Mwana emwana, vanoti varume vasingafarire. Magitis them, zvisizvo, vanonyadzisira uye havabviri. Iva netsitsi, ndingataura sei nezvedu?
Isu tinoda varume. Ivo katsi. Uye zvakare matanda, nyani nenguruve. Zvakanaka, mune pfungwa - mhuka. Ehe, murume wese ari mhuka mhuka. Ndosaka:
Inofanira kubikwa
Varidzi vekitsi vanoziva kuti zvinoitika kana zvisingadururi kana zvisingadururi muhomwe muhari: kutanga mhuka yakagumburwa ichatanga kukuchera mbambo, ipapo - kupururudza uye kubvarura linoleum. Izvi zvakafanana nemurume. Kubva ku "mudiwa, chii chatinacho chemanheru?" Usati "iro gehena hapana wekudya mumba muno ?!" Paavhareji, maminetsi matatu anopfuura. Kwete, haaori zvake. Ari katsi.
Kumashure kwake kunoda kubviswa
Unoziva here zvichaitika kana ukasunungura ferret kubva kune cage uye uende? Nzira ichaonekwa mumba. Trail yakaparadzwa nemarara. Unogona kutamba munzira uye kudzoreredza tsoka dzetsoka nzira yemhuka. Saka iwe uri mangwanani eChingatsKuk, chaicho? Iwe unofanirwa kugeza kumashure kwake kapu, pukuta crumbs kubva patafura uye kubvisa sosi yefiriji. Nekudaro, isu tinoenda mberi: simudza zvimedu, pukuta puddle pasi peimba yekugezera, geza girazi, gluple paste, geza bristle kubva mukunyura kubva mukunyura. Iwe, iwe unoti, Akaenderera mberi? Wakapfeka here uye wasara? Spoon yeshangu munzvimbo dzakarembera.
Inofanira kudzidziswa
Uye neimwe nzira pasina nzira. Mubatsiri akanakisa ibhuku rinoti "Usakura Muimbwa." Kusimbiswa kwakanaka kwekuvambira chokwadi chekuti pakupedzisira akaroverera pasherufu. Kurumbidzwa, kukwira, farira kuravira. Asi kusimbiswa kwakashata kwakaonda. Usamurova nepini inotakuro, kana akauya akadhakwa nenguva dzechitatu mangwanani. Nguva pfupi yakati pakati pehusiku humwe akauya kwaari SMS: "Mudiwa, mota yako inotora kumadota, chii chandinofanira kuita?". Paano famba, taura kuti muhondo isingaenzaniswi yakadzivirira kodzero yake yekupaka zvisiri izvo. Iwe uri denderedzwa rehudiki, uye haana kunetsa mukatsi akafa. Mupfungwa - isina kudhakwa.
Anoronga ndima
Iwe unofunga isu tiri pamusoro pemasokisi here? Haha. Masokisi zvidiki zvinhu. Zvichava segwenzi remakungwa kune gwenzi rinotyisa pamusuwo, kunyangwe chirimwa chisina kugadzikana chakundikana zvachose. Matagi chaiwo ndeaya mazita akatenderedza perimeter. Mabheti pasherufu mubhavhu. Screwdriver pane windows. Bhatiri kubva kuZhiguru ari pamhanza. Cartridges kubva dandy mune wadhi. Dumbbells mune the wallway. Akarasikirwa nemakiyi kubva kumota? Tarisa muNursery, chokwadi ivo varipo.
Arikutsvaga pack
Iyo yadhi-garage kirabhu yeTazodov "Victor, shpunk neVasyan". Commonwealth yematare eiyo hockey kirabhu "LOHOHET". Mubatanidzwa "doro neChishanu". Alliance "cottage cese arikudya". Boka revagari varo varoyi uye varidzi veYorkshire. Union yevarume vane mabwe mumatambudziko ematehwe uye magirazi pasina diopters. Boka remhumhi dzePolar uye boka revatombo. Iwe unoziva, kwete zvese zvinotyisa, chokwadi. Chinhu chikuru ndechekuti varume ivavo vane mweya wako weropa haana kugeza muzvitubu pazuva remauto emhepo. Uye saka - iwe unogona kurarama.
Inoratidza genitals
Iko hakuna imwe tsananguro yeiyo metro syndrome. Iyo metro syndrome ndipo apo varimi vanonyepa vanogara pabhenji uye vakawaridza mitezo yavo yepazasi kuti vavakidzani vevakapoteredza vanofanirwa kutapurirana. Nekudaro, kana mumwe murume wechirume akagara padhuze, mazai anozvikudza achangotora nzvimbo yakajairika - zvakanaka, sekugona. Asi kana paine mukadzi ari pedyo, saka zvese: rangarira kusafa "Ini ndinobuda muukuru hwangu"? Prafrazing classics, unogona kuenderera mberi achiti: "Tarira, godo, ini ndiri mabvumirano."
Anotamba Mitambo Yemuchato
Kukunyevera mumapazi ebhodhi (mune pfungwa, maboquets), anokwikwidza iwe nemapepa akanaka emwana (mumhete - anotasva newe padivi naPrairie naRzhedramas vobva vanoti ini akazvifarira), anosiya iwe olenia dumbu - kunakidzwa (zvakanaka, iwe unonzwisisa). Yenguva yekuve, kusvikira nguva yasvika. Uye ipapo anokufadze uye anonyangarika. Kana ichikanda ganda. Ugh iwe mupfupi: Iye achakuputira iwe kana iwe, iye uchakuudza kuti wakakora, anobvunza kuti chii chaunofanirwa nemari muhuwandu hwakadai. Uye iyo gallant yaive gore riripo, sezvo minhenga yakarova!
Anonanzva yake ..
Zvakanaka, kureva kuti, inovhuvhuta: o)
