Mushure mezororo rakaoma, bhero redu remashiripiti rakataura kuti vanhu vakaipa kupfuura kupfuura zvinovava nemashiripiti. Uye zvakadaidzwa uye katsi. Kuti tidaro, isu, ini ndinonzwisisa, hatina kupa, asi katsi dzinofara.
Iwe unoda makotesheni here? Iwe une katsi here? Verenga iwe zvinonzwika.
Capricorn
Iyi inzvimbo yakangwara kwazvo uye yakanyanya kunaka. Kuti aungudza mhino yake mune zano neChigaro zvachose zvisina musoro - iye achakutarisa maziso akatsamwa, uye unotenda nemoyo wose kuti murume wamedza iyo upholstery. Kana mucheche. Kana murume akauya kuzopfura mita kuverenga. Zvimwe ndatakanda mapfumo pasi uye ndakanganwa. Asi kwete katsi, zana muzana.
Capricorn mubati anovenga shanduko, saka, vasati vafambisa iyo Wardrobe, zvakafanira kutsamira pane iyi mhinduro pane katsi. Zvakachipa zvichabhadhara. Asi katsi-capricorn haiwanzo koshingi muchirimo - iye ndewekuda unonyanya kunamata, nekuti rudo, kunyangwe zvakadzama sei, zvakachinjawo. Zviri nani kudya, kujairana.
Aquarius
Katsi-aquarius ichiri mhuka. Anoda tenzi ane zvakanyanya, akasimba psyche, kana zvisina kudaro katsi ichatora nyore simba, mutsago wako nemari yako. Mhuka iyi ingangoda chikafu, uye imwe neimwe hafu yeawa inomira mukufunga, kutarisa ndiro. Mistress inotanga kuwirirana, kuyedza kunzwisisa - akarwara? Canned yakapambwa? Murume, enda pano, haadyi, chimwe chinhu chakaitika! Uye katsi, panguva ino, chinyararire rzhet, kukutarisa uri kufamba. Katsi-aquarus ine yakanyanya kungwara zvakanyanya uye hapana hana zvachose. Uye, hongu, kana iwe, mumaonero ake, zvakakodzera paw bony pagumbo rangu, iwe zvechokwadi uchawedzera pagumbo rekakatarwa. Nekuti varanda vanofanira kuziva nzvimbo yavo.
Hove
Hove-katsi hazviite kuti usaite kudzidziswa. Kwete nekuti ivo vanoderedzwa nehungwaru, pane zvinopesana. Ingova hove-katsi pachavo inotsigira mitemo yehupenyu hwavo hwese uye hupenyu hwevamwe. Kana katsi ichida kuve pamusoro pehove yakaora kubva mumarara, iwe unofanirwa kusvika pakurarama uye, zvinodikanwa, kubatsirwa. Asi usayedze kumira munzira, kana iwe, zvirokwazvo, ndiyo migwagwa yeiyi tights. Sezvo hove yekati inosimbisa mitemo iri pachena, zvakaoma kutaura kuti ichazviita sei. Anogona kusarudza kuti huku dzakavakidzana dzichaba. Kana ichava hupenyu hwake hwese munzvimbo yemoto. Basa romunhu nderekunzwisisa uye risingapindire. Kurumbidza kwehuku yakafa mumusha slipper kana zvakanyanya kushingairira kumazaya mazimbe munzvimbo yemoto - kusarudza.
Aries
Katsi-aries - diki torpedo uye murwi wezvemari wePorcelain yemhuri. Kubva kune dzimwe katsi, inosiyaniswa nenyaya yekuti, nekutyora nguva yemiroti, haizovhunduka kuti iwane mucherechedzo uye kunyepedzera kuti hazviripo. Kitty-aries ichagara mumapepa ekuputika uye, achifambisa pawuru dzechidimbu chemazana mashanu emadhora, achitarisa kune anofarira - ivo vanoti, kangani?
Makatika-ari muries haana hanya zvachose uye asina hanya, saka vane njodzi kusunungura mugwagwa. Zvine ngozi kune Douby's Dobermans. Nekuti katsi-hesi dzichatyaira musoro wenguvo muvakidzani uye, unogara, uchitarisa mutirivha - zvakanaka, chii chinonzi mudziyo?
