Mukukurukurirana kwenyaya ipi neipi nezvechirume zakydons hakuwanzo, ndiani anoyeuka poto yemuchengeti, asi mune yekutanga yepamusoro mimwe gumi nemaviri ichave iri "muhondo yake yakadai." Kune rimwe divi, pamwe pane chikonzero. Isu tese takaona vanakomana veiri kwazvo vamunofunga - uye muchibuda vangave nenguva, pamwe murume aive! Zvakanaka, vanotiudza matenga, ini ndaida kuona murume akanaka - kukura murume akanaka!
Hapana matoyi evakomana nematoyi evasikana!
Kune matoyi anofarira mwana, uye izvo zvaasingade kana kwete nezera. Vanamai, kwauchazowana murume, akanyorova akaomeswa steak, kutemwa nyore nyore nemumirioni miriwo, kana achiri kuita mimhanzi yake, kana achiri muduku, kana achiri muduku, kana achiri muhuduku wake kubva mumatoyi emadhora muIkea? Iko kunopisa kunovhenekera uye microwave anovhura, uye chigadzirwa chakadai ... vakatenga imwe pistol. Zvakanaka, ini ndichauraya munhu.
Zviri pachena kuti haufanire kuwira kumashure kwakanyanyisa uye kurembera murume nemuchero wepinki. Ingo kanganwa zvachose pakarepo pfungwa yekuti matoyi anokanganisa pasi - izvi hazvisi Hemophilia, pakupedzisira. Iwe haugone kunetseka kuti mukomana achazokura nekusaziva - Pasina nesu pachave nebindu uye nomubatiri wavanodzidza naye vanozounza iyo seti yemakemikari wechidiki haina kukwana masculine. Asi kana imba yemunhu yakashanda kuti inzwe nezve izvo zvaanofanira kuridzwa naye, asi nezvekuti zvinonakidza sei kushandisa zvinhu - kuitora pamusoro pekutya hazvisi nyore.
Ndeapi matoyi ipapo. Kune mumwe weshamwari yangu, iye zvino anenge mita maviri, jaya riri mukamuri rekupfeka rechikoro chekutanga rakapetwa nezvinorehwa, zviri muPantyhose, uye saka kwete mukomana. Iye murume akashamisika zvekuti akatanga kutsvaga uye ongororo, akawana kuti ndiani mumwe, kunze kweIntyhose, uye akaviga musoro wenyaya wekutyora.
Uye mumwe mukomana mumwe chete, zvakadaro, mumwezve makore mazhinji, akanyura zvinyoronyoro chidhori pamusikana uyu, achitsanangura kuti vana vanofanirwa kurarama nekufamba nababa. "Vanangyi" vaviri kwenguva refu vakakwiridzwa mune uyo ari nani "muzukuru" ava, uye vana ava vakatamira kuboka racho uye vakachinjana kuDinosaurs, musikana mutsva aive nemutsva, asi nedzimba huru.
Varume vachichema
Uyezve kukosora uye poke. Uye zvimwe zviitiko zvakawanda zvepanyama zvemuviri zvinogadzira. Mumwe mubvunzo ndewekuti kuchema, cachat uye kukosora kwakaunza vanhu vanoedza kusiri muboka renzvimbo dzavaripo. Misodzi ndeye yakajairika yemunhu maitiro ekushushikana, kutuka uye kurwadziwa kwemuviri. Uye Amai, avo vanopwanya kuti makore ake matatu ekuchema nemakore matatu achizviona achiona kuti Tiger ane makore matatu, anotakurwa nekuba, akarohwa, akarohwa, baba uye ambuya. Maiwe, kusavapo kwemisodzi ndeimwe yezviratidzo zvinovhiringidza kwazvo mukuvandudzwa kwepfungwa kwemwana. Uye kana mudiki autisistist ari kuchemera kekutanga pamusoro peBambi, pane zororo mumba, hongu.Mumwe mubvunzo ndewekuti ungaita sei kumisodzi yevarume. Zvakanyanyisa pane zvese - kuve nechokwadi. Kana isu takapihwa pipi muhuduku nguva dzese pataisiya ... zvinotya kunyange kufunga kuti zvingadai zvakakura. Saka nemisodzi. Usavasimbise semaitiro. Puck mukunyarara chero munhu ane kodzero. Amai pamabhiza - kana vakabvunzwa kune vanobata uye kuwana mvumo. Uye pakarepo misa misodzi - nei? Munhu anofanira kurarama kurwadziwa kwake, kuitora, kuzvikunda. Uye kana iwe ukaburitsa, kungave nemutodzi kana achingoda kudzidza kuramba kurwadziwa. Uye iyo inotevera Simbi lumberjack ichakura, yatinove nayo munyika uye saka muhuwandu.
Iko hakuna basa rechirume uye basa revakadzi. Kune basa nezera
Kana mukomana asina kuudzwa zvakanyatso kuziviswa kuti chero imba yenguva dzose imba iri mukadzi, pachayo haingawani. Kungoti hazvina musoro. Pakanga pane "murume achazunza huni, mukadzi wangu anooma chitofu, vana vanopfeka zvivi" - pfungwa yaive: basa rega rega pamba yaive mumba pachayo, uye kunze. Iye zvino vanoshora kuchenesa uye kubhejera kurembera simbi zvinoshamisa, zvinodikanwa kuti vagadzirira nguva dzose, uye masherufu ane muvakidzani akanaka ane muvakidzani akanaka mazuva ese. Iwe unoda kuchikura here?
