Isu taimbove vatsva kune vatsva. Kunonoka kwakanyanya, mibvunzo yakabvunzwa yakabvunza kana, pane kudaro, haina kubvunza nezve inonyanya kukosha. Iye zvino tinogona kurangarira nekuseka.
Newbie akanonoka
Pazuva rako rekutanga, pazuva rekutanga ndasvika na3 PM ndine purogiramu yebasa kubva ku6 am.
Hapana varume
Ndakanga ndiri zuva rekutanga mukamuri rekushandisa (17 makore). Ndakaudzwa kuti ndisimbise vharuvhu pane okisijeni balloon, uye ndakanga ndisina mauto akakwana. Kumbira chero munhu: iyo yakazara brigade mune zvipfeko zvisina marara. Ini ndakaudzwa: ngatimhanye, tsvaga murume zvakadaro, nguva iri kuuya! Ini ndiri mushongo, ndine chivimbo chekuti kune murume anokurumidza nekuda kwangu, kubhururuka kuenda kumusuwo unotevera (uye pane imwe nzvimbo yekuvhiya) nekuchema "Ini ndinoda murume nekukurumidza!" Uye ndinonzwa ndichipindura kuti: "Tine hurombo, tese tese tese."
Hove dzinokuvadza
Ndine basa semupepeti. Ini ndakapihwa kuti nditarise chinyorwa nezvehove, umo izvo chaizvo uye nyaya yakasangana nemutsara "Koi Carps". Ini ndakanga ndisingazive kuti iyo Carps inodaidzwa kudaro, uye yakasarudza kuti izvi zvikanganiso: Archarisimu uye yakarasika comma. Nenzira yakajeka kugadzirisa zvese kune "CAPPs, iyo," saka, mupfungwa, rugwaro rwacho rwakafaera.
AMORALE maitiro
Paunenge uchidzidza kuyunivhesiti, pazera ramakore gumi nemasere, dzaive mukuita muchiteshi. Akashanda semubatsiri wemabhiramu mukupisa suite. Ndakadzingwa kubva ipapo muvhiki yebasa. Akadaro - huya mumwedzi wemubhadharo. Uye nei? Vabati vehove vanodzoserwa kumba. Kwemwedzi mitanhatu, hove dzakabatwa. Uye ini ndichaita kuongorora uye kuenda kumigwagwa yekufamba kwemugwagwa, ndichifinha. Ndakaudzwa kuti: "Kuti ndirege kudzora basa revashandi vehondo."
Mupristi webasa
Basa rangu rekutanga rinogara richiramba richidudzirwa mumushumo muEmbassy rakabatana negadziriro yeTenzi. Ndakanyora iyi basa resainzi, kusanganisira kubasa. Uye kana mukuru wechinyakare zvakanyanya kuchienda kuhofisi yangu inotonhorera pasina yambiro yezvinyorwa zvinonzi bhuku rinonzi "Zvibayiro zveGreek zvechiGiriki chechiGiriki chekare, uye rugwaro runoenderana nekombuta .
Pink Geyser
Kununurwa muhofisi yepakati yeSbheri, paakadzidza pazuva reshanu. Pekutanga nzvimbo yakakomba. Mangwanani, pasipoti yakarasika kubvunzurudzwa. Uye kunze kwake, ivo havana kubvumidzwa muhofisi. Ini ndaitsvaga pasipoti yemaawa maviri, ndakawana, asi kwemaawa maviri ndakanonoka. Vakatora basa. Pazuva rekutanga chairo rekushanda, snack yakatorwa neni - iyo svutugadzike yogati iri mubhodhoro. Yakanga ichipisa, madhigirii makumi matatu. Munhu wese paakabuda mukamuri, ndakasarudza kumwa yogati, ndikawanikwa, uye kubva mubhodhoro - tsime remvura yepink. Comp, zvinyorwa zvakavanzika, mapofu, denga - zvese zvakanyoroveswa samaberi uye yaive mune pink madhiri. Zvisinganzwisisike zvakakwana, havana kutarisisa. Asi zvakanyadziswa - kutya kuri nyore.
STERS
Iyo yakagara mumugariro wenyika yeNyika-dzerunyararo, ese madhiri, uye ndaitya zvese. Pazuva rekutanga chairo randakatora neni trailer nehove dzehove, yekudya kwemasikati. Ndakaenda kubafura yemakambani, isa microwave ... uye vakaputika! Kubva pakutya kupukunyuka uye kunyepedzera kuti handisi pano. Zvakanaka, pakanga pasina Camcorder ipapo. Bosses vaiparadzwa: Iwo microwda akavhunika, uye hove yakanga yakaora, nguva iyoyo yakanga ichinyanya kunhuwa mune zvese zvakasvinura.
