Izvo zvakakosha zvisingazivikanwe uyo akagadzira kuti denderedzwa rekuunganidza rinowedzera mweya wemurwere, asi ndinokutendai zvikuru. Kutyaira kuenda kuNyika yeVarona Development Director, iyo inokambaira pakati pemacheya uye isina masaga, zvinoenderana nesimba rekumanikidza kana paine panda hombe yakamhan'arira vadiki. Ehe, mapoka enyeredzi dzeZodiac hadzigone kupfuura nemufaro wepasi pano ndokutora chikamu chinoshanda mairi.
Capricorn
Munguva yeGore Idzva Corporate, iyo Capricorn Uropi inoshanduka kuita kurwa kunoita doro uye pfungwa dzakajairika. Zviitiko zvese zvinotevera zvinoitika kana kuti hazviitike zvichibva pane uyo akakunda kukunda kunonzwisisika. Kana pfungwa yakajairika ichikunda, ipapo capricorn ichava ruponeso rwekuyambuka vatinoshanda navo - kunyanya, vachanunura kumba, uye zvechokwadi, kwete "isu chete tinotora gitare." Kana doro richikunda, ipapo iyo yose 2016 Capricorn ichave iri kuedza kuona kuti vangangoda sei zvinoshamisa kuti awona makwikwi emakwai akanaka kwazvo gore remoto.
Aquarius
Pamukambani emakambani, aquarius akaisa zvese zvakanakisa, akagara pakona pakarepo uye ari kuona vaunoshanda navo nekufarira kwemubhedha, uyo akawana koloni yemubhedha maMadags muDunhu reMadhew. Uye zvimwe zvaungaona sei vanhu vachipinda mumakwikwi "Perekati huku yezai kubva kuruboshwe rwemutungamiriri wenyika"? Chete ndivo vakanyanyisa kushinga kana zvakanyanyisa kudhakwa zvinogadziriswa nezvakanakisa zvakanyanyisa kusakwana kwenhamhu. Asi kana isu takapinda chimwe chishamiso kuti tikwanise kuburitsa aquarius pachikuva, saka varainamati vevanoshanda navo muchikamu chekusvuta vachazeveza pane nyaya iyi: "Uye iwe wakazviona ichitamba / yekuimba / inodya apuro isina rubatsiro?".
Hove
Hove Adore gore idzva (kunyangwe kana isingazivikanwe). Chokwadi ndechekuti mhemberero yeGore Idzva inoita seinofanirwa, mukufunga kwehove, zvinoita kunge chinhu chaicho. Zvese zvakanaka, munhu wese anombundira, munhu wese kutsvoda uye anodurura champagne. Icho chokwadi chekuti nguva yese vanhu vanoita zvakasiyana nenzira dzakasiyana, yehove - zvinogumbura zvisingaite. Nekuti hove dzinotenda muvanhu, uye mune ngano. Zvinogona kuziva zvakanyatsonaka iyo Santa Claus inobatira muchiitiko chechiitiko chakachipa chakakomberedza pakona, asi zvichiri kushuvira kuti achazvitora izvozvi uye awane chidimbu chechishamiso kubva muhomwe nepurasitiki props. Indexing mubairo, semuenzaniso. Kana nyuchi.
Aries
Kune iyo gore idzva rakabatana aries, chikonzero chikuru chekurega kupinda kwemanheru, mamwe manheru anokonzera manheru manheru uye kurega kudzora zvese, kusanganisira kuchengetedzwa kwemoto panguva yemiedzo yeKisimusi. Asi chisarudzo cheku "tungamira kune vese vari kupindura" hazvisi nyore, "saka, maawa ekutanga nehafu emauto anogara mukona (pamwe) uye nekutsamwa kwakashata (zvinodiwa). Pashure paizvozvo, njanji iri kutendeuka mumukadzi munyoro, uyo anoda rudo, pamaoko uye kutamba. Mukutamba kwechando. Ndisina kupfeka. Zvakanaka, ngatiendei, chii chauri kusetsa?
