Panguva ino, zvishamiso zvinoitika tsika. Chinoshamisika nevamwe! Uye kunyanya tarenda inoshamisa inosimuka.
Mumba yekutandarira
Imwe yeshamwari yangu inodururwa kuti kumusoro kweiyo yeKisimusi muti wakasungirirwa kune iyo denga, kune iyo hodo pane iyo denga - kuti arege kuwa. Akaita zvese sezvazvinofanira kuita. Mukadzi kumba akadzoka aine vana - uye ikoko ... Muti weKisimusi wakamburika! Chaizvoizvo, kutaridzika kwakabvarirwa pedyo nemusha miviri. Mumwe wacho waiziva haana kufunga nezve zvazvinoreva zvakakwirira, mumuti, yeKisimusi. Yakaramba yakajairwa imwe nehafu mita. Saka zvakare kwete kune iyo yakabatanidzwa yakasungwa, asi yakaderera pane iyo misoro, saka kumusoro kusendama, kungofanana nemusoro wenzvimbo yeimba yeimba ...Bunny
Muzudi anodiwa akarayira sekuru vake kumeso kwechiso changu chechiso. Iyi Chinese pribluda ine ruvara rwechirume-green ruvara, runyorwa nziyo dzevana, unogona kunyora mazwi ezwi nahwo, uye inogona kutamba nemwana mukuhwanda uye kutsvaga. A teddy karoti karoti pane ruoko uye iyo inoenderana maitiro yakavhurwa. Iyo tsuro inzwi rinofadza rinoshuma kuti anoda kutamba, uye anotanga kukwira mwana ... Ini ndakaisa chishamiso ichi chehunyanzvi hwehunyanzvi hwekutamba. Uye paGore Nyowani, mukwasha wangu, kuti riise zvinyoro-nyoro. Kurara pane kapeti pamberi peTV. Kuyedza kuita kunge budirira. Ipapo iyo evoyana jonda yakanyora chimwe chinhu kune tsuro uye akakwira karoti kuruoko rwake. Akamuka musi waJanuary 1 kubva kune rimwe bhuku: "Zhenya-Zhene ... Nei wabatwa zvakadhakwa?" Zhenya akavhura ziso uye kufambira mberi kwebhokisi rakasvibirira rebhokisi. Yakavharwa-yakavhurwa - iyo tsuro haina kunyangarika, asi ngatidzokorore mantra. Mukutya, ndichafamba zvishoma nezvishoma kubva ipapo, uye reprofiet yemagetsi yakafara kuti: "Ngatitambei? Ini ndinoenda kunotsvaga, kuvanda! " "Uye, chicheka rwiyo rwemamondi, ndikaomutya." Kutya kwekuti mudiki oak haana kupa ...
Usanetseka, tete!
Neimwe nzira, kwegore idzva, tete vangu nababamunini vakaungana kuzoshanyira vabereki. Babamunini Kolya vakapfeka zvekutanga uye vakamira mudhara, vakamirira tete. Mushure menguva yakati, tete into aonekwa mumitambo yekupfeka uye akabvunza kuti pane mapakeji. Babamunini Kolya vakapindura kuti kana aifunga nezvematanda maviri emafupi, akatapukira nokutendeka mumarara chututeni, iye achitarisira akanaka. Mushure mekunge Mhatsky genera, tete inseda akabvunza kuti nei Babamunini Kolya haana kucherechedza kuti pakanga paine mari dzinoverengeka mumapaketi: Keke, bhodhoro, bhodhoro rakanaka. Kuna nababamunini Kolya vakapindura kuti mapakeji akasungwa (tete anei akavasunga kuti aite keke racho kubva pakurara). Paakabvunza kuti akakwanisa sei kupfura pasuru huru yakadaro kune hwaro hwekupfeka hwindo, akapindura kuti aifanira kubatsira tsoka ...Mimhanzi yakafuridzirwa
Kureba kweHolide mimhanzi. Nenzira, Stasik yaive mhosva yese ... Zvakanaka, iyo iyo namini. Uye abudlov naye. "Ndakaviga champagne pasi pechando chechando mubindu ..." Ehe! Zano rakanaka, kusika. Uye chando chando mugore iro chinoshamisa mhando yepamusoro. Ndira Ndira 12 chete vakakwanisa kuwana ...