Kutonhora
Basa rangu rekutanga muIsrael munhu anomirira muresitorendi yeChinese. Zhizha, kupisa kunoshamisa. NeChishanu, manheru, imwe yeanonyanya kunetsa, zuva rangu rekutanga kubasa. Vanhu verima. Mubatanidzwa unouya, kuraira soda. Ndakamuvhura, ndinodururira mugirazi, kufamba kumwe kusava nehanya, girazi rinotendeuka uye doro rinonwa rakadururwa paari zvakananga pamabhurugwa. Babamunini vanogomera uye vakanyatsotuka vanoti: "Chando chekushambidzika mukupisa kwakanaka, asi nei pamazai?" Ndiri munomwe, ndakamhanyira kumashure ndikapinda mupfungwa dzangu nezveawa.
Yakagadziridzwa
Theatre yakatanga chipfeko. Kutanga, zvese zvipfeko zvacho zvine masitepisi uye zvakakanganiswa, izvo zvaakagamuchira iyo VTUK - zvipfeko kune iyo Halk uye inofanira kunge yakasviba uye mint.
Scrible
Pazuva rekutanga renguva pfupi, mumubatanidzwa, akagamuchira basa rekuzadza matikiti evadzidzi kumakosi matsva. Metitisistka, sezviri pachena, akasarudza kuti sezvo ini ndaive musikana anoshingaira ne pigtail, saka ndinofanira kunge ndiri kunyora semurume akanaka. Uye ini handina kufungidzira kuti nditi chete chinhu chaungarumbidza runyararo rwangu - iye ari kupeta. Ini handisati ndisina ziso, uye mazita aya haana kuzokwira tambo. Kazhinji, zvaive zvakafanira kuona vadzidzi pavakaratidza matikiti avo emudzidzi uye vakadzidza doodle yangu. Nezve ini, ivo vakayambira vese munhu: "Izvi hazvigone kuzadza mapepa emapurisa!"
Varapi vehondo
Panzvimbo iyo yaive tsika yakadaro kubva kune vashandirwi - yekukoka vadzidzi pazuva rekuedzwa, zvinoita sekunge kujairana netsika yemakambani. Basa rakanga rakashinga - kusvika manheru. Kazhinji mahara. Ini ndakapihwa kuzadza mabhuku mabhuku. Ndakavhiringidzika zvakanyanya, uye kubva kuvhoriyamu, uye nepfungwa yekuti hapana aigona kupindura mibvunzo. Izvo zvaive zvakafanira kuita zvinyorwa zvekupa mubairo, asi pakanga paine nzvimbo shoma dzekuti izvi muchimiro. Saka pane imwe nguva, panzvimbo pe "anokunda emakwikwi evashandi vakanaka," akatanga kunyora "kukwikwidza kwevaranda vakanyanya." Ini handifunge kuti mumwe munhu akaona chimwe chinhu.
Dhizaini Yako - Poop
Ini neimwe nzira ndakadzidza HTML panguva yemushandisi kuratidza font uye zvichingodaro. Nguva dziri paInternet dzaive dzesango, uye dzinoziva dzakandikurudzira kuti ndiite nzvimbo. Ini ndatambudza kwenguva yakareba, ndakaedza kufunga kuti izvo zvinorehwa nemitemo, nzira yekukwevera logo muIzwi (ndakanga ndisina dzidzo, kana mupepeti wehunyanzvi), vatengi vakadurura mafuta mumoto, Achida font yepepuru yemarongerwo enyika ... Kazhinji, ndakafara pavakafunga uye vakaripira mumwe munhu, mazwi haatauri. Uye anotonyanya kufara kana nzvimbo inonyadzisa yeangu kunyaradzana yakabviswa kubva paInternet.
Chengetedza mukuru
Mushure mekunge iyo Institute yaishanda kufekitori, mudhipatimendi revanogadzira, riripo vadiki. Takanga tine makamuri maviri muDhipatimendi. Mumwe, mudiki, pakanga pasina mukova kubva kukonzeri, kubva mukamuri guru chete. Ini ndinowanzo kusiya vekupedzisira apo vashandi vese vaive vachipatsanurwa. Pane imwe nguva ini ndakanganwa kutarisa kana paine chero mukamuri diki ... Zuva rakatevera rakaitika kuti ndakakiza mukuru ipapo. Aive murume akaomarara uye ane hunyoro, kunyangwe ndaizvidaidza kuti - ndakadana mumwe mushandi, akadzoka kubva muchitima ndokuisunungura.
