"Kuti ave mukadzi idanho rakakura," izvi hongu. Asi hapana nzira nekuti garaisiri "kunyura kupenga." Iko kumwe kuwanda kwegamba iri muhupenyu hwezuva nezuva hwemusikana wese! Nekuti - Zvakanaka, ngatione: Chii chinonzi vakadzi kuti vave vakaoma kupfuura Hooligan? Uye ona: Ehe, zvingangoita zvese! 1. Rent urini yekuongorora
Paunenge uchiri mucheche wakapfava uye unodziya, uye nyika yako yemukati inoshuva kuongorora, iwe unotora urini. Uye iwe uchiri, ngirozi isina mhaka, isinganzwisise izvo zvese zvatakareva zvido zvekufamba muchipatara - uye haugone kufadza uye pachave nekuzvida uye nerwiyo rwekuenda. Uye kana maitiro acho aine mwana wechirume anopfuura zvakanyanya kana kushoma, mukadzi achangozvarwa anofanirwa kuona kutyisa kwevakadzi vekutanga. Zvakanaka, semuenzaniso, inodanwa zvachose pabhandi mupakeji. Kunyadziswa kwakadaro! Uye ipapo iwe unogara neiyi kindergarten sezvaunoda.
2. Kuputsa Bey
Kuvaka guta riri mujecha uye kuiparadza, kuti udzingise bhora uko mhuru dzisina kudzingirira pink gadget. Asi aiwa, pairi tights ne butterflies mumvuri "chidya chekuvhunduka nymph" uye akaderera-zy. Tyzhochachka! Iyi mantra inoita kunge munhu wese achararama, nekambani ine usingafi "usacheme, asi ini ndichawana izvozvi."
3. Bata bhazi
Avo vaiuya nehofisi yemakambani, uye avo vauya nekufambisa kwemadhorobha, chokwadi vaive mukubatanidzwa uye chakavanzika sangano rekuremedza kwevakadzi. Kunyangwe iwe uine zana nguva yakanakisa yemitambo fomu, pane kuti chinhu chisina kunaka chinomhanyisa pamberi pako - iye akagadzikana magadziri uye mapundu mazhinji, uye iwe hauna kusimba.
4. Bill kune vakomana kana vakadzi
Iye mukomana akaenda kumusikana, haana kufarira, akaenda kune vakomana vakakosha mune psychotherapist (girazi: Girazi, ona ndima 7) - Pashure pekuti akaenda kunovondedzera vateereri, sezvaaida iye ndokumwe pamusoro pake mutsipa, uye akamurera. Zvakanaka, kana kuve picaper uye akadzidzisa nyika yese yechirume muhuwandu hwakakodzera kunzwisisa kwe "Babsk sutty". Uye musikana akaenda kumukomana ane unyoro, uye akaisa chando ... uye madhayera madzipiso ekuvhiringidzika, nyanza inodikiswa yekufungisisa uye isingaperi yekuzvivimba!
5. kuda mabheji
Nechimwe chikonzero, vakomana vanoita kazhinji, kana vasingatenge mabheji. Vanozviita sei? Hazvibviri kunzwisisa. Masayendisiti haangatendi achikumbira mbambo. Chisinganzwisisike, chisinganzwisisike chiratidzo chechirume.
6. Kurwara
Mukomana - anorwara kunge? Zvakanaka, isu tese tinoziva zvakanaka. Anowira kumashure kwake uye anoshevedzera inzwi raRevanan: "Ini ndiri musanganiswa unobhadharwa munyika uye unofanira kuva mai vamai vangu!" Mushure meizvozvo, nepfungwa yechikwereti chakapedzwa chakarara kumashure uye panguva imwechete inogara pamutsipa. Musikana haana ruzivo rwemukana wekuita iyo yakafanana circus trick. Anorwara kunge? Basa riripo sausage riripo (Ndine mhosva yakaruramisira pamberi pevakuru. Ndine urombo, ini ndakanga ndisingarware kwemaminitsi mashanu, ini ndairwara, ndichigadzirira soup kune mwana uye nemwana, anozvimhanya mumapharisi uye anoedza Bata chero munhu. Zvakare kupora kazhinji kazhinji nekukurumidza.
7. Inwa neshungu
Anonwa-zvinwiwa - uye zvichiri kuzvidzora, kunyangwe zvichinyangadza. Wakatogara panzvimbo yeropa muVigentes, Lambrisko inoyerera, uye iwe hausati warega kutyora chero makapu (kuti usataure muguta rako muchimbuzi uye gadzirisa madhiri kunge mukadzi wekupedzisira. Naizvozvo, vasikana zana zana kazhinji vanowanzoshandiswa pane psychotherapists kupfuura vakomana. Iyo ichangobva kuitika subconscious inoratidzwa kune ese shiri uye simba - kwemazana maviri rubles. Uye isu tine makumi masere emisangano ...
8. Enda kune mumwe munhu
Rwendo inzira huru yekudzinga, tangazve, kuti muongororwe. Muwanano - Kuti uzorodze kubva pazviri uye zorodza manzwiro. Kubva mairi - ingo tarisa pasi nenyika ine yakachena, isina kuvanzika mafudzi murume. Uye zvinosuruvarisa kuti hazvina kuchengeteka sei. Uye kunyange zvishongo zvakadiniko kana newe zvinoitika, zvese choir mhere: "Simanavai! Uye pane mumwe munhu! Hupenyu hwakadai! "
9. Iva mubereki
Zvese zvinhu zvakajeka pano. Pane rumwe ruoko rwakakwana "kufamba kwakashata" (zvakanaka, kana deft, asi kufamba). Kubva kune rumwe rutivi ... Kutanga, mwedzi mipfumbamwe yekuenderera mberi kwekushandurwa kwakasiyana siyana mune yavo yekuzvarwa (kamwe) muviri. Kafka ne "shanduko yake" nekutya. Nguva nenguva dzehusiku ", zviwanikwa" uye munyengetero "pazvinopera." Kana zvikaguma - nguva ye "mamamam, nikhasyu-ouu!" Mubereki wechipiri pane zvakanaka zvinyepedzera. Asi zvakanyanyisa muhafu zvese izvi mufaro hazviwanzo kukamurwa.
10. disselve
Ndizvozvo, zvinoita kunge wakaroora uye zvakarambana. Asi kwete. Mukomana - iye, unoona, gondo. Uye iwe - iwe unoziva, kubereka, begoo! Uye zvinomira zvichichema nepahwindo. Nhume! Uye iyi pfungwa dzambuya-dzinotakura - iye anongoerekana aziva zvachose kwete chete pakubereka mbeu chete. Iye anoyerera achibva kuhama dzako, anotarisa kunze kwevaasikana - uye dzimwe nguva tichitsvedza mumaziso ehurongwa hwako mugirazi!
Nenzira, pano tinoita sekunge tinobata nheyo huru: Zvakaoma kuva musikana - iye ari iye ari hypnotizing ne "mudzvanyiriri" mararamiro ehupenyu. Asi iyi ndiyo nyaya yakaparadzana yese! ..
