Chii chinorarama?

Vakadzi vanofarira kuenzanisa nekitsi. Uye isu hatinzwisisi nei? Kune marudzi maviri ezvikamu - makonzo emakonzo emakonzo uye imba yekuzvipira kwemunhu. Uye vakadzi vangakamurwa sei mumhando mbiri? Haha, ehe - zvakanaka, isu tinosvika zana!

Mapikicha akasarudza kubva pamazana emhando dzemhando makumi maviri dzakajairika. Uye pano ndiudze kuti katsi zviriko? Kune ega solid bitch!

Imbwa yechifudzi imbwa

Iwe haumbodzima foni yako mbozhanhare. Uye haana kuzomborasa, nekuti iwe unopfeka bhatiri risina basa newe. Uye foni yake ine makamuri eKosyna, drona, marat, Alexey petrovich uye dude, akasonera conole yako. Anogara achiziva kwauri iwe, uye kana kamwe kamwe asingazive, iwe unofanirwa kufona nekukurumidzira uye uudze. Anozofona back uye tarisa. Uye Mwari anoramba hausi. Ngazvisadaro.

Doberman

Wow, chii bitch! Izvo zvichaenda kuchinangwa chaunoda muzvitunha, uye avo vasina kufa nekutya kamwe kamwe, vakurumura musoro. Mukadzi akanaka. Tinovimba kuti wakakwanisa kunakidzwa negodo uye zvataurwa "zvakanaka, uri murume!" Kubva kushamwari. Nekuti ikozvino hauna shamwari. Ndiani achauya kumba kwako kana iwe uine mukadzi ane hupenyu credo "vakuru uye kuseka"?

Simbersner.

Ari nani here kukunzwisisa iwe? Mune zvese. Akapusa. Ari kumhanyisa. Iyo ine nani ndangariro yekurangarira uye kugona kutaurirana. Anogona kubereka vana, pakupedzisira, uye hausi. Nekuti iye murume. Uye iwe hausi murume. Iwe uri chigadzirwa chinonyadzisa cheiyo patterarchal nzanga, mhuka yakapihwa simba remuviri uye saka chete simba. About izvi anonyora mbichana kune munharaunda "feminists". Neraki, chokwadi uye chaikuru maviri misiyano mikuru mikuru.

Central Asia Shefu yembudzi

Makorokoto! Iwe unonyanya kuve nerombo rakanaka. Iye ari musikana chaiwo, iya, kana akavanda kuseri kwemusana wako, chete nekuti kubva ipapo zviri nyore kukushandira iwe cartridges. Iye ari shure kwako nemoto, uye mumvura. Haizoregi. Hazvizotengeswe. Chokwadi, kana ukangoerekana waunganidza kuti uzotengesa kana kukanda, isu tiri kukurumidza kuzivisa: pane nzira dzakawanda dzinorwadza dzekudzora zviyero zvine hupenyu.

LAgrador

Anofanira kuva newe nguva dzese. Pamwechete kuzorora. Pamwechete kufamba. Pinda pamwechete nekubika kudya kwemanheru, tarisa mafirimu, kuchenesa. Haatomboendi kune vasikana, nekuti arikushaikiswa ipapo pasina iwe. Asi anoenda kundoredza newe, nekuti asingafarire kugara mune isina chinhu imba isina iwe. Izvi zvinogona, uye hazvina kushata. Iwe wave kuve wakagadzirira kutsungirira majoini misiyano yekupfeka. Asi sei, zvakajaira kuti chokwadi chekuti kamwe chete pamwedzi iwe unofanirwa kudzokorora "kudada uye rusaruro" uye panguva imwe chete yekudya chokoreti?

Husky

Makorokoto, bhora - ndimi mhanza. Nekuti Ndakatenga, akatenga, ha ha ha. Zvisinei. Pamwe pane yayo inoshamisa, runako rukuru. Zvimwe pane kunyange, chete chimiro chidiki. Zvichida iwe wakaverengerwa nekunzwa kwake kwekunyama kwekuseka. Hazvina basa. Izvo zvakakosha kuti zvese izvi zvakanakira ingori mask. Mask, yaachabvisa, kana ndangozvinzwisisa kuti uri pachirungu. Uye pasi pemask iyi, chikara chakavanzika, mune yakapamhama, inonzi monkey ine grenade. Uyezve, zvese zviri zviviri kutyaira uye muhupenyu zvachose.

