Zvakanaka, zvinonakidza zvinonakidza-mapiritsi!

Vapikicha vevatengi vari paInternet vakawana rudzi rutsva rwemavara. Kune rwiyo-pie, kune nhetembo-poda. Uye iyi inhetembo ye piresi!

Uye munyori wavo - Pave Majorov. Murume uye steamer. Munyika inozivikanwa pasi pezita rekuti "mapiritsi", kubva kupi nezita renhetembo dzake dzasvika. Isu takasarudza zvakanakisa uye tinokukoka kuti ubatane nezvatinofarira!

Padivi pesango kuenda kuhowa uye kubva pamakumbo kwaari mu * bu, nekuti chisimba chemhuka kwandiri nguva yakareba

Akafamba netsika. Akawana nhema nhema.

Parasitic fungus? Muuropi hwangu? Zvakanaka. Zvakanaka.

Anobata tururu kumba uye tururu.

Ndinovenga Ini pachangu handizive kuti nei.

Sanganisira kunyepa kwenhema; Gara, usafambe, usadaro rye.

Mangwana ndakatsemuka ndega. Fuck * kunyemwerera iwe muF * Pu, saint valentine.

Akawa kubva pasofa, huma. Asi haana kufa? Haana kufa.

Ini ndauya kuzogara muKalindenrar, asi hakuna munhu aifara.

Musikana anokwenenzverwa nembongoro. Ndokufa. Zvino tarira.

Ini ndinoenda kubasa ini, ndakarara mock, mudiwa kubva kune yero zvidhinha.

Yakagadziriswa kuti ishande muhofisi, uye mugore, iyo gruitary gland.

Zvino wakati aburitsa munondo kubva mumucheto, chenjera kwazvo.

Madam ndinonzwa chando kuseri kwegedhi. Anotonhorera, uye ndazvizadza.

Inflate Soap Bubbles - uye nyika inova nemutsa.

Kuongorora kwenguva pfupi kwekati dhizaini: Pamusoro pemakushe, uye mukati - kusava nebasa.

Mojito ine moss! Ndakamwa mukombe uye pakarepo fucking!

200 magiramu enguruve enguruve - zvave zvakawanda here kana zvishoma?

Bitches, fleas uye kunyima ... saka kutora PSA? Ngatisarudzei.

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Chii chakagogodza pasi? Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Kuve mukudzora; Iwe uchachinja kumeso. Nokukurumidza kurangarira amai vaMwari, ndinonzwa ndakanyarara nezvaBaba.

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Panguva yekuita, ndakarambidzwa pfungwa yekungwarira.

Tarisa uone Dosimeter ichasarudzwa. Ndofunga ivo vari kuwanikwa.

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Ini handizorega chipmunk. Chero zvazviri, nepo.

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Maxim aida kutsvedza kunge nguruve. Naizvozvo, aigara ega.

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Ndakafamba nezuro kune collage museum. Kremi Amai, chii crap.

Murwi akakanda muvengi aine grenade. Ainzi EB *** Tom.

Muchirimo, zuva rese raunzwa mudondo uye muto birch sosi.

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Ini ndinoenda, ndichibvisa mole. Parizvino, iyo mamaki ndeye 4-0.

Anodyara Rye, uye ane ruvengo. Ndakamirira Amagedhoni.

Kubva kukitsi honye uye nhunzi. Zvikasadaro, ivo havana kushata.

Chii Chakamirira Vanhu Vakaisa Muwanano? Hope dzehupenyu, kurwadziwa uye nerima.

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Gerasim akanyura mahesera kubva kune ane pfungwa.

Mukunhuhwirira kweDewenny uye, ndinotya, hapana chikonzero.

Ini ndinobvisa imba yehunyanzvi nechiitiko pakati peimbwa uye neZinoukhul Draza.

Zvinoitika kuti makonzo achazadzwa - anoidza katsi uye kufema muchubhu.

Mhuka dzose dzakafamba pamusoro pemvura, uye nzou haisi. Aive akapusa.

Sezvaunoziva, Leek inouraya zvirimwa, asi hazvisi zvachose zvinobudirira kurwisa hamu uye chmarey.

Mushure mekusangana naDzhigurda, mombe dzakawa hove.

Mufurati Kwakaita isu mhiri kwemhanza, leprechaun yadzorerwa usiku, yakadhonza denderedzwa remashizha mana uye zvidhori zvakati wandei.

Ndakatenga nguruve nezuro. Zvisina chinangwa Kungova.

Tine Pythoni akararama uye Ferret. Uye ini ndiri chinhambarire kuti ndisaponesa.

Uye katsi yakamuka kapeti. Makumbo aRaster zvakare.

Ani naani anoziva kuti ngamera inyamedza zuva ririnani kana asingamwi kvass uye haaendi kuziya.

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Ini handifarire kushambidza ndiro. Ini ndinoda kudya, asi ini handizoshamba.

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Poplar fluff ndiye mweya yenhunzi dzakanaka, uye makekeari emisidhari ndiwo mweya yezvakaipa.

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Sezvo Omar Khayam akati, Iwe urikungurira kune ese x * maburi.

Munzvimbo yeTambov, mabheya anoba waya kubva mhangura.

Beaver ini ndakasarudza bazi. Ndakatora beaver, ini ndaitora.

Kana katsi pasi pekugezesa yasvika, pamwe anogona kushushikana. Kana iye aritari ipapo anovaka yeropa dema mess.

Uyo anobatwa nemvura inoyera, anofa vadiki.

Pano kuti uenzanise naSharpei. Kupinza benzi. Asi iwe uri mbeveve.

Mukudya kwangu kubva kuNettle uye kwakapwanyika, zvakanyanyisa kuchengeta zvisungo zvekuenda kuno fuck it.

Kuti kudada, kubatsirwa kweshumba yekare kunounza chete vakafa chete.

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