Zvinongoratidzika kunge uri pension - iri kure. Kana iwe ukabvunza ambuya vako paakaenda kuchikoro, ambuya vachatendeuka vachiti: "EM ... Hongu, zuro zuro." Naizvozvo, iwe uuye kutarisa mune ramangwana. Hazvina kutyisa zvakanyanya.
Capricorn
Capricorns inogara pasi pekudzvinyirira yezvisungo uye nechirongwa chakajeka: Pano ndinofanira, pano tinofanira, uye pano tinoputira hove. Anoneta kuti anganunze nyore nyore kuti ane makore mangani. Naizvozvo, penensienti pane yakasimudzirwa capricricarn inowira zvisingatarisirwi zvachose, uye, kutanga, anoyerera mukuderera kwemusango. Uye wobva waongorora, inonzwisisa kuti wachi ye alarm inogona kudzimwa, uye, pamijohi, inowira muhuduku, ichitenda mukushamisika, vatorwa naSanta Claus.
Aquarius
Hupenyu hwese hwaAharius Rarama zvinoenderana nhepfungwa: "Chisikwa chakanaka, uye unogona kusvetuka marara ese ehupenyu hwangu uye nekukasira kuenda kune chikamu chandinofamba-famba pasi rese?". Naizvozvo, pension yeAquarius chipo chekupedzisira. Zvakanaka, kubvira Aquarius uye pazera diki nehanya nezvinofungwa nevamwe, pane iyo makore emakore hunyanzvi uhu huri kufambira mberi, uye vakadzi vakura vari kuita cashier muzvitoro zvehunhu husingafadzi, magurovhosi nerwizi maparera.
Hove
Hove inoshandiswa kutya "Ini ndinofa." Panguva imwecheteyo, avhareji yehove, yakavimbiswa, ichapona isu tese, asi izvi zvatova ruzivo. Hove, kazhinji gara pasofa uye uuye nemikana yakarasikirwa, ichipfuura yasara. Zvinonyanya kuseka hove iyo, zvisinei, ine chipo chakasarudzika - hazvisi nyore kutenda kusuwa mune ngano, asi zvakare kukanganisa vamwe. Naizvozvo, ndine hurombo nehove hapana chinhu nezve chero chinhu - ivo vanogona kuramba vachiramba katatu, kurambana, kuroora, wadhi uye kuroora zvakare.
Aries
Iyo kipacher simba rezvikamu zvisingavi nazvo kuti vaonekwe zera. Chii chinonyanya kuomarara nehupenyu hwevamwe - nepo kusikera kwemunda weindasitiri yechiedza kwakamirira mukuru wekuenda pamudyandigere, zhizha rinotsiva nguva yechando, uye ne - kamwe chete makumi maviri. Nekuda kweizvozvo, mutevedzeri mukuru anotsemuka kubva kusuwa, kushungurudzika uye, chokwadi, zera, uye nzvimbo yake inogara kune imwe uye zvakare inotanga tariro isina tariro. Nekuti maAries anotenderwa chete kumberi makumbo, uye hutano hwemari hadzi hwakasimba.
Mhuru
Taurus pane zvekuenda pamudyandigere pakupedzisira inoshanduka kuita silika. Hazvina mhosva kuti hupenyu hwakawanda sei hunoramba huripo, ukafanirwa nenguva yekuenda kwese, dzokorora mafirimu ese akanaka, zvakare kuverenga zvese zvevashandi zvemabhuku uye, zvechokwadi, akaparadza zvese zvinonaka, izvo zvichiri kusiiwa mumabhini a Imba yekumba, iyo firiji uye iyo Frenchestestamende yechiFrench inotevera. Zvichida, kungoitirwa kwakanaka kubatsirwa kweTaurus uye pamudyandigere neruzhinji ruzhinji rwemabhangi akanaka kwazvo.
