Astrology idhiabhori. Saka usahadzika, achazorora kubva muzuva rako rekuzvarwa, kukutumira kufura yousingaperi. Chikwangwani chimwe nechimwe che zodiac chine yeropa yayo yeropa.
Aries: gehena risingazivikanwe
Kumadhimoni kubva kugehena ari oga maoko kunze kwembongoro uye hutsinye hwakavanzika, asi hutsotsi hwese ndechekuti hapana munhu achazorodza maairaki kuti agadzirise maitiro aya. Ehe, ivo havagone kupa moto moto! Ivo vane bhutsu yakakombama uye yave kuda kupwanya! Zvirokwazvo, vakavafukidza neshambadziro, ivo madhimoni avo, uye zvino vachakiya matanho ese pano! Aries ichave yakakwira kusvika kune yechipiri yekuuya kuzotarisa kuti zvinhu zvese zvinokanganisa sei, zvipikiri uye zvinotambura nekuve pasina munhu anomubvunza nezvefungwa yake inokosha.
Taurus: gehena sunday kutenga
Mune musimboti, hapana chitsva kugehena chakamirira chero chinhu - iye akatozviona muMega Khimki neSvondo natu mangwanani. Ini handina kupukunyuka, asi iye anoropa kugehena, izvo zvakadaro kubva ipapo pane tekisi iwe haugone kuwa. Taurus inoshanda inotenderedza mauto emadhimoni, ichipira kuti uedze pane zvivepo neyekutsvaira uye zvichitungamirirwa negehena yegehena neTrollys, Beer's creams uye bepa rechando , uye mutsara wechimbudzi uchavakwa kubva pano kusvika pakushayiwa.
Gemini: Helo kujekesa hukama
Kune vese vane hanya nemwoyo yakaputsika moyo, mapatya anofanirwa kubhadhara mukunyomba kwemhuri nehurefu hwehutsanana. Izvo zvinoitika pakati pedu, ngatitaure nezvazvo. Takanaka? Zvakaipa kupfuura mwedzi wadarika? Uye mwedzi nehafu? Uye yakawanda sei muzana yakawedzera zvakanyanya? Panzvimbo yeSarufa nemoto, iyo twin gehena inonhuwa brandy uye corvol. Iwo mabhoiri haaburuke, asi magonhi akasarudzwa uye mahwendefa ari kurwa, mumwe munhu anopinda mumba yekugezera kana, anoenda kuBlosszard, oda izwi rakadhonzwa kuti mapatya aputsa urongwa hwese .
Cancer: gehena yakamanikidzwa kutaurirana
Makanda anofamba nekusingaperi mu coupe yakakiiwa ine vatatu vafambi vafambi, kuwirirana uye mucheche necol. Yekutanga pugacheva uye inotsvedza nguva yekudzikira inotamba kuburikidza neyekutakura redhiyo. Pane imwe neimwe nguva mu coupe ichapinda muConder ine nyanga uye bvunza kenza, cho iye anosuruvara, zvinoita kunge iri. Uye kunyangwe kana cancer yakawira mukona yakarongedzwa nemapiro uye huku yakakangwa, ichiri kusvitsa kuwirirana uye kuvanzika - kubva kune imwe hombodo yepamusoro sock.
Shumba: gehena rizere kutadza
Nekuti shumba haina kutonyanya kupfuura kushungurudzika pane kurega kuve gingerbred iyo yaunoda, ndizvo izvo zvinoitika kwaari. Nekuti hazvina zvazvinobatsira, shumba ichabhadhara pimple sifple ine plum pamhino - uye iye achasvetukira hafu yeawa nehafu yeawa neafu. Izvo pane zuva, zvisinei, hazvisi kuuya, nekuti akabata shumba yake yeshamwari - yakafanana, iyo makore gumi emakore, 3 dzidzo yepamusoro uye 15 kilograms is slimmer. Uye nemakwikwi akadaro, Revharo rinosara chete kuti azive kukundwa uye kuenda kunoshumira nyanzvi yekuwachira muLeprosarium. Ehe, kunyange mheni yakatsemuka neShirina.
