Hazvigoneke kutaura kuti vakadzi veRussia vari kuda kuvarume vavo. Izvo zvakaringana vasikana vane nzira senge mune iyo anecdote - "haiendi pasi pake, uye yakanaka," iri mune yakanyatso gakara, tsika kana kusuwa. Uye zvakadaro pane zvinhu zvinouraya chishuwo chebonde kunyangwe kubva kune vakadzi vasingaenzaniswi zvakanyanya. Varume vanovamisa.
Ndisina kupfeka uye mumasokisi
Prelude yose uye ipapo mukadzi anogona kungofunga nezve fungus yetsoka, iyo iwe yauri kuyedza kuyedza kuvanda kubva pairi, uye kuti vanogona kutapukirwa neshungu dzekutsvaira. Uye izvi zvichiri kana pfungwa yebasa, mukadzi uyu anobvumirana nekutanga uye mberi.Shaggy armpits
Vasikana vanowanzoda mazamu emurume, kashoma kuve nechimwe chinhu chinopesana nemakumbo emurume ane mvere, asi iyo pristine yebvudzi pasi pemakumbo ari pasi pemakumbo anovhiringidzika kwazvo. Chekutanga, vese vari mu-main, zvinoita kuti iwe uuyeuke kuti kunhuwa kwemuviri kwechirume kwakasimba kupfuura vakadzi. Kechipiri, anounza mifungo nezve mhuka dzesango, orangutan, zvichingodaro. Kupisa kucheka kana kuba zvakanaka - inzira yakanakisa yekuchengeta yemurume. (Uye usakanganwe nezve mweya uye deodorant, zvakasikwa)
Zvipikiri
Iko hakuna chimwe chiitiko chinoshungurudza pane murume akadzidza kuti anochengeta mitezo yake yepazasi ndeye "pedicure" uye nekuda kwekuziva kwakaipa kwechiLatin uye chiFrench nekutyisa kwakasiiwa kubva mumakumbo aya. Iyo fungus, ingrown zvipikiri, ichisiya maburi mumashiti ezvidavha zvezvitsitsinho. Tine hurombo, asi hapana chinhu kubva kuMacho.Stick fodya inonhuwira
Chinhu chimwe chete ichocho chichava chinhu chinonhuwira (uye kwete nekuda kwemuromo wake) murume anogeza anotema mutema, uye chimwe chinhu chishure cheutsi kubva mumuromo make, ziso, nzeve, mashirwi, zvose, zvose zvinopesana. Hapana mumwe wevakanyanya kushungurudzika haaite kunge zvepabonde. Geza uye venttilate - heino zviito zviviri zvinobatsira.
Overer
Kuti vanwe kubva manheru uye vakadzi vazhinji vasiri kure - pane madekwana akasiyana, asi kukwira kutsvoda mangwanani chete nekuti iwe unoda pfungwa inosemesa ne hangover. Keail pamutsipa, kufema padivi.Chikumbiro chekutamba ne penis
Uye kwete mupfungwa yekudzvinyirira rudo, asi mupfungwa "iwe ungada kupa chirevo kune yedu TV chiteshi? Taura muMicrophone "kana rwiyo rwekutaura kwavari mumhepo kuruboshwe. Ah kwete. Hazvitombove kunyange kuseka uye kwete kwakanaka, nezve zvepabonde pano uye kutaura hakugone.
Kuvapo kwezita re penis
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