Mukuziva kweveruzhinji, murume ari mukicheni anokoka maviri, pakutanga kutarisa, zvinopesana neyenosevhi imwe neimwe: "Varume ndivo vanobika" uye "monkey ine grenade". Asi ndiani akati mheni ine grenade haigoni kubika?
Capricorn
Capricorn murume, mune dzidziso, inogona kuzivikanwa mukicheni pasina mhedzisiro inoparadza yeGireni, kana isiri yeiyo "asi" muchimiro chekunyora kunyora paInternet. "Mazai maviri" anonzwisisika. "Mazana maviri emakiramu eupfu" - Ok. Asi chii, ndiri kukumbira ruregerero: "Munyu uye zvinonhuwira kuravira"? Kuravira - zvakadii? Chiyero chiripi? Ndiani akayera? Uye izvi pano ndicho chikamu chisina mutemo chinoitika mune pfumbamwe kubva gumi zvakaratidzirwa mapepa. "Mukanyiwa haafanire kunamatira pamaoko" - chirevo chakanakisa, Bravo, zvidhinha, zvakare, hazvinamatire kumaoko. Semhedzisiro, capricorn inogona inogadzira ndiro dzayo pachako, kana kuti ipfuhwe kubvunza kupomera Chikunguru V. Kubva kune iyo Culinary Forum uye Hupenyu Hwaro Credo: "Ndinodzinga ziso."
Aquarius
Aquarius yechirume yakakwira kwazvo yekutarisira yakarova. Anonyora chinyorwa uye anobika pasita aine soseges. Nekuti kubva pakudya (pamwe nekubva kumukadzi, sehupenyu, kazhinji), aquarius inoda chete: inofanira kunge iri yakapusa, inonzwisisika, inonzwisisika, yenguva dzose uye isina kubatwa. Nekudaro, nguva nenguva, injere, nzwisiso, uye aquarius inosarudza weld soyanka. Inovhura firiji, inotarisa mukati kwenguva yakareba, inogomera, inobika pasita ine soseges uye inodzokera kune iyo bhuku. Dai Aquarius akati: "Ndakaita kuti," Akanyatso kuputirwa munaNori. Uyezve Aquarius anowana mushe mushe mumabhuku, uye, pasi pekubuda, maminda yeTV achipindura mubvunzo achiti: "Nei waifonera zita rako" pasita neSausage "?", Kunyemwerera uye kurwa kuti raive fananidzo.
Hove
Hove dzechirume dzinogadzirira zvisingawanzo, sekushushikana kuti hapana chichabuda, uye chakabikwa uye chinonaka. Asi kana hove dzechirume dzakangoerekana dzikaita, hunotuka kwazvo, hyrettiate, uchisvitsa maoko uye kutaura neayo hanyanisi, kumugumbura, asi kwete kupisa. " Uye kana maitiro ekubika achizopera, hove achizvikudza anomutsa chin uye kutarisira kuzvirumbidza. Kwete, kwete mukadzi chete. Muvhiki inotevera, mubiki akanakisa munyika achatombotaura naZavende, angangoita izvi: "Zvino mikhalych, izvozvi Petrovich achasvika pakunzwa, , ungadai wakashamiswa, mudzimai wangu akafara. " Mukadzi wehove-smarts panguva imwe chete anofanira kutumbuka mune zvinyoro-nyoro violi uye osimudza maziso anofara kumurume wake - hazvibviri kuChik, iye nokungwarira maitiro.
Aries
Murume ari kuzvigadzirira kuipa, asi chete chokwadi chekuti anozevezeruka kubva pamhete yemusoro. Uye Mwari anorambidza, ichava jongwe rehutano hutano - nyaya yacho inoziva kubika (yakakwanisa kubika (mubiki, charles), madhiri gumi nemaviri (Salmon), Salmon Steaks, Ishe), nekuti - Teerera! - "Ingobatsira." Uye gomo remukadzi asingagovani zano rekuti muviri wetembere wemweya uye unofanirwa kunge uchishamisa, saka isu tinodya protein hupfu hwacho nhasi, clery uye inowanzobva kune silima. Asi, kukudzwa kuMusiki, hafu yeairi alies - Gourmita nevaSibhari, saka vakagadzirira mune imwe pani yekubhururuka uye nemabhomba.
Mhuru
Taurus Guilus - kugadzira yakasimba uye yakazara zvachose. Chisikwa, chiri kutenderedza mamakisi gumi nemaviri nechiedza chenyanga dzinotyisa, hazvitye chero chero maCarcinogens, kana Gmo, kana paine imwe singleerol. Taurus yechirume inogadzirira necue, ine tarenda uye nekunakidza zvese izvo zvinorema zvinopfuura mazana mashanu calories ekuruma. Naizvozvo, njodzi huru yeTaurusi haibvike iye, asi kune vamwe. Nekuti unogona kushinga gara pakudya kwekudya chero chidimbu chekusuwa. Iwe unogona kuve mbichana, miriwo, iyo Yazennik kana allergic - zvese zvinoremedza kana iwe uchimira murume mukuru, taurus uye zvinyoro nyoro: "Zvakanaka, chimwe chidimbu", chinoramba chichifuratira nenyanga dzakapinza.
