Iko hakuna nguva yekutsanangura! Mukuru: akakurumidza kuverenga uye rangarira zvakapfuura. Chikoro: Kwete kutinhira, mamwe mashoma makore - uye kuchave nemudzidzi!
Munyori weSMS Nhoroondo: Lilith Mazikina
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10 SMS nekuedza kuita chirevo, chete nyaya chaiyo, chete zvinotyisa zvinotyisa husiku
Mameseji anonakidza kubva kumusikana akasarudza kuve mukoti ekusimba, kana chii chinogona kuitwa nemapirita rug
Kuyerera kweSMS kubva kumusikana akapatsanurwa seAsshole: anoziva kupi kurova
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15 SMS nezve Dacha Hupenyu: Kwakanaka, iwe unoyeuka kuti medeve anotaridzika sei ?! Anotaridzika kunge mutorwa monster !!!
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17 Anopenga SMS evasikana vakanaka kwazvo munyika: Vechidiki, hushamwari, kushambadzira mbongoro!
18 mameseji kubva mumatauri haasi mhuri ine hushamwari, kana kuti ungagona kubvumidza Baba mari
19 zvinoshamisa kubata SMS yevatsva, ndeipi nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero chandinoda kuseka madhiri