Tsvaga spy
Ndine basa semaneja kune kambani yekutengeserana kuburikidza nehurefu hwakareba. Pazuva rekutanga chairo randakazobvumirana nevatorwa nevatorwa. Manheru, hama yakandifonera ikabvunza kana zvese zvaive zvakanaka uye kuti ndinoda sei basa idzva. Ini ndinofara kwazvo, ndakaudzwa kuti zvinhu zvese zvinoshamisa uye zvinonakidza sei kutaura nevatorwa. Zuva rakatevera racho sahwira wangu akaenderera nemakore akasviba. Kukurukurirana kwaive chakavanzika, uye hama yangu yaishandira vanokwikwidza.
Kupokana nekuseka
Shamwari yangu neni taive Juncaras, uye takaenda kumafambi emahara erudzi rwepombi, zvekuti takanyora chinyorwa nezvake. Kune mutori wemifananidzo aive shamwari, uye ini ndakanyora rugwaro rwokuenda. Akaita drobentko drobentko. Musikana wekutsvaga kona akakora, kukotama, pane chiitiko. Aive musikana wepamusoro, akanakisa, aine rakapendwa mune imwe mhando yeblue-dema ruvara ruvara. Muzhinji, Drobentko, netsaona kukanda tarisa munzira yake, haina kugona kukanganisa. Mukufamba kweMonologue, akasimudza gumbo uye giggles kwemasekondi mashoma. Uye nekuda kwayo, iri netsoka netsoka. Akamutsa, akabva ati, Sezvairipo, sekunge kuti haakanganise, akaderedza gumbo rake ndokuenderera mberi nezvokuchema kwake kubva kunzvimbo yakasarudzika: Ini ndakanganwa mazwi.
Macorate terks
Ini ndakashanda mune rimwe remabhangi, uye kwaive nevamwe vatongi ikoko kubva kuDhipatimendi redu repamutemo. Pane imwe nguva ndinotumira tsamba kuna vabati vangu: "Teerera, Lersh, mukuru wedhipatimendi remutemo nderweimwe mhando yemhando yekukuvadza." Mushure menguva yakati, mukuru wangu anopindura kuti: "Hongu, ndinoziva, asi nei waumbirisa?" Kazhinji, zvirokwazvo, ndakanyora kumusoro kweDhipatimendi repamutemo, uye akazviita
Basa rekurota
Ini ndaive gumi nemana, ndakagadzikana kuti ndikwire muchitoro chemabhuku pane tverskaya mushure mekuvhara. Zvaive zvakaipa kudada kuti iye amene akawana basa, chairo bhegi remari rakagadzirirwa. Kazhinji, ndokufira vabereki, nekuti akadzoka kune imwe mangwanani, uye kubva kune waanoshandira, nekuti ndakaverenga nguva dzese. Akadzingwa muvhiki.
Zvinotyisa zvitoro
Ini ndakazoita semutengesi (uye maneja), uye kambani yakatengeswa kusanganisira makemikari. Ini ndakatora oda manheru kune kambani, ndasvika kumba kunounza mutengi mangwanani-ngwanani, iyo yaive pedyo neimba yangu pane kuhofisi. Zvakanaka, imwe yematangi inoyerera. Ndakaisa magurovhosi erabha ndokutanga kuchenesa mvura kubva kukapeti mudhorobha, uye ipapo magurovhosi pamaoko angu akatanga kuparadzaniswa nenhamo yangu! Mubhangi yaive acid.
Mhoro kubva kare
Makore makumi maviri apfuura ini ndichine chechikoro chakanyorwa ongororo yemitambo yemagazini "matoyi ekutengesa." Neimwe nzira yakauya kuchitoro, uye ndakandipa toy nyowani bioforge uye ndichipfuura neChirungu pamashizha asina kunyatsorwadziswa. Ndauya nomufaro uyu kumupepeti uye ndikabvunza imwe 4 megabytes yegondohwe, sezvo aive nezvinodiwa zvishoma 8. "Fig.", Vanoti "nyora sezvaunoziva." Zvakanaka, ndakadudzira mashizha aya sezvandaigona. Kamuri rakabuda, uye magazini yakakwevera akatsamwa mavara: "Moron yakanyorwa nendima ye bioforge, hazvigoneke kuenda usina shiti!" Takaseka uye takanganwa. Makore mashoma gare gare, pakombuta nyowani, ini ndafunga kutamba bioforge. Ndakaisa, ndakaedza uye ndakaziva kuti hapana chisinganzwisisike. Ndakawana Chinyorwa chemagazini, ndakawana ndima, ndakaedza kuverenga uye nguva yakareba ndanga ndichishanda: "Zvakanaka, zvakanyorwa sei ndima iyi !!!"
Ndapota!
Mubasa rangu rekutanga, kekutanga muhupenyu hwangu kwakandidaidzwa nezita uye patronymic - nefoni. Ndakanzwa zita rekuti-patronymic, vakapindura kuti pakanga pasina chinhu chakadai pano, isa foni uye vakangoona kuti vakandidaidza.