Murume wemakore mana anogona kuburitsa kuchema kwemuchina mubheseni. Kana ari iye, izvi hazvisi nyore, dombo rinobiwa uye rinorema; Asi haasi kure kudaro kutsamira samai. Disassemble socks uye shandisa ivo pazvipfeko zvinoputika - apa iwe waita kurovedza muviri pamusoro pekutarisira uye chinhu chakanaka. Vakomana vanoedzwa neukanyoro uye hupfu husina kufadza kupfuura vasikana, uye vageza kicheni gare gare - izvo zvakaenzana kune avo. Kusona uye kuswededza hazviwanzo kufadza kuti izvo izvo izvi, asi chiitiko "chakapambadzirwa" chakapambwa "chakapetwa nemafungiro ezvinhu. Iyo Great Nikolai Noov mune nyaya "chigamba" chakaratidza musoro wenyaya iyi.
Asi chinhu chinonyanya kukosha kumukomana wako, zvisinei, zvimwe haafanire kutaura izvozvo - murume anogona kubheka chibhokisi akazvimirira, kusona girazi rakatsvuka uye usatore hupenyu hunorwadza senzombe senzombe yemhete mumhino. Iye amene aine ngarava.
Pane imwe nyaya huru yemhedzisiro yeiyo gres disks muzvipfuyo. Chinyakare, zvakadaro kubva ku "worelifyona". Munyori Yuri Sotnik, "vatapwa vaRaykin." Zvinogona kuverengerwa nezvemakore masere, uye zvinobatsirawo kundipa baba kana ambuya kana vakanyura kuti mukomana akadzidzise zvinhu zvese zveBabi. Zvikuru ... inonakidza nyaya. Nekubatwa kwehutano, kutyisidzira uye kusviba.
Hapana mitemo yakaparadzana yemafambiro nevasikana nevakomana!
Pane tsika dzinonzwisisika. 1. Usaite kuti munhu anongove asina kusimba. 2. Usave wakanyorwa. 3. Usabhawa kuti ndiani anozvipira. 4. Usa bay isina chinhu. Zvese. Semuenzaniso, pigtail yeganda, inozvitutumadza pamusoro pemashoko ari padhesiki repamberi pese panosvika mumapepa maviri, (kutanga uye wechina). Uye chekutanga, isu hatimbodzidzisa vasikana kuti varoorane nevasikana, "uye mune yegiredhi rechitanhatu rinowanikwa kuti vakomana vachiri kuhukura mune imwe hafu yehuswa, uye negondo kubva munzeve uye sekondari zviratidzo vakura, uye wepakati waunodzidza naye wepakati worldmate zviri nyore kutora armpit. Uye kuendesa hakugone kupihwa - zvakafanana "akarova musikana!"
Chiitiko chekusaruramisira uye kusabatsira, apo vana vese vakaenzana, asi vamwe vana vakaenzana - izvi hazvisi chokwadi chekuti iwe unoda munhu mupenyu chero upi zvake panguva yekuumbwa kwemunhu. Saka nzira ine hutano zvakanyanya kune iyi nyaya inogona kuwanikwa muchikamu chemitambo yemamwe wu-shu, uko vana vachazonyadzisa kwete pasi, asi mukukura uye uremu. Uyezve mumakore anotevera mwanakomana wako, akanzwa kukoka "Zvinogoneka kurova mukadzi wake," hazvishamiswe na: "Uye mukadzi asiri murume chii, kana chii?", Kwete kutanga kufungidzira izvo zvisiyiso izvo vane vasikana ava.
Nenzira, kurwa Kazhinji - Kufunga nezvemitemo mana ataurwa pamusoro - kunyange zvakanyanya. Kana ese mana mapoinzi akacherechedzwa, hazvibviri kutuka kurwa. Asi izvi, chaizvo, uye vasikana vanoshanda.
Oo, iwe uchakuudza, bata vasikana vakaita se "uye chii, vanhu vakaita sevanhu" - asi zvakadii nezve hunhu, asi zvakadiniko nezveFlirt? Flirt, zvakajairika, kwete chinzvimbo chisingaperi kune vese nemunhu wese, uye mutambo unosanganisira uye kudzima mutambo. Iyi inguva yekufunda uye mutambo, asi kumanikidza mukomana wekunyepedzera pamwe nevakadzi vese mumutsara wezvinhu ... Mommy, iwe unofanirwa kukura mwanakomana kana rudzi rweealphond?
Etiquette haizoramba kuwanda kwerudzi "ipa nzira munzira uye nzvimbo yekugara kune avo vakaoma." Ndeupi musiyano waanenge wakwegura, akaremara, ane nhumbu zvakanyanya, kana munhu akaoma, anogona kuoneka. Uye iyo yakachipa tete haizofara iye amene, kana akatangwa kusiya nzvimbo munzira yepasi ("Ndizvozvo, ndinotaridzika zvakanaka ???")
Vanhu vedu vechidiki vanoziva vakakura muukama hwevabereki, vanozvipira kupa vakadzi vaiziva kuti vabatsire nemotokari uye vakanaka kudedera mudiwa; Ini ndinofara kutora chikamu mukutamisa shamwari dzinowirirana; Dzidza kana dzimwe nguva kukanda zvidzidzo zvavo kuti vashande uye vanoratidza; Firm naEnariki, uye dzimwe nguva vatove vakaroora - uye kazhinji vanoita fungidziro yevarume vakanyanya.
Uye, nenzira, amai vasikana, ramba uchifunga - vakomana ava vanowanzogadziridzwa zvakanaka uye vasingatyi vacheche.