Collie

Isu tinokupa zano kuti uroore ipapo uye titange matatu-mana anoyevedza spinogram. Uye mutengere kitty yake, imbwa, parrot uye imwe yemakamuri ekamuri. Zvakadaro, pazvinenge zvakafanira kuShamat: kudziya kumvura yemutyairi zvakanyanyisa kusvika ku2 24.5 Degrees uye kudyisa homeopathical dilted rabbit litter. Kazhinji, achivapa nezvinhu izvo zvaungabatanidza mafungiro awo anaya, zvimwe zvichaisa iwe kwauri. Saka zvichabatanidza kuti iwe ufeme munguva.

Jack Russell Terrier

Kunyanya kuitika, iwe uchakurumidza kuneta doro zvachose. Kwete, kwete, mukadzi wako haasi zvachose kuzorwa newe kuti aende neshamwari kunhabvu, uye akabva aona kukunda kwechikwata chako mubhawa. Panguva ino, achaenda nevasikana vatarisiri kuona bhaisikopo mudenga rakavhurika. Asi mangwanani Mugovera, ita zvakanaka kusimuka uende naye kune howa. Izvo zvinodikanwa nhasi, hongu! Mangwana iwe une rink uye chidzidzo chinotasva. Muchidimbu, rara pamba, uchitambura senge hangover, hauzobudirira. Rega Kayak akarara ipapo kusvikira mumwaka.

Chihuahua

Tevere, iwe ungangonzwa iwe pachako gamba. Ane simba, ane simba. Iye mudiki kwazvo, asingadzivisiki mune izvi zvakaipa, nyika isina mweya! Pamukariro wekutanga, iwe unofanirwa kuitora pamabatiro uye kutsvoda kumusoro. Zvikasadaro, achatanga kudedera uye kukutarisa zvichemo pamusoro pako. Iye ari fiber. Kushaiwa seruva. Kana iwe uchida kuenderera mberi nekufungidzira izvi, usambozvitarisa. Kunyanya kana akaenda kuSberbank, mu dez kana kukiriniki. Kubva pakudzikunurwa kwake, iwe une mr. inogona kuputika - neisina basa.

Afghan Borzaya

Akanaka kwazvo. Kwete, kwete zvakadaro - zvakanaka kwazvo. Unotya kumurega achienda kumugwagwa. Chokwadi, iwe unonyaradza chokwadi chekuti avo vazvitenderedza havaone munhu mupenyu, asi mwarikadzi. Asi iwe unonetsekana nezve chokwadi chekuti vamwe chaanogona kupa zororo pamusoro peOlympus, uye iwe unongova Ikeevsky sofa mune yePanel dial. Kuti unyaradze iwe, zvinosuruvarisa, hapana chinhu, asi tinogona kupa zano: usadzidziswe nazvo. Iva Hare. Kunyange iye asingakubati iwe uye usakudya iwe gidhi, hazvizokanganiswa pane zvimwe zvekushandisa hanzu.

Staffordshire Terrier

Kwete virgo, asi zvakananga mukomana wako. Ini handingobvumirane kutamba pati mumabhiriyoni eRussia pasi pedoro, asi zvakare inopa. Uye ane mapances akasarudzika, akaiswa nemutsipa wakasarudzika uye counter. Kana iwe uine bhajeti rakajairika - unogona kuve wakadzikama: Hapazovi nemirairo "idiotic mari", iyo inosanganisira manicure uye mitsva yePalet. Zviri nyore kuva naye. Pano chete ane bhasikoro retsika mugaraji rake, raakaunganidzwa nendewo kubva kumatare matatu uye imwe urairamu. Uye waizadzei?

Pug

Zvese zvakanaka. Imi mese mune zvakanaka kwazvo. Ida mukadzi wako, nakidzwa nehupenyu hwakanyarara, hwakadzikama. Zvehupfumi, zvakare, hupenyu. Iye haadi vhiki yevhiki muParis uye nguva yechando muThailand. Ini handidi kushaiwa mhenderekedzo yeTurkey. Asi zvinonyatsoda muchina wekubika pasita uye imba itsva ine matatu mabharani. Uyezve pelargonia iri pedyo. Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, isu takakotama nezvekuchengetedza.

Mufudzi weGerman

Iye ari kuzviisa pasi vanhu vazhinji kupfuura iwe wanga uine mumwe wokunwa shamwari, kana iwe ukafunga kubva padombo rekutanga remusango muchikoro chekunze. Uye ese ari makondohwe. Naizvozvo, anofanira kuviga masikati nousiku. Iwe, hongu, vanodada naro. Uye kuyemura. Pese paunozviona a) kusatikurara b) hakuna kutya mukati) kwete kunamatira mufoni. Well, panguva yebonde, muchidimbu, unodada uye kuyemura. Kamwe chete pasvondo kumwe kunhu.

