi? Chokwadi, mukuru. Haana kugadzirira zvidzidzo nemugari wenhaka.
shanu. Vakuru vanogara vachiti zvinofanirwa kuve zvakapusa. Chaizvoizvo, izvi zvinoreva kuti mamwe maitiro ekumabvazuva ekuzvidzora-kuzvidzora, kuzvidzora, kuzvidzora uye kuzvidzora uye kuzviratidza-e-ane nzara-mittens. Nguva yese iyi, worugotwe anogona kudzidzira Hedonism uye nheyo dzeidzi ... seyavo ... novice.
6. Asi ichi chinouraya chutute: "Unofanira kuva muenzaniso!" ?! Zviri pachena kuti iyi ndiyo yakajairwa manipulation - uye ndinoda kuora pane iyo ... asi - GRR!
7. Kana aine chimwe chinhu muyadhi iri muchivanze, akabva kukumbira kukumbira: "Ndichabereka mukoma mukuru, achakupa!" Ndokufona. Enda unosimbisa mamiriro ... kunyangwe paTV panguva ino iyo nhabvu nhabvu. Uye kana usina simba? Uye ubudise kunze kwako ne slid? Uku kunyadziswa. Vakuru havagone kuve. Yako, iwe, Monomoma Hat ...
sere. Kana zvidiki zviri kukura zvakanyanya zvekuti zvinotanga kuenzana nehukuru hwehukuru, hausisiri zvako zvinhu. Kanganwa nezve mutambi mutsva. Kanganwa nezve sweta yakachena. General kanganwa nezve pfungwa yezvivakwa zvakavanzika. Nheyo yemhuri yeGypsy "chero munhu akasimuka, iyeye munhu akapfeka zvakanaka" anotanga kushanda nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero nguva dzese pamusoro pako.
pfumbamwe. Kutarisa kubva pakukwirira kwekukura kwake kwekunyepedzera pane ake mufaro emufaro, iwe unoshungurudzika neTurtle yeTurtle yeTurtle yeTortila. Won ishungu, utachiona! Uye iwewe kare: Chimiro hachiregere ... hutano kuna Khe-khe ... hauchazoita zvakawanda zvinofadza zvekunakidzwa zvekuti mbudzi idzi dzinozviratidzira iwe pachako. Zvakare, miti yeKrisimasi!
10. Kana vabereki vatanga matambudziko, mukuru ane mhosva kune chero mukuru anoitwa. Kunyangwe kana mudiki atove katatu zvakakwirira kupfuura zviviri - mari. "Mutoro" ... heino izwi rinokosha, kukosha kwausingazombokanganwa, kana ukangokwanisa kuberekwa kuti uberekwe vamwe vasati vazvarwa!
Saka, pics.ru vey yakaratidza kuti mumubvunzo "Ndiani achiri akafanana" nehasha imwe neimwe "nekuti" unogona kuwana nharo "ne". Kwaari uchiri kukwikwidza, uye wokuitira godo? Pamwe avo vane rombo rakanaka kuti vakazvarwa vanyori - uye vakakwanisa kushandisa zvakanakira zvidiki, uye zvakanakira zvikuru? ;)