Mapatya
Gemini Munhu anogadzirira saMwari, asi chete "kambani yavo" uye chete pazororo. Pane mamwe mazuva, ivo varume mapatya: a) kubatikana; b) Aive ane usimbe. "Chinyorwa chake" mumurume mapatya chinogona kunge chero munhu (kubva pamakeke eNapoleon, kuenda kuBib-aya kubva kuNew Zealand, izvi zvakakosha, chevanhu), asi zvirokwazvo chakawedzera. Kuti uende uye benzi mapenzi ma buckwheat marudzi mapatya, hongu, pamwe, asi anozozviona seyanyadziswa uye akagumburwa. Kubheka kunofanirwa kunge kuri sakaramendi, uye mhedzisiro inosungirwa kubvarura nyonganiso yekupururudza kwenguva yakareba, zvikasadaro mapatya haitambe.
Cancer
Kazhinji kutya, kunyara uye nehungwaru murume-kenza mukamba mukicheni kunonzwa mambo wegomo. Ane tarenda rekuzvarwa reiyo Michelin inobika, uye anogona kubheka chero chinhu, kuti agodyedza vasikana vese vemucheche wekenza. Pano ndipo apo kubata kunovharidzira - cancer inogona kunge isiri shamwari. Nekuti cancer hainganyanyara uye kutya, kunewo kungwara kuParanoia. Uye inonyatsoziva kuti vakadzi vanowanzo pinda iyo rub, iyo yekubuda - matatu. Saka zviri nyore kudzidza kubika. Uye zvakanyanya kutapira zvinoitika, akareba kwazvo akamirira iwe.
Shumba
Iye murume-shumba anogona kubheka chero ndiro. Chero dhigirii rekunetseka uye chero kicheni iri munyika. Kwekudya kwemasikati vanhu makumi maviri? Hapana Matambudziko! Kudya kwemanheru makumi matatu? Hongu! Maitiro ekubika pashumba inoita kunge, seinotevera: Shumba inogara muChigaro, iri kuseri kwegumbo uye kutaura parunhare: "Mhoroi, iyi resitorendi? Ndinoda kuraira ". Mune izvo zviitiko zvisingawanzo kana zviito zvakaipa zvichiramba zvichikanda murume weshumba mukicheni, inogona kuona huwandu hwesimbe uye zadza waini kuti ive decant kuti itarisise nenzira kwayo. Asi kuchenesa hove? Ndine urombo, unonzwisisa neni chaizvo?
Virgo
Varume-mhandara vane imwe seti yemidziyo: midziyo miviri mu "yekutanga" chikamu, bhoking, matatu samples uye compline. Iyi virgo uye inogadzirira kamwe nekushingirira kwe sisif, ndiani asingaitike kugomo - pakarepo hapasisina kutonhorera zvakadaro? Zvichida mhandara haingafungidziri kuti kuchiri imwe mhando yembatatisi pasi, kunze kwe "Bota". Asi, kazhinji, murume anoyeuka-musikana haangoone pfungwa mukutsausa kudya, kana iyo yazvino sarudzo inoshanda zvakakwana. Sei isu tichiedza uye tichisema misodzi mangwanani?
Libra
Paunenge uchigadzirira murume-chiyero, iwe unogona kupfura, kurara kunze kweU-tuber uye kumuka mamirioni. Kutanga, mhinduro huru inoitwa: cook kana zvakanaka? Ipapo kutya kunotanga - uye chii chaizvo kubika, nekuti zvese zvinonaka kwazvo! Tevere inotevera nhevedzano ye oscillations pakati inonaka uye inobatsira. Ipapo nebasa rakadaro, sarudzo yakagadzirwa ichienzaniswa nezviri mufiriji, uye zvese zvatanga kutanga. Bullet ndeyekuti, zvisinei nemhedzisiro (iyo inogona kunge iri kupfuura yakanaka), sarudzo yega yega inoratidzwa pakurwiswa kwevanhurume Nenzira yakakodzera kuti uzvininipise pasi pekurova kweDestiny ile, isu tinofanirwa kuve nekuita basa uye kugadzira borscht?
Scorpio
Male Scorpio ari kugadzirira, atopamba mhedzisiro, nekuti inofarira maitiro. Scorpions dzakarongedzwa zvakanyanya - dzinofarira chero maitiro. Uye, zvine musoro, shandurai mukuratidzira, saka vabatsiri vekuzvidira vanodiwa zvakanyanya, ivo vateereri. Iyi ndiyo iyi manhamba eromotic fungidziro: Ini ndinonyepa uye ndinotarisa dzidziso yekuputika kukuru, uye akafuka asina kupfeka, asi muapirena anonyanya kufungidzira. Iye acharova aron on baglgie, anotendeudza bare rake rezvisina chinhu - uye neimwe nzira haina kukosha kwazvo zvekuti ndiye anogadzirira.
Sagittarius
Unyanzvi hune hunyanzvi "hukuru tenzi wekubika". Chaizvo ndiro imwe. Haagadzirire chero chinhu chipi zvacho, asi bhiza rake rinotengesa trgels, aine pathos uye anoshanda. Matani makuru anoziva kuti tarenda harigoni kupfirwa, uye kuzadzisa kukwana chaiko, iwe unofanirwa kurova gore rimwe kwemakore, ndewe tenzi kung fu kuti ndikuudze. Saizvozvo, vaenzi vanonzi vasingadi "kuti vauye kwatiri kuti tidye" Uye vashanyi vakadaro, vane mweya wekufema: "O-o, iyo yakafanana bout ne chezi, omnom, isu tatodaidza tekisi."
Alexandra Smilaankaya