Revretka

Hazvina kusinganzwisisike zvachose uko kusikwa uku kusingafadzi kwakatora muhupenyu hwako. Pamwe, iwe wakamuridza mumugwagwa wekuyambuka. Kana kuponeswa kubva pakurwiswa kweMurzik, Pfeka pamusuwo. Kana iwe uri maniac manic kuvanda pasi pemask yechiremba akanaka. Psychotherapist, sezvazviri. Uye iwe wakanyengedza murwere wangu. Kuparadzaniswa kunyengedzwa, uye ndiani uye zvino ikoko. Ndiani weanenge akaenzana anonzi "Ini ndirikururama, zvakanaka uye neinty, ndichafa ndakasurukirwa uye chitunha changu chinotongwa neHamster"

Imbwa yechiGerman

Mumba mako, vamwe vagari vanofungidzira vane dradlocks, Shaman matambudza uye muhomwe zvizere emagetsi asina kuoma howa anogara achikanda. Iwe unofanirwa kutsungirira gomo remabhodhoro asina chinhu uye zunza makeke kubva muhari uine ficus. Nei uchizvishivirira? Nekuti haasi vaenzi. Ichi chikafu. Mukadzi wako achamwa ropa ravo uye, pamwe achinyora chinyorwa. Kana mufananidzo. Kana kutamba. Chinhu chikuru ndechekuti haazobudiriri iwe. Zvakanaka, kana chete mupfungwa.

Yorkshire terrier

Handina kubata-iyo-it. Kubiridzira hanzi. Runako, benzi rakadii. Ndoshamisika kuti akararama sei, kusvikira wasvika - yakanaka knight, inokwanisa kugadzirisa matambudziko ake ese? Zvakanaka, sei kukuudza iwe ... zvisingaiti zvakaumbwa hard drive harisi iro chete dambudziko. Kuchine kufanana kwekupaka, vatengesi vebhizinesi vanobva kuChina uye mineral mvura mabhodhoro ane yakasimba yakasimba lid. Uye neimwe nzira inosangana nayo. Udza mhombwe kune yako yemukati othello.

Taxa

Thtle hysteric, hongu. Babab yakashata zvirokwazvo. Zvekare ari kuda zvimwe! Zvinoratidzika kwauri kuti aifanira kuberekwa pamukadzi kamwechete - kugara pamusuwo uye kupfura: Ndeapi maenzi aya kune imba yechishanu? Kwete neimwe nzira - Diva Diva! Kana iwe ukaita zvakare seizvi, zvibvunze - nei ichi ichi zororo rako rechishanu

Border Collie

Ndozvakawanda zvawakatsvaga kwenguva yakareba. Mukadzi akangwara. Wakangwarisa. Damn, akangwara. Iye vese anonzwisisa zvese, hazvimbomboreme naye, unogona kutaura chero chinhu. Ndiye waunofarira, uye shamwari yepamoyo. Chaizvoizvo kusvikira vamwe vaBabhabheskaya vachimurwisa. Ipapo ndipo achazoshandisa pfungwa yavo yakadzama kuitira kuti yako isina kugadzikana, zvinyoro nyoro inogona kuve yakajeka sekukasira. Uye ipapo anokumbira ruregerero uye anobvuma kuti aive asina kunaka. Kunge chero mukadzi akangwara.

Newfoundland

Iwe, uri munzira, chidhakwa. Kana kuti vakaremara vane tsika, voti, vanonzwira tsitsi. Kana iwe gout. Kana muhudiki iwe wanga uchirwara ne mingingitis uye kubvira ipapo maziso ako meso anopinda. Kazhinji, iwe une chimwe chinhu chisina kunaka, saka iwe unofanirwa kuchengetedza, kupisa, kubhururuka uye kukwira. Kana iwe uchingova fungidziro yemhando yekusagadzikana iyo inotambura kubva kune isina kusarudzika yekuparadzwa kwekuparadzwa - usaite chero chinhu. Usangoita chero chinhu, uye iye achakuponesa nekusingaperi.

West Siberian

Tinovimba kuti watove kutanga kutumira mari yekutenga nyika munzvimbo yemamiriro ekunze. Isu tinokupawo zvakare kuti uwane yechipiri dzidzo mune yakakosha "kesi", nekuti iwe uchabatwa nemombe yako kwauri. Mombe ipi? Zvakanaka, sei kuti uyo ane mukaka uyo unonwa vana vako zvakakura mune generic dendere munzvimbo ine hushamwari. Zvadanana? Zvakanaka, avo vachange vari mumupendero waakatora kare. Yese mazana matatu emadhora, asi kubva kune yakasikwa cannabis!