Virgo: gehena kuda
Devas, avo vaive vasikana vakaipa, havamboone zvakare mitsara yakatwasuka, kurongeka uye kuyamwa. Ivo vachatambanudza kusingagumi muboka revavakarongeka vanyanga vane mauto akasiyana-siyana nenyanga dzisina kushatiswa. Gehena ichavatanga kwavari kuti gehena - kutanga mumwe munhu acharasikirwa nemakiyi kubva pamasuwo ezasi, ipapo uyo akasiya kutsvaga uyo akapererwa, saka zororo remasikati richatanga, uye rinobva ratanga iro Madhimoni akarasikirwa nedhiabhori wedhiabhori nezve kuomarara kwezvivi uye zvino hazvisinganzwisisike zvekuita.
Zviyero: sarudzo yegehena
Tii kana kofi? Stongo kana brato? Zvidiki uye zvakachipa kana zvakanyanya uye zvinodhura? Girini kana mativi? Tsvina yegehena ipindurudzo nemigwagwa yakaenzana yakazara, uye hazvigoneke kusarudza zvakakodzera. Uye pafudzi pazvirema zvichagara mukufambira mberi, vakashingairira nepoker pane poppy uye yakasviba: "Ehe, iwe watove wakasarudzika! Zvakanaka, wakasarudza? Sarudza? Akasarudza? ". Kweminiti imwe neimwe yekunonoka - imwe zviuru zvemakore zvehusiku uhu.
Scorpio: Hell Colbata
Scors inonyura kwazvo ichawa muguta reShinji - pamberi pechivi pamberi pechivi, havangavatenderi, vese, zvakakwana, vakaburuka nekushamisika nekushamisika. Scorpio ichave iri kusvika pakushandisa kweMorovkin kuti utarise neyemawindo emapato emapato, marara emvura uye kurwa pasina mitambo yemaruva ari muti weKisimusi muThe Horsk Imba. Asi pasina, zvichagogodzwa mugirazi - iyo yekupinda ichingopa mapepa ekukoka, Scorpion haina kudanwa. Uye tinder haina chinhu. Uye Mamba akaiswa.
Sagittarius: gehena yekupedzisira
Muhupenyu huno, iyo Home Sagittari yaiwanzodya Tyzik, aive nekombuta kana ambuya ekufungidzira. Hapana, basa rese rakaiswa nesirivheri rakamumirira kune rumwe rutivi - uye pakati peusiku pachave nemutengi mutema. Kana kurara, kana kuti ugozeya mumutumwa, kana kusunungura nzvimbo yacho kuenda kuimba yekutandarira " zvinodiwa kuti vafambe pamwe nevanofamba uye fonts vanotamba.
Capricorn: gehena kunyarara
Mune iyo underworld capricorn, pane yakazara fungidziro uye yakanakisa. Madhimoni haana kukwazisa, muchinda werima haatombo kana pfumbamwe uye akawandisa anodzivirira kutaridzika kwekuti capricorn inotanga kuona. Iye achaona kuti akabvisirwa kunze kwekutaura kwese uye nekunyadziswa kudzingwa kubva kumapoka akavharwa. Iye mune risingaperi nhema nhema mune ese maonesta uye hapana munhu anoisa huskies kunyangwe iyo yakasviba zvakanyanya capasses. Saka ichadzungaira yakatenderedza maburi, isingadiwe, uye kutaura chimwe chinhu mugomba iri nemunhu.
Aquarius: gehena thip
Nezuro, Aquarius aive munhunzi uye zvivi, asi kubva pamamiriro ezvinhu akajairwa, akarembera gehena anosiyaniswa nenyaya yekuti "mangwana" haizombouya. Asi mumasevhisi aAquarius, tepi isingaperi yemagariro mumagariro, umo chimiro chimwe nechimwe chinorangaridza kudonha chaiko (kubva patafura) uye zvinonyadzisa zvakanyorwa. Mugehena rako pachako, Aquarius haana kupfeka, pizza nekuendesa kuimba, katsi, yaunotendeuka muhupenyu hwangu isipo, uye kunyange duned mabhangi ane brine nemutsa. Kune chete gehena bodun uye muvakidzani ane perforator.
Hove: gehena rekugadziriswa kwekusingaperi
Kusvika rehove yehove, iyo mabvi emagwenzi, iyo yakaomeswa zadza pasi uye iyo metapola pane iyo sere, ponurose kudhonzwa kwemamita zana ewaya Chinjana tile - imwe neimwe nguva neimwe nzira, asi yakagara yakakombama. Uye kusingaone chero chinhu chinopfuura chero chinhu chakaomesesa chakaoma, kugadzikana pro-satani muKirzacas uye masango ekuvaka ekuvaka akakomberedza perimeter yake yepasi pevhu.
