Nharaunda yazvino imhosva. Matanho ese emwana anoperekedzwa neese-ane hupenyu ane njodzi "ko kana?".
Ehezve, isu tese tinoda kuve vakanyanya muNyika mom uye vanababa, asi kutaura zvazviri, kuti mwana ave nemufaro, zvakaringana "chete mubereki akanaka" chikamu chakafanana nehutano hwakanaka. Kuyedza kudzora hupenyu hwemwana mune zvese zvarinoratidzwa mune chero nyaya dzinotarisirwa - mushure mezvose, zvakavimbika uye zvakasununguka zvekutara pamusoro pemwana, iye, awe, ari Kwete wekusingaperi."PaTV - Mhirizhonga uye Nhema Tsika"
Chisimba hachisi chinhu cheterevhizheni, ichi chakagadzirwa chevanhu. Ehe, iwe unogona zvachose kudzima TV. Asi zvinoita here, semuenzaniso, tenga "Mwanakomana ane hutsinye womuvakidzani, izvo zvinokanda paw rako mumusoro? Zvisingaite.
Iyo TV haisi shamwari uye kwete muvengi - iye akafanana anokanda chokwadi semhuri yako, chikoro kana basa. Mwana achiri mudiki, iwe unogona kusefa chinhu chidiki, asi pasina mhosva isiri kushandisa izvo. Zvinotyisa zvekuti dyatyko "zvinoita kunge mutsa", uye ini ndichakanda ibvi? Usatya. Neraki, vana vanomutswa vasina kunyanya nemazwi seMuenzaniso wega.
Iyo yechipiri yakakurumbira horror stroke - "Ko kana ikatonamira kuchiratidziro zvachose?". Izvo zvichatambudza, asi chete kana akashaya hurukuro huru. Ipa mwana akazara auye, uye dambudziko richazvigadzirisa pacharo.
"Mukombuta - ropa, guts uye Sodhoma"
Iwe unogona kuwana toni yezvinyorwa pamusoro pezvakanakira uye njodzi dzemitambo chaiyo. Ehe, mwana anotora akati wandei mazwi echiRungu uye akadzidza kusvetuka muchirevo chekubata, pasina kutyora, asi nekukurumidza anokodzera kutsamira kwemutambo!
Muchokwadi, kana iwe ukasatora zvisarudzo zvakawandisa, hapana chakanakira kubatsirwa, hapana chakaipa kubva mumitambo yemakomputa. Kune vakuru, mutambo uyu inonakidza nguva yekuuraya. Uye vana havana kusiyana zvakanyanya nesu. Usade kuti mwana atambe mitambo yemakomputa - irege kukuita kuti ubude.
Kutanga, mitambo isiri "dombo nyama yemhando": Vanogadzira vazvino vanokwanisa kuita varaidzo yekunakidzwa kunyange kubva kune tafura yekuwedzera. Uye chechipiri, tsika yekupindwa kwemitambo inoenderana chete kubva kumubereki nemutemo wedu mutsvene wevabereki - tsika iyi ndeyekuita.
Kunetseka kunofanirwa kungokonzeresa kuseka kufarira. Sezvineiwo neTV, kushingairira kwakadaro kunotaura nezvengozi dzemitambo yemakomputa, asi nezve matambudziko mumhuri iyo mwana anogovera izvi achiri munzira yakachengeteka.
"MukukurumidzaFood - GMO uye Ulcer"
Izvo zvinodikanwa kuti udye kumba, vabereki vazhinji vanoti. Dzimba zvine hutano - Babushkina Smetanka kubva kumusha, mbatatisi kubva kumusika nemukaka uine foam. Mwana anobvunza hamburger inokuvadza.
Chido chekunyepedzera kusabvisa chikafu chinokuvadza kubva pakudya chete chinowedzera kukosha kwayo. Kuti ndinyatso kupihwa padanho "mubereki akaipa vs hamburger," Hazvizove zvakanaka kurambidza mwana kuti afambe pamazuva ekuzvarwa anopembererwa mune yekukurumidza chikafu. Izvo zvichamubatsira kuti vanzwe vakasimba uye vane hutano kurasikirwa, kukandirwa mukati mehupenyu nehupenyu hunoshanda sipinachi mumeno. Uye hamburger ichave inodiwa zvakanyanya.
Muchokwadi, chikamu chevanochengetedza, dhayi uye zvimwe zvinotyisa Gmos muchikamu chekudya nekukurumidza hachisi chakasiyana nedzimba dzakafanana mune dzimba dzakabikwa kubva kune zvigadzirwa zvekutenga. Ukuru hwechikamu, huwandu hweshuga uye kushambadzira marongero akasiyana kazhinji. Uye kana mwana achashanyira diner kamwe chete pamwedzi, idya hamburger nembatatisi uye kumwa mukaka jongwe, ipapo haazovi ... Hapana. Uye ... Kwete, iwe unogona kunge uchapa toy.
"MuWestern katuni - Sponge Bob uye hapana tsika"
Rugan kukero yeKwayedza Katuni yeWestern - Iyo Kugadziriswa Kwemhando yeVateereri Tribune yeMabhokisi ese esango. Izvo zvakakosha zvevabereki zvinoderedzwa kusvika kune izvo mavara haana kunyanya kunaka, uye saka anoratidza muenzaniso wakashata kuvana vadiki. * Teerera, Sarcasm! * Kwete kuti Masi Wedu aine Bear! * Kupera kweSarcasm. *
Muchokwadi, kana iwe ukasarudza midziyo nezera (Spongebob yevana kubva kune makore matanhatu, Simlosons kazhinji vateereri), saka iyo anti-glitter inosarudza mabasa maviri ezvibereko - anoratidza kusada, uye anodzidzisa izvo Iko hakuna kururamisira kwakakwirira hakuna kuvapo. Ehe, iwe unofanirwa kuedza kuve wakanaka. Asi kune vanhu vanozvibata zvisinei, uye nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero havatendeuki muhonye. Uye izvi zvakare chimwe chezviso chenyika. Isu tese tiri dzimwe nguva tichiedza kushandura mutoro wezvavanoita pane vamwe. Panguva imwecheteyo honye pasi, cherechedza, kwete kuwedzerwa!
Kuti uwane tsika dzekupedzisira, quotation of Matt Suptling yakanakira, imwe yevagadziri veSimposons: "Kana iwe usingade kuti vana vako vave vakafanana neBarta Simpson, havave vabereki vakadaro seHomer Simpson."