Wawakaroorana naye, zvechokwadi, zvinoita zvavanokumbira, asi ... Kune imwe yakakura "asi". Uye kunyange neumwe.
Kune makirasi echokwadi evarume pasi. Semuenzaniso, anokanganwira, anotarisa, kufungisisa kwemukombe wepasirese uye art anokomberedza pasi pehodhi. Asi zvakanakira sekuru vese vakadzidza hunyanzvi hwekunonoka chero bhizinesi. Uhwu hunyanzvi uhwu huchakudzwa nevarume saka nguva yekuronga makwikwi epasi rese. Vakadzi vese pamusoro penyika vanotakura doro uye nzungu uye vachakuvadza zvakanyanya. Zvakare, isu tatogadzirira mitemo - iwe unogona kunyange kusanganisira mangwana muchirongwa chepamutemo chemitambo yeOlympic!
Mutemo 1. Bvuma!
Kana mukadzi akakumbira kuuraya hemari, haamboramba. Nei kutaridzika kusimbe uye mutadzi, kana iwe uchigona kuvimbisa bunny uye katsi? Ingo pindure zvese zvikumbiro zvemagnifier nod uye zvakajeka zvakakosha kuti: "Ndichaita." Kuti udzore moyo wangu, murume akadaro - murume angangodaro rimwe zuva! Uye maspuni akabva atambanudza ruoko rwake kuushingi, uye maoko pani. Zvakanaka, ndakazvinetsa! Uye zvachose haidi kushanda nesimba. Rega kuti akude nenzeve dzose dzakasimba uye dzakasimba.
Mutemo 2. Usaende kuDhivha!
Rangarira tafura yekuwedzera: kana ichinge yakutsvakira pane chero mazwi ekupedzisira, iwe wasvika. Izwi rakaipisisa "mangwana." Nekuti "mangwana" iri bastard yakadaro inouya nekukurumidza (ingangoda nhasi) uye zvakanyanyisa. Uye zvimwe zvakajeka "mushure memavhiki mashoma" haazobatsire futi. Kunyangwe akapedza kudzidza Fitmat haasi nyore kutsanangurira mukadzi wepanyama kuti zvese zviri muNyika zvichienderana neyekuti, "Vhiki dzinoverengeka" pfungwa yeiyo hafu yegore inogona kuuya pasi petsananguro iyi. "Munguva pfupi inotevera" yatove nani: Ichi chiitiko chinogona kugara kwemakore. Asi zviri nani kujekesa "riini?" Chinyararire uye chiwi chinotarisa mumaziso anoratidza musanganiswa weuzivi uye kutambura. Ngazvinyadziswe uye murege kunyunyuta nezvazvo.
Mutemo 3. Dudzira museve
Ndiani asina kudaidzira, ini handina kufona? Uye nezuro mukombe wakakoromoka nezuro! Uye munhu anokwanisa sei kupenda pamwe maminitsi makumi maviri, anogona kuyeuchidza muvakidzani wake zvekuti muti weKisimusi wakadzika midzi? !! Munhu anoita makumi mashanu muzana ezvakavimbiswa. Mukadzi anoita 99% yezvakavimbiswa kuti arege kuita!
Mutemo 4. Hunhu Hwakanaka Kutuka
Chinhu chakakosha kwazvo: Chero chiyeuchidzo pamusoro peakavimbiswa chisina kukodzera kurohwa. Kana zvinyorwa zvehutsinye zvichinzwa inzwi remukadzi wake, zvakanakisa: iwe, munhu wakapukutwa wakapukutwa munyika, ita neyekuwedzera. Kana zviyeuchidzo zvakadzikama, zvakare usakanda mapfumo pasi zvakareruka: Izvi zvinoreva kuti iwe "unoonekwa". Kana vari vavandiri! - Kunyange zvisingawanzo, imbomira - uye nekudaro zvinoita kuti vawedzere. Nekufamba kwenguva chinotapira - VOIL! - Inotendeuka mumugariki uye chibereko, uripo pasina chekutaura nezvazvo, kunze kwekuti titeerere kune zvaanoda uye hysters!
Kutonga 5. pamwe chete neese yangu yangu
Zvakanaka, handina kugona nhasi, handina kugona. Mushure mezvose zvaakakugadzirira iwe musoro weDhipatimendi, kazhinji ini ndinofanirwa kutaura kuti unokutenda kuti uchiri kurangarira zita rako. Nezuro? Nekuda kweizvozvo. Uye iye kaviri zuva risati rasvika, hongu. Uye kubva ipapo, masimba ese ezvipikiri anopusa anokandirwa kuti arambe achifanofema basa. Chengetedza renguruve? Ehe, Mwari Vanorambidza!
Mutemo 6. Zvichiri
Nenzira, fomusi yakanaka panzvimbo ye "ndichaita": "Ndichaedza." Kunyangwe kana bhiza riri munzvimbo dzakarongwa dzaisaenda mune chero hovha, regai wekutanga anoti hauna kuedza kuenda kwauri! Hapana anoona zvakaitwa nemukati, chokwadi. Yakakukomberedza iwe its uts serence kusava nehanya.
Mutemo 7. Bata pfungwa
Isina kukanganiswa nguva dzose ine chiuru uye chimwe chikonzero. Kutanga, zvaisakwanisa kuita mabhokisi kubva pamhanza, nekuti kwaitonhora zvakanyanya. Uyezve kamwe kamwe batz - uye vakanyanya kupisa. Ah, mamiriro ekunze emamiriro ekunze! Tichafanira kumirira. Wakatove pamaminitsi echishanu chetsananguro yakadzama uye yakanyanya kungwara, mukadzi asina simba aneta uye akavezwa. Nemukadzi akasimba anofanirwa kubviswa. Asi ichi chichiri burrite zvakawanda zvinopfuura zvakapusa kupa uye disassemble aya madam mabhokisi.
Mutemo 8. Orill Iyo Art yekutsiva
Mwedzi miviri yakavimbisa kutenga vana vari paki yemvura? Asi shure kwezvose: "Nhasi ndakaenda kuchitoro." Zvakanaka, hongu, akabatikana chaizvo, hapana chekubhururuka. Haana kutakura marara? Saka mushure mezvose, iwe unorembera kudiwa kwekuenda kuPaki yemvura! Iwe unofunga nezvazvo, hongu. Mukutsvaira kwechiso.
CHINANGWA 9. IVA MILE uye kufara
Mhinduro yakakwana kune chero mubvunzo kunyemwerera kwakanaka. Yepamberi Procrastinator zvine hunyanzvi inozadzisa iyo nejoke, nerudo, zvinyoro nyoro, zvinyoro nyoro kune mbongoro. Kuti urambe uchishuva chisungo chinoshamisa
Mutemo 10. Ita, asi mukuru "asi"
Uchenjeri hwechirume hwechirume hwevanhurume hunoverenga kuti: "Paunobvunzwa kuti uite chimwe chinhu, usaramba. Asi zviitei kuti urege kubvunzwa! " Iyo kamuri umo, mushure mekutaurisa kwenguva refu uye kwenguva refu, iyo bulb yechiedza yakazopedzisira yatsemurwa, inofanira kufanana nezuva rekupedzisira rePompei sezvazvinogona. Unoda? Tora! Chimwe chinhu? Akabvunza uye crap! Asi iwe unodya sei - usanyunyuta ...