Mhuru
Chete kudzikama katsi uye downtown katsi, vazhinji vese vanokoshesa rugare rwake uye nyaradzo. Ukasapindira naye - zvakanaka, rarama. Kazhinji katsi iyi haina matambudziko ane vana kana vashanyi kana zvimwe zvipfuyo. Chinhu chikuru ndechekuti hapana anozviti ndiro yake uye nepawiso yake. Chimwe chinhu ndechekuti chakakodzera mumwe munhu (kusanganisira hostess) kunyorera chokwadi chekuti katsi inotarisa yake, inosanganisira iyo "Apocalypse" maitiro, hits: "Kune yangu nzvimbo!", Uye makwaniri chete kana a Zvinotambudza zvisungo zvemukati zvinojekesa: "Iwe tiger chii?"
Mapatya
Iyi ndiyo katsi yakafanana inodya "mvura" kubva muti weKisimusi. Kwete, haasi moron zvachose, anongobvunza zvikuru. Chero chipi chaunoita (kunyanya - bonde), iyo twin katsi ichauya kuzoona. Katsi Yevakuru inogona kutotanga kupa zano - pamwe nemapatya ese, katsi yakaoma kwazvo kunyarara.
Katsi iyi inongogadzirwa kuti isarudze kuzviremekedza kwako - ichasvitsa patsoka dzake, purura uye kubvumira kurova vashanyi vako kuAmorphous vanoming misa. Asi kana kamwe kamwe, iyo twin katsi haina kukodzera kune imwe mhando yemurume - iva nechokwadi murume uyu, zvakanyanya, shit. Twin katsi haambombokanganisa.
Cancer
Uyu ndiye shamwari yakakwana nenyasha dzenyasha uye kunzwa kwemusikana achiri kuyaruka. Cancle-cancer haina kukwanisa kuputsa chero chinhu uye inoedza kusasimudza kunze kwehunhu - saka kwete kune zvakasikwa. Katsi iyi inogovera maonero edu nezvehukama hwakanaka pakati pemurume nekati: anondirova - ini mugunye. Kunzwa kweiyi katsi kuri kunyura nemuridzi wemadhorobha pane iyo musoro pamusoro peiyo musoro: Zvinoshamisa, mune zvese, katsi. Kana, chokwadi, iwe hausarudze kutanga imwe mhando yechipfu. Mune ino kesi, iwe unotyisidzirwa kuti uzive nezveganda rako revanhu, uyo akanzwira tsitsi Carmen, apo José, uyo aive nebanga, rakadhonza banga.
Shumba
Akazvarwa pasi pechiratidzo cheumambo hwekati-shumba, hongu, mambo chaiye. Uyezve, kwete mambo wemazuva ano ane simba uye korona, asi chimwe chaiye, kubva muEuropeva eEurope, apo mabhora akasarudzika akashandurwa kwevhiki nevhiki kuvhima uye swemps. Ndokunge, nhasi katsi-shumba inogona kunyadziswa nenyama uye inoda kuti chiropa, uye vhiki inotevera ichatsvaga isina kufamba-famba pombi, kumirira mbeva.
Katsi iyi, musimboti, ine rupo zvakanaka, mhuri inokoshesa, ine vashanyi vanonhuwira uye zvinetso zvakakosha nezvirege kuitika. Zvakanaka, kunze kwekunge anyarara uye chokwadi chekuti havatauri naye vakaenzana. Panguva ino, hukuru hwavo huchanyara kuve nehasha, zviri nani nengozi, nekuti madzimambo ekare anowanzojaira kuuraya kwavo vari voga.
