Mune mumwe nemumwe munhu chinhu kune vese. Uye dzimwe nguva - zvakare kudedera. Izvo zvinoitika, taura nemunhu - uye ini ndoda kutamba kutamba kwematanho madiki pane bar counter. Uye zvinoitika - ini ndoda kuenda uye kuvhura chimwe chinhu ... kana astereroid, kana imwe zero-mashanu. Uye ungave chii, kana iwe wakadururwa kuva magirazi? Iwe unongova mibvunzo mipfumbamwe kubva kuZere uye yekupedzisira chokwadi! ;)
Mubvunzo 1 we9. Inwa kana kusanwa?
Ndiwo mubvunzoHapana dambudziko!
Zvifungi isu: Ndeipi iyo mudzi mushoko riri pashoko? ;)
Ndiri ani kuti ndiswembire? Haisi ini, iyi yekirasi yakati
Ini handioni chikonzero kwete!
Kune rumwe rutivi, iwe unogona kumwa ... uye hapana mutsipa!
Duc!
Ini ndinoshanda pane iyi nyaya
Uyu mubvunzo kana kupa here?
Mubvunzo 2 of 9. Yako Yaunofarira Snack?
Chii?
Bhinzi yekofi, ivo vanonhuwirira kukanganisa
Chimwe chinhu chinonaka
Zvichienderana nezvikamu zvemwedzi
Chii chinogona kusarudzwa kubva kune vanokwikwidza!
Kunyimwa kwakawanda, idya zvishoma!
Snack - Shanduro yechigadzirwa
Vamwe protoplasm
Olive
Mubvunzo 3 we9 Ini ndinonwa ku ... chii?
KukanganwaKuyeuka
Nakidzwa!
Nyika inoreva nhema!
Vanhu vanobva vangove vakanaka
Nyaya iyi yakapihwa iwe!
Kune vese! Chii?
Kusava kukwana kwakakwana
Iyi ndiyo musoro wekuparadzanisa
Mubvunzo 4 we9 waunofarira kubaya?
NaSviDanian
Enda!
Dzin!
Kamon, mi Korason!
Kune zvese ndinonyara kutaura, asi ndapota rangarirai!
Zvinotora maviri nehafu yekutarisa.
Ini ndoda kumwa ... ndinoda kumwa!
Chryphan!
Kune avo varipo pano vakanaka!
Mubvunzo 5 we9 9 Pashure pechitatu iwe unoyeuka rwiyo ...
Ah, chando chandoChii chinonzi autumn ndiyo matenga
Uye isu tinovhenekera!
Kubva kunyemwerera ichave zuva rechiedza
Aria Lensky
Winema vodka.
Molly Mloon.
Guantanemer
Uye nei mushure mechitatu? Ini ndinorangarira zvese rommstein
Mubvunzo 6 we9. Unofarira kuzorora here?
Kupi-uko ... neChishanu!
Munzvimbo yakatwasuka
Mune imwe kambani yemweya
Pamhenderekedzo yegungwa, uye kupi kumwe kwaunogona kuzorora?
Ini ndinongoda kuzviita
Kwese kupi!
Pasi
Munzvimbo dzakagoverwa
Mune yakanaka mamiriro
Mubvunzo 7 we9. Chii chiri Chishanu kwauri?
Red Calendar ZuvaFreydey zvinoreva zuva rerusununguko, uyo asingazive
Hupenyu Hudiki
Kufa kudiki
Usabate Vatsvene!
Uye ndeapi mamwe mazuva aripo?
Zvinoenderana nehurongwa - kutyaira mbudzi!
Hope dzebhuruu yehupenyu hwangu hwepinki
Zvese!
Mubvunzo 8 we9 une hangover?
Ah, zvakanaka, nei uchireva zvinosuruvarisa mumanheru akanaka kudaro
Hauna here? Saka iwe uri pachena biorobot!
Ndeipi yaive yakagadzirwa cold champagne yakagadzirwa - iyo yakanakisa mangwanani mushonga?
Saka paMugovera, asi zvakadii
Asi mushure mezvose Mugovera!
Uye musi weMuvhuro ndiri cucumber!
S
Zvichienderana nekuti ndeapi epasirese phenomena anorehwa
Zvinonyangadza here, zvakaderera uye usingaonekwe? Chokwadi!
Mubvunzo 9 of 9. Wakadii hako?
Ndatenda, uye iwe?
Zvakanaka, Gregory!
Zvinoenderana nekuti iwe unoda kutora marii
Chiratidzo
Ini ndichazopindura chete pamberi pechidzitiro changu
Yu-huu!
Ik!
Mune dzimwe nzira zvinogoneka ...
Hautye here kunzwa mhinduro?
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