Ndakaona kuti mari inoenda mari uye inofadza, kana iwe ukarwisa, kazhinji mapoka madiki? Kuti vachingobhururuka kazhinji uye vakashatiswa, isu tichavaponesa nenzira inoenda kunyengerera! Wedzera zvaunosarudza kune yedu piggy bank: Ndezvipi zvinoshamisa zvinonakidza zvechokwadi midzimu?
Poshi. Wakamuka, wakatambanudza ruoko rwako kufoni ... Ah, imwe awa iwe unogona kurara!
2. Iwe wakamirira tsamba, unoona mune "inouya" inokoshesa (1) - uye haisi spam! Iyo kero imwechete!
3. Mumwe mutyairi ane mutsa akakupa kwauri kuti ubve muyadhi.
ina. Harbour katsi akauya kumabvi ake, akafambisa uye akazvimiririra akati: "Zvakanaka, Murr!"
shanu. Muvakidzani, uyo aingova akangwara pamusangano, kamwe kamwe, pakupedzisira, akasvetuka kunze.
6. Mutyairi weTrollybus akatarisa mugirazi - uye akamirira kusvikira iwe wagara.
7. Murume anoenda kwauri munzira yepasi pevhu akabata suo kusvikira wapfuura.
sere. Nezuro iwe wakapfuura neyadhi iyi, uye pano yaive Namuoro - uye nhasi yakachena.
pfumbamwe. SMS SMS. Kwete, izvi hazvisi zana chiuru "Dhawunirodha anecdote kwe100 rubles" kubva kune anoshanda, yakaendeswa kubhadhara!
10. Wakambotaura kana jee idzi dzaitora, asi ivo vakagara pasi sevanyengeri.
gumi neimwe. Iwe watove wakatoda kutenga chinhu ichi che400 rubles, takura pacashier, uye pano chinoitika - kune zvakare 50% kuderedzwa pairi!
12. Mu tepi, pakanga paine chinonakidza chakabatana chausingakwanise kudzora nekunyorerutsa zvinonzwika.
13. Iwe watenga tete pedyo neMetro weGreen, uye akati: "Maita basa, mwana!"
gumi neina. Kuburukira mumugwagwa, kwakamuranga musoro uye nekuona muraraungu wakajeka pamberi pake.
gumi neshanu. Iyo hairdresser inoshambidza musoro wako, mvura inodziya, shampoo ine kunhuhwirira kwakanaka kwazvo, uye muzvikamu zvakajairika.
gumi nenhanhatu. Iwe watotarisa pamubvunzo uyu ... asi shamwari, zvishoma zvishoma, akapa zvakaipisisa!
17. Musikana, anogara achinonoka, akangoerekana angoitika zvishoma.
gumi nesere. Iwe wakadonha vase yako yaunofarira, asi haana kutyora.
gumi nepfumbamwe. Iwe unoverenga nhau uye ukaona kuti bhendi rako raunofarira rakaburitswa new album.
makumi maviri. Iwe wakarasika uye wakamira mumugwagwa, tarisa-tarisa, uye wobva wauya nemubvunzo, kunyangwe iwe usingade kukubatsira.
21. Iye murume akandiwisira pasi, waunonyatsoremekedza, asi haana kana kuziva kuti anokuverengera.
22. Mumidyo wemumugwagwa anopururudza: "Amai, tarira!" "Uye haazori mhirizhonga naye."
23. Iyo kambani yehudiki inopfuura ne - uye haina bika, asi mapenzi akanaka uye majee kubva mukuwedzera kwehutano.
24. Iwe hauna kuchengetwa, ndakachinjira kumucheto kweiyo track - ndikatanga mashizha, kunyangwe chero rudzi rwehofisi yehofisi!
25 Iwe unofamba uchidzika mumugwagwa, uye kubva kune kumwe kunhu kubva kune cafe kana kubva pahwindo - rwiyo rwako rwaunoda.
26. Iwe unoburitsa bhokisi neiyo nyowani nyowani Gadget, kukanda iyo firimu yekudzivirira ...
27. Iwe unopa Tenzi muhwindo wakapwanya keteni, bvunza kuti: "Marii yave kwandiri?" - Uye anoita imwe yekunyepedzera uye anonyemwerera: "Iwe - kwete zvachose!"
28. Iwe wakapenda miseve, uye ivo havana kunyemwerera uye havana kuyerera, asi vakapenda chaizvo sezvazvinodiwa.
29. Iwe une jekete kubva kuimba yekuchengetera, uye kune makumi maviri emabhuru muhomwe dzako.
makumi matatu. Iwe wakaona chiitiko chinotyisa, kukwira muhomwe kuseri kwefoni ... uye yakakwanisa kudzvanya!
31. Muguta raunofanira kusvika kuchimbuzi. Uyezve pane huru yekutenga nzvimbo ine yaunoda!
32. Nenzira pakanga paine chiratidzo, icho tsamba yakanga isiri kupisa kana vashoma, uye izvi zvakazova rimwe, isinganzwisisike.
33. Kubva pane imwe nzvimbo yakabhururuka kunhuhwirira kwekofi uye kutsva kubheka.
34. Murume akayeuchidza imwe mhando yeiyo yakanaka episode kubva kare, iyo iwe yawakanganwa ini - uye iyeye anoyeuka, zvakafanira!
35 Ruva, iro raunotambudza ruoko rwake, rakangoerekana raburitsa bud uye rakabikwa.
Yakatumirwa na: Julia Sheket