Baba vavanakomana vaviri kwemakore akati wandei vakanyora pfupi nyaya dzinonakidza kubva kuhupenyu hwemhuri. Mhuri imwe neimwe ine vana nguva nenguva inoitika chimwe chinhu chakadai. Zvimwe uchadzidza vana vako mune imwe yeaya mabhekisi.
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Mwanakomana ane makore mana anofamba achitenderera imba, ichi "ichi chinonzi tantuum verde Fortde. Anouraya hutachiona muhuro ... "Ndakashamiswa rwiyo rusina kujairika ndokubvunza kwaainzwa. "Zvino ini naamai vangu pavakapinda mumotokari, rwiyo urwu rwakaratidzwa paradio," mwana akapindura. "Inoimba Timati," mudzimai wakatsanangura, "Enda kumativi ose." Pano ndakasarudza kugoverana njere dzababa vangu nezera diki uye ndakataurwa mutsika. - Mwanakomana, iyi haisi rwiyo rwakajairika, asi kushambadza. Artist Timati akabhadhara mari mari, uye saka anoimba rwiyo nezve mushonga. - Sezvizvi? - Mwanakomana akashamiswa nehurongwa hwakadaro husina kujairika hwehukama hwemagadziro. - Zvino nezve mushonga wakaimba, zvisati zvaitika pamusoro pazvo nezve sosi. Iwe unobhadhara, uchaimba nezvako. Ndiani akamuripira, pamusoro pevaya waanoimba. Unonzwisisa here? - Ehe, ndinonzwisisa. Chii chose chakanaka uye nemutsa, iyi Timati!
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Mumakore 2,5, Mwanakomana akafunga kundiudza kuti nguva yekurara isati yarara: "Iriteka naYazba ... Baba vari kumwa aaa aaa aaa, amai vari kunwa uye aa Aaa ... Chiawatka ari kumwa Ah Ah aaa, stulsik ari kunwa ... zvese zvakadhakwa! Kunyengetera Sycachka! "
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Ini ndinogara pakombuta, mwanakomana ane makore mashanu akakodzera uye anotambanudza piritsi. - Baba, kubatsira kunyora nenzira kwayo mubvunzo muYandex. - Drictuch, mwanakomana. - "Maitiro Ekuita C-DE MU RD TAL kuGehena" - ??? !!!!!!!!!! - Ini ndongotamba minecraft ikozvino.
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Ini ndinotarisa mutambo wevanakomana. Mukuru (ane makore masere) akavhara muchimbuzi. Mudiki (makore matatu) akabvaruka nemotokari kumukova wechimbuzi uye kogotit mune yake chibhakera.
Mukuru: ndiani aripo? Junior: Uyu ndiye, Postman Pechkin.
Mukuru: Chii chaunoda? Junior: Ini ndauya kuzodya zvehupombwe hwako.
Senior: Une chokwadi pechekin here? Junior: Iwe unonyatsove nehata here?
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Kusvika makore manomwe, Mwanakomana ave achiramba achitamba kwemakore akati wandei akatanga kutangira. Rimwe zuva yakauya kumba uye nekudada inotaura: - Baba, ini ndakatamba pamberi pemakamera nhasi! - Kuita zvakanaka! Kupi? - muchitoro.
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Mwanakomana ane makore mashanu okukura akauya uye akatarisa zvakakomba akati:
"Baba, uye munoziva kuti zvinyorwa zvekare zvakabikwa kubva kumunhu weuroyi weuroyi? Ipapo varwi vakamwa potion, vakashanduka kuita berderkov, nekuti midzimu yemhuka dzose dzakagadzirwa mavari - mapere kana mabheya. Ndakafunga kuti mabheya nemhumhi zvinogona kunge zvichishaikwa zvachose. Iwe unofungidzira kuti vikings vaituka sei, panzvimbo yemhumhi, imwe mweya yakashandurwa mavari, senge zvidhori kana honye ... "
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Ini ndinouya kumba ndichibva kubasa manheru, mwanakomana ane makore manomwe anosangana pamusuwo uye anopenyawo kubva mukudada. - Baba, iwe unoziva kuti ndiri ani? - Mwanakomana, sarudzo dzakawanda kwazvo kosi ... asi, sezviri pachena, hausi pamusoro pe "cute puppsik" kana chimwe chinhu chakadai? - Baba, ini ndiri rapper yaMwari! - ... .. gm ... Who? - Nhasi ndakaudzwa kuti ini ndaive Rucher raGod Mwari. - Chokwadi, uchangobva kurira? - Zvakanaka, pamwe hazvina kunyatso ... Hongu, chokwadi, zvaisava. Ini, Baba, Rapper kubva kuna Mwari!
