Basa rako rinokundisa iwe? Zvakajairika, anokonesa munhu wese. Zvakanaka, kunze kwekuti ivo chete magadzirirwo emapikicha asingagumi kumirairo, nekuti isu tiripo nguva dzese, nei takachinja gungano kwenguva yakareba uye isingadzivisike. Asi Kazhinji - basa rese rinogumbura, kunyange mudiwa - nekuti zuva rimwe chete zuva, iwe ungadii ?!
Uye kana murwere apera - iwe unofanira kuwana chikonzero chekudzingwa uye - "Ini ndiri rusununguko - ene, seshiri kudenga-ah!". Major! Kutanga iwe unofanirwa kuve nechokwadi chekuti chikonzero chekudzingwa hachisi chimwe cheizvi zvinomwe. Nekuti aya ndiwo zvikonzero zvebenzi.
1. Wako mukuru - idiot
Pamwe pane imwe mhando yemhando yekuvanzika yemabharabheti, uko miviri yakakurirwa mumabhuruku ane boo-gis (senge chinhu taura? Kunyangwe maviri? Chete nemumwe wechido, iwe waive nani neNyasha naNyasha, asi iwe hauna kumbopedza nzvimbo isiriyo? Zvimwe chete. Unonzwisisa mutemo uyu we Zvisikwa: Snow White, mvura yakanyorova, Bosses - Idiots. Parizvino, ini idiot haina kuunganidza nzvimbo, haina musoro kuti twituke. Inosangana neyakagarwa, ndapota.
2. Bata budiriro
Uye iwe, zvechokwadi, iwe haugone kusimudza maziso ako pazviso zvinonyomba zvevanoshanda navo. Zvakaipa, zvifu zvebufu. Ivo vamene vakadururwa, vaJudha, zvekuti havachisisiri kutonhora. Dzikama! Kunyara kuri kupisa chinhu chisingafadzi, asi chipfupi. Ichapfuura, hapana chikonzero chekutiza mumakwenzi uye kurasikirwa nebasa nekuda kwekusakwana kwakadaro. Zviri nani kutsiva. Kukoka kubva kune wese munhu kuenda kune imwe nyika uye kuisa hope mukamuri imwechete. Uye usati washandisa iyo isina-yakadhindwa bhegi bhata uye pea puree ine nyama yenguruve patafura. Nyuhni Garka, Kvaang, Mwahahaha!
3. Uye chinyorwa chine waunoshanda naye - chakundikana
Uye chete zvekuti iwe unomanikidzwa kuti uzvione zuva nezuva kuti utarisane, saka account yese inoziva kosi. Hafu yemakore ekuziva seanoziva, asi munhu wese akanyarara uye akakura ruzivo. Varaidzo varaidzo, Vijuki yakatsamwa! Iwe unoziva, munhu wese ane zvakanakira. Iye zvino iwe unogona kuuya nerudo rwakatemerwa uye kukanda bait mune ino terararium. Uye ivo, kana ndine chokwadi, iwe unofunga kuti ichi chaicho chevhu nemurerere. Pakutanga kwaive neshoko uye zvese izvo, iye amene vanonzwisisa. Kazhinji, munhu wese aive nezvinyorwa pamwe nevamwe vake. Izvi zvinowanzoita devachhon rake.
4. Murume wako anowana zvakakwana
Uye iwe hauna nguva yekupenya nemaziso ako, paunotanga kupuruzira matatu ebelows pamusikana wako. Sei iwe uchida manicure manicure, iwe wakagara pamba! Nenzira, nekuti iwe ukagara pamba, saka ita mutsa, iyo purazi rese rakafanira. Ndiye wako mutinjinki, akaona, mambo, mambo chete. Usapinda munhu mumuedzo, EH? Sezvineiwo, anozodzingwa nekuda kwemafungiro akasviba akadai, uye basa rinofanira kutaridzika nekukurumidza, chero kupi - kuti tidye zvekudya. Unoida here?
5. Iwe unoda kushandisa nguva yemhuri
Boasy Chido! Nyika iyo zvakare inotsigira uye inokubvumira kuti utore zororo revanhu. Kunyangwe maviri. Kana vatatu. Kana kuti zvakadii zvakakwana. Kazhinji, unogona kutsaura mhuri kanenge makore gumi, chinhu chikuru ndechekuti uve nenguva yekunzwisisa mwana mutsva nenguva. Inogona kudzingwa, hongu, asi neimwe nzira zvinonyadzisa. Nekuti kana iwe usingadzinga - iyo chef ichatsamwa. Avenue mukuru kune ese maachiridzo ake anobatsira kwazvo, inovandudza kugaya uye inovandudza hupenyu hwehupenyu.
6. Zvese zvakatenderedza Cretina, uye iwe - D'Atagnan
Hukama nevatinoshanda navo inyaya yekurwara. Chikwata chisina hutano chevasvuta uye vepanyama zvisimbiso zvinokwira zvese zvejui zvako, hongu. Ukasakura iwe pachako dhiragoni dhiragoni. Uye zvakafanira kurera. Nekuti hachisi chokwadi chekuti timu itsva ichave isiri muunganidzwa weNazgulov uye madhimoni, nekuzvarwa patsva kweVladika chitsauko chedu chakanyorwa musoro. Dzidzisa uchiri pamakitsi. Izvo zvichabatsira.
7. Hapana kwese kuzokura
Ichi ndicho chaicho chikonzero. Zvisingatsungirwe kuzorora muGirazi Ceiling - Prines, utachiona. Asi usati wanyora chirevo pane chako pachako, tsvaga nzira yekudzokera. Mupfungwa - rimwe basa. Uyezve neimwe nzira zvakaoma kukudziridza kana pasina chekudya. Kufanana nawo, zviri nani kushatisa munzvimbo yakadai.