Mhuru
Kune tales, boka reGore Idzva - nguva yechinyakare yakashamisika. Chikonzero chikuru chinogara chishamisika: "Asi chii chavari vese vakarara pasi, hatina kumwa chero chinhu?" Mhuru dzinokoshesa kuita doro kaviri sezvakangoita pane zvimwe zviratidzo, saka pakupera kwemanheru iye, zvinopera bhegi rembato, iyo hove dzehove dzekitsi uye bhangi remagero Caviar kune dzimba dzadzo dzakatoisa mahwendefa pemahara patafura yekudyira, uchiziva kuti Amai kubva muboka remakambani hariuye nemaoko asina chinhu. Kana iri chisungo chekambani pacharo, ipapo chinokurumidza chichapera - zviri nani. Kune mikana yakawanda iyo Taurus haina kunyepedzera kuve nyanga pa "mvura" fuselage.
Mapatya
Gemini muchikwata - Iyo Yakakura Nzira Yekuita Nhungamiro Yokuchengetedza Paunosangana. Iyo mapatya angangove akangotadza kuuya kuti arege kuuya nechirongwa chetsika. Kunyangwe kana mushure merevo yakapfuura yemakambani, kakawanda zana akapika, ayo anopfuura nakare kose. Kunyangwe kana mushure mekunge mushure mekunge mabvumirano ekupedzisira akadhindwa yaive yadarika uye kunyange kurohwa zvishoma. Kunyangwe kana mapatya nekambani yako akashanda kakawanda pane freilance. Izvo hazvina basa kana mapatya ari. Naizvozvo, unogona kuunza pamwe chete naye palaptop kana danda remashiti eA-4, ipo dzichapendwa, zvigunwe, zvinyoronyoro zve manejimendi uye, kunyange rwiyo rutsva rwekambani, chimwe chinhu Sa: "Kana ukangoerekana uine tete - inishuwarenzi pano chete."
Cancer
Maitiro makuru maitiro ekenza kusimba kwemhuka, achivabvumidza kuti vashande nehunyanzvi hwemari muGore Nyowani Carparate kutadza. Pamaruva idzva yeGore Nyowani, maitiro makuru echiitiko chekunyepedzera: "Ndiri kudedera, kudedera." Kana, ikati, "Kukwehwa kwevakadzi kwakatora zviremera zvakakurumidza uye kwenguva refu kwazvo, panguva iyoyo kana cancer painongoerekana yasvika mumushure, unobva kune zvidimbu zvevapristi zvavanotarisa, zvinomuka chete Mubvunzo weNhamba: "Haungadi here kuenda kuDhipatimendi Redu Redu?". Zvimiro zvehunhu cancer pane bato rekambani - imwe nharo yekudhakwa muCourkeny: "Wako fondir anogara pane twine?" Uye mine ichiri senge. "
Shumba
Shumba dzinowanzo farira kutorwa kuronga mabiko emusangano, kukanda mhepo yekuvandudza matanda ekuredza kune vamwe vake, "Tichapwanya zvese, ndizvo zvinopora." Shumba haidi kudemba nguva kana simba, hapana hutano, zvekuti mumhedzisiro (bhajeti) uye nguva yekufungidzira (yakamira sei (mazuva emazuva matsva emakore, yakarembera pafoni Kune champagne magirazi muchimiro chemhandara inonamata, uye musikana wechando akauya nejasi furati rine mapuranga ePearl. Maitiro ese evaraidzo, zvigunwe uye zvekubiridzira zvekudya zveshumba zvichacheka miniti uye kudzoka kubva purogiramu kuchakurukurwa kuve sabatage. Slogan in the manheru: "Ini ndicharongedza kupararira newe, asi unonakidzwa, senge zvakanaka."