Kazhinji, isu hatipembereri
Ini nemurume wangu uye ini handina kutarisira kupemberera ng. Asi neimwe nzira akachinja pfungwa. Handei ku "Lighthouse", buffet yekugadzira (Verenga "kunwa") akangwara. Ndokunge, nzvimbo yakadaro yesimba, ipo mumakore akanakisa ane hutsinye naEfremov akatamba pamatafura. Shamwari yakauya, ndakandipa chando chemusiki sutu (yebhuruu yekugezera ine sparkles), uye murume wake iboka reAmerica Costume. Isu, isu pachedu, zvese zvakasara nekukurumidza. NEXT - zvisina kujairika. Mumwe munhu akanetseka kuti, akavimbisa mufaro wese wenyika, akadyisa anomira kubva mumaoko ... Takazviwana tiri ku 6.50 mangwanani kuLarenrad Station nebhegi reElite Booze. THILLE Kufunga, yakatora matikiti kuna Peter kune iyo yepedyo Sapsan. Takasvika, zvishoma rubrev uye chinotyisa: +5, mangwanani, mangwanani musi waJanuary 1, zvese zvakavharwa. Isu hatina kuvhiringidzika, takawana iyo yakavhurika Sushill, yakatora doro, yakakwira pa airbnb. Muhafu yeawa, sesu, imwe gangster chaiyo yakauya kuzoita jegear yakakura ndokuenda nemumugwagwa pedyo neyekupedzisira, kwatakabva ndangosanganisira "kusanzwisisika" uye kuve ne "kugeza". Mazuva mashanu atakatya ipapo kusvikira mari yapera. Kudzokera kumashure mune yakachipa placentar neDochyar uye iyo Zhigle Breel ... anofara.
Uye uyu ndiye wangu!
Kana murume akandikanda, ndakatya kushamwaridzana nehukama kwenguva yakareba. Musikana akarayira kuti atange kuwana munhu anoda chaizvo. Ndakaita kudaro. Ndakajairana nemurume, ndakazvinyorerwazve kweanopfuura gore, ndakanyatsojaira kune tsamba dzake, kunyaradza, kurumbidza uye kunzwisisa. Uye pane Evha weGore Nyowani, akakurudzira kushandura hukama hwedu kune chaiko. Ndakabvuma. Akaraira tafura, ndakatenga chipfeko chitsva. Uye manheru musizvo waZvita 31, ane mranger yakazara, zuva razvino rakaenda kune yake yekutanga mumakore maviri. Ndakatyaira kuresitorendi, moyo waputswa, ko kana zvikaitika kuti zvidiki, gobvu uye lys? Ini ndinoenda, ndinotarisa, ndakagara murume anoyevedza kudaro mune jege jege, sezvatakabvumirana. Ndakaswedera ndikati: "Uyu ndiye." "Uye uyu ndiye," akapindura, uye manheru emashiripiti akatanga. Pashure peusiku, taibva taibva hukama hwakawanda. Uye mangwanani zvakazoitika kuti Vizabi yangu haina kumbobvira yadzoreredzwa muhupenyu nevasikana vari muInternet.Kuveurwa kwakaveurwa
Shamwari yaimbove yakashanda semuridzi webvudzi. Napes yakatonhorera yakadaro yakaita! Neimwe nzira yegore idzva, pakutanga kwebasa rake basa, vakacherekedza nevamwe vaiperera pakupera kwezuva rekushanda, uye kamwe kamwe mutengi kamwe kamwe! Goverana, inoti ndinoda. Iye: Saka chinonoka! Uye iye: Hapana, nekukurumidza, kuzororo! Zvakanaka, kuita kwake - iye akateya kumeso kwake, uye chando chechando chatove nechando pamberi pemeso ake ... Screb, anomuka zvakaipa, asi - mood yamutswa, vese havana hanya. Akapedza kudzidza, anoti: Pane chimwe chinhu hachina kunaka kwazvo iwe wakanditungamira! Uye iye: Zvakanaka, zvirinani hauna kutema! Iye: uye ndizvozvo! Payd, kuruboshwe, uye akaenda kugeza esventory. Muchina weRazori wanga uchiri akura, uko kuiswa kweRazor kuiswa. Iye anodzivisa iye ... OP-PA! Uye manyadzo haasi!
Chinhu chikuru - kurapwa
Pakutanga kwekutanga kwaJanuary, pepa, rine kodzero yekuonga kuCentral Ambulensi Station, yakauya kuCentral Ambulensi Station. Yakanga yakanyorwa mariri: "Yakanga isina kubudirira kuti pagore reGore Nyowani mumwe wevaeni vedu aive nechirwere chemoyo. Isu takamanikidzwa kudaidza ambulensi. Chiremba wechidiki akauya, akabatirira patsoka dzake. Papa weWardrobe, akaita jekiti yemagnesia muchikepe, zvine hungwaru gare gare uye kuruboshwe. Isu tese tiri kuseka zvekuti kunyange nemoyo murefu moyo wangu urege. Ndatenda zvikuru nekuda kwekunakidzwa kwako. Hapana Santa Claus Anodiwa! "Miromo dzeVelverean
Chete kune maviri
Vasikana vevasikana vakamhanyisa murume wake kuti hapana anogamuchira makokwa kuti abvunze. Izvozvikokwa kwatiri isu pachedu. Iye akatenda kuti izvi zvaive nekuti haana kuvimbwa sodhiyo. Zvakanaka, anoti: Zvinoreva kuti, vanoti, Tichava neyenguva refu kwazvo yerudo. Chete kune maviri! Akashanda pamasikati 31st. Uye saka akabika muti weKisimusi, wakamurova kirimu, akamumirira kubva kubasa, isa chipfeko chemasvinu echando ... akanzwa kuti kiyi iri munhamba yakatendeuka . Uyezve nekuchema "kushamisika !!!" Iye murume wechidiki uye makumi mashanu nevaviri vevandaiziva vakamiswa, vaaifara kubhadhara mutero kumukadzi somurume ari mubairo. Uye pane waini isina pamuviri isina nhumbu ine chando chando pane nipples uye isingaonekwe kumashure kwedumbu bhuruu mini siketi siketi. Kushamiswa, Damn, Saka kushamisika! Asi musikana haana kurova kumeso mune tsvina. Mushure meminiti yeminiti Kupfuurirazve, zororo racho rakabudirira.Enda kunorara
Mushure meimwe yekupedzisira ng, ndakacherekedza muThailand mune imwe pub pane yegungwa. Zvese zvinhu zvinoshamisa, zvakasangana ne jaya rakanaka, hapana akauya, akatamba kusvikira mangwanani. Zvino mambakwedza vakawana kuti uto rakawa, uye vese vatyairi vematekiro akasara. Ndokunge: Ini ndiri pazvitsitsinho uye mune zvese zveGore Nyowani. Uye iyo chete mota yakamira ndokutaurira kuenda nesu kuSting saiti yevatyairi vetekisi, vakazova rori rine rori nemasero ehuku. Saka fambisa: Mhoroi, mbongoro, gore idzva, mukambani Klush!