Virgo
Catual inodiwa, kazhinji mainini. Zvakadiniko, chokwadika, chinotungamira kuguta rekutanga remubatsiri. Sosi yakaiswa chisimbiso? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nekunzwa kwakakodzera, katsi-musikana akatodzorwa, uye pane zvimwe zvinosetsa polyethyle. Katsi iyi iri nyore uye nekuvimbika kubvisa chero zvipingamupinyi. Iti, Katsi inoda kuti uimutse. Izvo zviri izvozvi. Asi iwe haugone kurova - iwe uri maoko akabatikana, iwe, semuenzaniso, cnit. Katsi imwe yaizogadzirwa neiko? Aizosvetukira kumabvi ako uye akavata ruoko rwako. Asi katsi-musikana tishu mumidzi uye anofunga zvine hunyanzvi - anongo nyura tambo. Katsi iyi mune generals inofarira kuratidza zvarinotaura mumunhu anokwanisa. Kana tray, maererano nekatsi, haina kuchena, ichazviita pedyo. Sezvo usinganzwisisi imwe neimwe nzira.
Libra
Katsi-zviyero zvinowanzove imbwa. Katsi iyi inogona kuenda kwauri pane zvitsitsinho kunyange mumugwagwa. Anogona kutarisa wachi paunogara pakombuta uye kurwa pamusoro petafura mukubika. Achazokuisa zvizere wand wand. Shamwari dzinofarira - Izvo zvinodiwa, anodzidziswa. Ndiyo ingori pfungwa yekuti iri, kutaura chokwadi, iyo katsi inokudzidzisa iwe. Iye anokutakura iwe wand uye anofunga kuti: "Ishe, akarasikirwa zvakare na wand wake, kechitatu, nezvandinazvo?" Uye mumugwagwa iwe unoenda kwauri kuti urege kurasika, iwe, sezvakaratidzwa chiitiko chakaratidza, hachina kukwana.
Katsi-zviyero zvinoshivirira haugone kupokana - kana imba yacho ichitanga rugan, katsi ichaedza kumumisa, zashipv pamativi ese maviri. Kazhinji, zvinosuruvarisa, asi vanhu havasati vakakwana kune katsi-zviyero.
Scorpio
Ichi Chikwata chekati. Midziyo yako nemachira, kutaura zvazviri, ingori mabheti emitambo yemitambo, chero chaunofunga nezveizvi. Cat Scorpion haina zvachose kusatya uye anoda panjodzi, iwe unogona kunyange pasina champagne. Kuvimba neAdrenaline kunotungamira kune yakabvaruka nenzeve uye yakakwenenzverwa vavakidzani vavo. Iyo Motto yeCatpion Cat: "Kune hupenyu nhanhatu chete - unofanirwa kuedza zvese!", Kazhinji zvinotungamira kuchokwadi chekuti katsi iri kuyedza kwete chete pamapoka chete, asiwo kuna zino. Naizvozvo, zvine musoro kudzikamisa mukana wekati uine zvese zvinoshamisa, izvo zvakanyanya kusiri nyore kana uchigara kunze kweguta. Asi izvi zvinofanirwa kuitwa nekuti katsi hutsinye.
Nenzira, hunhu hwekurwira uye negodo rekuzvarwa neKittika kazhinji rinotungamira kuchokwadi kuti kwete chete kitsi dzinovakidzana dzakaputirwa nemapoka, asiwo murume wako wega. Nekudaro, hazvina basa - murume haana urombo.
Sagittarius
Mombe-shooter - Pets panzvimbo yakaoma. Chekutanga, iye kusununguka kwakanyanya kugara muparamende yemadhorobha, saka inzvimbo isina hanya inovhurika inotungamira kune yakasarudzika yekuita nzvimbo munzvimbo iyi. Kechipiri, katsi iyi inogara ine nzara uye inoziva nzira yekunyatsojeka uye zvakanyanya kutarisisa maziso makuru akasuruvara pane varidzi vasina moyo vane urombo pamusoro peHamu. Dzimba dzinomanikidzwa kusiya zvinyorwa zveumwe neumwe: "Usatenda katsi - akadya!" Zvakanaka, uye chechitatu, iyo Libido Catcs-Sagittarius ine zvakawanda zvekuti zvinoita sekunge achangodzoka kubva kuhondo. Kubva kuimba yekumaodzanyemba neKorea, kwashumirwa makore makumi maviri. Uye kana hostess isingabatsiri kugadzirisa dambudziko iri nekukurumidza - ngariregedze, zvakanakawo.
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