Virgo
Kana mhandara yacho ine mukana wekuti uenderere mberi nekubatana, zvichazviita. Nekuti, virgo vanotenda, rudo rweumwe neumwe runofanira kunge rwava pachokwadi uye pasina kukanganiswa kwesychottropic zvinodhaka zvejini-toni 2.0 system. Kune rimwe divi, mhandara izere nezvinhu zvisingapfuurwe zvachose nekupfeka, kunze kwezviitiko zvakadaro zvediotic. Naizvozvo, kusvika kwemhandara (kusvika kwemapato emuridzi, haadi tsvina) zvinoenderana nekuwanda kwechishuwo chekufamba mabhutsu, uye kwete kubva pamberi pejecha remahara nehove dzvuku. Uye mukupemberera, mhandara, semhandara, inosanganiswa nemamwe madhiza (sechimwe nguva yekutandarira - naSagittarius), kuti vafunge nezvevanoshanda navo, vachikurukurirana kuti ndezvipi zvawo moron.
Libra
Zviyero - kutsvaga uye kununura renoma kune chero santa claus, isina kubudirira kuyedza kuchera muchitokisi chiripo vachiri vanhu vakakwana manheru. Makwikwi? Kukurumidza, ndichaenda! Nziyo? Ngatipei iyi maikorofoni ... Chaizvoizvo, ini handiimbi, asi handina basa, ngatiitei! Kutamba? Cherekedza, ini handina kuizivisa. Dhonza bass, ronga dombo mune iyi holabud. Isu hatina mazvipikisi, uye kana paine, ivo havatenderi, asi vanonakidzwa. Naizvozvo, kubva pamabiko ega ega ega, zviyero zvinounza boka rematoyi ekuputika, mashamba eKisimusi, mbabvu dzechiratidzo uye chimwe chakanyanya kukosha uye chakanyanya kuoma uye kuvhurika kwenyika mudendere ravo mudendere ravo.
Scorpio
Scorpions dzinonyatsonyatsoziva kuti bato rekambani inzvimbo yakanaka yekuvhima. Chakanga chiri chevhi kazhinji kazhinji vanowanzova magamba enhau kubva pane zvakatevedzana kuti: "Ngaudze nzira yedu yaida musoro wedhipatimendi rePreed Cabin Lolt." Naizvozvo, iyo yakakwana corporate yeScorpion ndeye carnival carnival. Mukupedzisira, ngarava yekuti anonzwa sei bunny mune chimbuzi kabhini aida, kunyangwe zvisingatarise Epic, zvisingagone kukuvadza basa. Uye, nenzira, abatiri weboka remakambani kune iyo tsamba: Maidenti yechando yakanakisa vanobva kune scorpions. Kutanga, zvinyorwa zvine tarenda rakakomberedzwa. Uye, wechipiri, uyu musikana wechando anozozivisa jasi rekuvhara rinokurumidza kana gare gare.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius chete pakutanga kutarisa kutaridzika zvisina kufanira uye nyaradzo yakanyarara. Muchokwadi, ivo ndivo Tenzi we "Petir Baleish" mwero wedanho rine hunyanzvi hwakatemerwa hwakareruka kuti ufare "Joffrey Baration." Ivo vakaringana vane hunyanzvi hwekunyengera kuti vabatanidze vatinoshanda navo kuzviito zve "zviuru zviviri zvemakumi maviri nemaonero pane u-tube." Saka kana iwe ukaona kuti Taurus yakanamatira sei plug mumaziso emukuru, kana mapatya ekutamba anotamba striptease, achishandisa dj yakavhiringidzika sePhioni, - tarisa-tarisa. Kunyanya kuitika, anofara Sagittarius akagara mukona yakavanzika neyekutarisa kwakanaka uye, kuviga kuseka kwehasha, kuunza zvinyoro-nyoro kunounza chikwangwani kumiromo yake.