NaParis Chikom
Isu takapemberera maSoviec Colice kwemakore mazhinji, uye amai vangu vakangodaro vakati: Hapana maorivhi! Mira! On ng tichaenda kuParis! Zvakanaka, vakaungana uye vakabhururuka nemhuri yese. Uye sezvo vashanyi vakaramba vasina ruzivo, vakavimbika pakufamba-famba uye vakabvuma vese vanowedzera. Masevhisi, kusanganisira kuchengetwa kwefurafura muresitorendi paNG. Huyai ... Uye ichi chigaro cheScoop-Resitorendi pahuwandu! Ndokunge, zvese zvakarongeka pasi petsika. Wallpapers, mahwendefa, olivier. Uye kwete imba nyowani, asi simbe, yakadyiwa pamberi. Matafura ese eRussia. Uye - Cherry pane keke - paTV yekutanga Kana-A L!Kuda "dzoka kubva kuDubai"
Isu tiri vanhu vakanyarara, vasina kudzikiswa, uye vanopemberera vakasarudza nenzira imwecheteyo. Mukudziya, negungwa, asi munzvimbo diki - mune inonyanya kuonana pane ese emirates. Asi kubva muhotera kamwe chete mazuva mashoma bhazi remahara kuenda kuDubai nekudzoka. Zvaifanira kushandisa bhora! Uye akatyaira ari 31st. Takafamba tichifamba-famba vachiona, tikandomira pane imwe nzvimbo kumahombekombe, inguva yekudzoka ... Vote - hapana mutyairi mutyairi anomira! (Nei usati wanzwisisa.) Isu tinonzwisisika. Chero maGerman akamhanyira nesu mune imwecheteyo kutya. Isu takanyora kuti ndanonoka bhazi uye toshandisa iyo yeGore Nyowani muDubai Molla ... Takapisa munhau dzemaminitsi kusvika nguva h - uye hatigone kuwana nzira chaiyo kunze. Iyi Dubai mall inotonhorera ye chero goblin lyrinthth! Uye varindi vanopindura chimwe chinhu - asi muchirungu chakadai kuti njiva dziri kubereka. Kazhinji, kusvetukira kune yekupedzisira yechipiri mune yakanyanya kunyarara uye inononoka kutaura kuti amai vanodiwa. Zvakanaka, kutadza kwedu kwaive pasina mutemo wakaoma, uye bhodhoro renhotera rakanga rakamirira isu mukamuri ...
Chishamiso neSergeant
Zvita 31, wachi gumi pm. Kurumidza kupemberera, kutakura matatu akanaka mabhegi - zviri pachena nezvei. Pachayo, kwete, haisisiri svutugadzike. Uye saka, metres mashanu kubva pamba ... Mota yemapurisa inononoka pasi pedyo nezvinyoro. Sergeant anobuda uye anoenda akatwasira kwatiri. Pfungwa, hongu, iro rakawanda rakasviba: zvakanyanyisa, inodzika mari, pakunyaradza - tinocherekedza mumhungu. Asi unosangana sei ... Sergeant akakodzera: - isa mabhegi! - Varombo vakaisa mabhegi echando. Shamwari yangu: - maoko kunze, - anotambanudza maoko ake. - Handshaw! - zvinoshamiswa neruoko kuruoko. Iyo sergeant inokwira muhomwe yake uye ichidurura maoko ake makuru mumaoko ake. Kubva pamota inotendeuka ichiti: - Zvakanaka, iwe wakamirira chimwe chishamiso mugore idzva!
Pane Chiziviso: Chimiro kubva mufirimu "Kisimusi Miti 2"Nhau Dzakaunganidzwa: Julia Sheket