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Mwanakomana anotevera ane makore mashanu akanzwa kubvumidzwa kwakakurumbira kuti vanhu vevhudzi raigara rakaoma. Kuyerera kwenguva yakati, hazvina musoro kuti: "Zvinoitika kana murume ari curly, zvinoreva kuti zvakange zvaroora."
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Akakurudzirwa Mwanakomana uyu ane makore mashanu emakore ane makore mashanu emvura, akazungunuswa uye akataura kuti iye zvino ane "mauto anofamba" uye haachazorara.
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Mangwanani mwanakomana ane makore mashanu okukura akandinakidza nemutsara uyu: "Astanavisavisda mwana!" Mazuva mashoma apfuura, iyo terminator yakaratidzwa paTV.
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Pamakore matanhatu, mwanakomana airatidza nezvaMwari achiti: "Baba, zvinoita sekunge kwandiri ngirozi - ivo vane Mwari kwete chete vabatsiri, asiwo shamwari. Funga nezvangu, Mwari oga asina shamwari uko kumusoro pamusoro pegore kungave kwega uye kusuwa. "
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Kukurukurwa nemwanakomana wake, mushandirapamwe uri kuuya muboka rekutanga. Pakutanga akateerera zvinyaya yangu zvakadzikama kuti chikoro chaive chikamu chitsva chinonakidza muhupenyu hwake, kwaaizowana shamwari zhinji dzakanaka uye zviitiko zvinonakidza. Mushure meizvozvo, iye akatanga kugoverana zvirongwa, sezvaaingoenda kwenguva yekutanga mukirasi yekutanga. Anoti, wekutanga kujairana ndicho chinhu chakanyanya kukosha, saka ndinofanira kunge ndine epic inoonekwa. Huyai, unoti, iwe uchadya newe pawelectrospoocata kumhanyisa pane imwe nzvimbo kune makiromita gumi eawa. Isu tinoisa pamasiki emakona uye magirazi akasviba. Iwe uchave uri mune ngowani, uye ndiri munhengo, serunyanzvi. Uye ndichave tese ndiri mutema. Uye chokwadi chemuimbi we ramstein. Pano chete ini handina kuuya pano, apo iyo ikholamu yakaiswa kuitira kuti ruzha rwuri puromic.
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Mwanakomana ane makore mana anotungamira hurukuro naamai.
- Amai, ngatiitei mambokadzi. - Huya uende - chero musikana chero anoda kuva mambokadzi.
- uye ndichava muchinda wako. Zvakanaka? - Zvakanaka.
- Nei munhu wese achida kuva mambokadzi? - Mambokadzi wakanaka kuva: akanaka, munhu wese anomuda, vanomuitira zvese.
- Zvakanaka, moms, iwe uchave mambokadzi wangu. Inongova ndiro raunogeza, kana zvisina kudaro handizive kuti ... uye kubika, uye kubuda. Ini ndiri muchinda wako, ini ndichakuchengetedza!
- Mwanakomana, uye ndiani akanakisa ipapo, muchinda kana mambokadzi? - Zvirokwazvo muchinda, anochengetedza.
- Uye kana mambokadzi weMuchinda Kuda Kugayira kuchamira? Muchinda achaitei? - Kwete, Amai, ini ndichagara ndichidyisa kuti ndidipe chikafu.
- Uku hakusi kupokana, pamwe mambokadzi ese mambokadzi anonyanya kukosha? :) - Kwete! Izvi zvinondiita iyo mashiripiti caterpillar akati!
Iye murume waawakaroora haana kumira hurukuro yakakomba uye akaseka, uye mwanakomana akaramba akanyanya: - Ehe, mashiripiti. Ndakapfuura pano nezuro, akagara pabazi uye akataura ndokuti: "Muchinda ndiye mukuru"!
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- Baba, uye yakawanda sei yaunowana? - Ini ndinowana zvakajairika, mwanakomana. Tese tine mari yakakwana. - Baba, ndakaunganidza zviuru zvishoma - pamazuva ekuzvarwa ndakapa uye wabva kumazino emafuta. Rega ndigokupa iwe kwemavhiki maviri kuti iwe uve mazuva maviri iwe unogara mukombuta uye maziso haana kupamba. - ....
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