Mapatya
Zvemapatya, pension iyo ndiyo mukana unotarisirwa kurega ivo pachavo pane zvese zveyero uye kuita chinhu chaunofarira. Panguva imwecheteyo, iyo mapatya, haazive chimwe chinhu chaari chaanofarira - zvakanyanya kunyanya kufarira. Drumkruzh? Denderedzwa nepikicha? Nekuda kweizvozvo, mapatya anozoedza zvese zviri zviviri. Uye kana iwe ukaverenga mune mamwe maOlolographiction
Cancer
Ye cancer, pension izororo rechokwadi. Nekuti cancer ingave yekushivirira haigone kushanda, musimboti, kana kuti yakatowana mari yese, uye pakupedzisira, nehana yakachena, ichipa mhuri yese uye yakazara. Uye kune vazukuru uye vazukuru - vazukuru - vazukuru vechiGirazi nevarume vane boilers: "Wakaedza here?", "Uri muvengo here?" Uye "Ishe, ini handina hutano hwakakwana kwauri ... kwawakaenda - kuyedza uye cap inoiswa!".
Shumba
Ah, shumba yemapensions ndivo vahosi vepanyama. Nekugadzira zvakakwana, manicure, pedicure, boka reveri, mahombodo, hanzi nemashanga pamutsipa. Pasinei nehuwandu hwevateereri (kunyangwe, sekutonga, anounganidza vateereri vazhinji vakamunyepedzera uye, shumba ichinyemwerera, ine madimikira, hyperboles uye inobudirira majee kuti vatsanangure izvi zvavanofanira kurarama.
Virgo
Mironi anotya kwazvo zera rekukwegura uye edza kuiburitsa munzira dzose. Ndokusaka vachireva mapenzi nekuzvininipisa kwekuchema: Ehe, kune rumwe rutivi, mutsara, mukudzika kwemangwanani, uye, iwe unogona kushandisa nguva yekufamba yekufamba uye kunyange kumhanya. Kuve muchimiro, uye rarama, kanokwana zana emakore mune zvinosiririsa kumirira kuuraya mambakwedza.
Libra
Kurera kwePension hakubvumirwe, nekuti ivo vane chivimbo chekuti vakapedza pasipoti. Zviyero zveEndente zvakatenderedzwa kwete pazvinhu zvakanaka chete, musimboti, asiwo pachitarisiko chavo, kunyanya. Naizvozvo, panzira, kubva kune chero nzira uye dzakazvimiririra uye dzakazvimirira chikwama, zviyero zvichakwanisa kuchengetedza runako kana vasiri vechidiki, saka, zvingangoita mukusvika pakukura. Plastiki, botox kana cucumber dhongi - kwete kukosha, chinhu chikuru ndechekuti zvinorema, zvakakura, makumi mana, marudzi okupenya, urikutaura nezvei?
Scorpio
Pamberi pekugadzirwa, viagra, zvikwangisi zvekuPension zvakashandukira kuva vaziviriri vanozonyevera vechidiki vechidiki kusvikira vakanyora mabasa esainzi. Asi mushure mekubudirira kwe pharmacology, zvakarasikirwa zvazvinoreva, nekuti mukuenda pamudyandigere iwe unogona kuita zvepabonde zvakanyanya kupfuura kuInstitute - hapana chikonzero chekumuka pane yekutanga, yo-hu! Uye regai vesayenzi basa kunyora Raki kusvikira vazukuru vakarara.
Sagittarius
Kuteerera Sagittarius nokutendeseka edza kuzvibata pakuregerera uye kwakakodzera. Asi hazvina kukwana kwenguva yakareba. Sagittars anotya kuchembera, saka ivo vanozvirongedza ivo pachavo maererano nechirongwa chizere, vachisimudza basa idzva kana kuti pane kusununguka. Uyezve, ivo vachatemerwa kuti vasurure kurova mumasubhi ematawindo uye vachazvivimbisa kuti: "Ndichamuroverera, ndichazvibata, ndakakodzera uye kunyange, pensioner, ichakundwa."
